Adventures in Askr (Ft. Erandia and Friends)

"SparROW HE LP ME WH AT DO I DO O????????!" Erandia screamed at her friend, panic completely covering her entire body.

"C-Calm d-down f-f-for f-f-five--STELLA PLEASE STOP SHAKING ME I'M GOING TO PUKE ON YOU--!" Nearly turning green, the other summoner managed to make her friend stop somehow. The red head, now somewhat calm, began pacing around the room, her hands on her hair and looking ready to cry at any moment.

"So... what did you do this time?" Sparrow crossed her arms, her gold eyes filled with mirth at her friend's latest problems. Naga only knows how much she worry over the smallest and dumbest things.

"I... I'm getting married."

"... What?" Gold eyes blink as Sparrow processed the confession before beaming into a smile. "Congratulations, then! What's the problem wi--"

"No, you don't get it! I don't know who exactly I'm getting married to!" Okay, that seemed to be a big problem.

"How exactly do you agree to marriage, of all things, and not know who... Unless this is an arranged...?"

“It wasn’t! But that’s not the point! I’m getting married, and I haven’t even gotten a boyfriend yet!” Somehow, Sparrow thinks that there are bigger problems at hand than skipping the boyfriend stage but she keeps quiet this time and allow her friend some grievance.

"IT DOESN'T STOP THERE, SPARROW!!!" With a dramatic hairflip, Erandia bonked her forehead at the wall repeatedly.

"T-They're... THEY'RE ALL ROYALTIES SOMEHOW????????"

"Why do you sound confused...? I'm pretty sure you know they're crowned princes in their respective worlds, right?"

"... Hold on, you mean you know who exactly the units are?" Brown eyes laced with confusion, Erandia looked like she was just told that summer vacation was cancelled.

"Yes...? There's the crowned prince of Nohr, Xander for one; Prince Takumi of Hoshido on the other hand; Your Hrid and Alfonse makes it Nifl and Askr respectively, and Innes and Joshua haven't been exactly subtle in their advances." Sparrow paused, a light smile making its way onto her face as she teases her friend further. "Come to think of it, are you sure Camus and Frederick don't have any royal lineage at all?"

"S-SPARROW OH MY GOD ARE YOU SERIOUS!?" Erandia let out a squeak and an accusing finger. "HOW LONG HAVE YOU KNOWN ABOUT JOSHUA BEING A PRINCE?"

"Your Breidablik didn't tell you that?"

"Bold of you to assume I don’t procrastinate with that at all…” At Sparrow’s surprised look, Erandia mentally mourned for her friend’s lack of understanding towards yet another meme.

“Well... I have to admit I didn't exactly... read up on him ahahahhahahAHHAHAH"

"It's nice to see the Information Master to get blindsided by lack of information, of all things." With a snort, Sparrow adds on "Erandia's Harem finally achieved maximum potential."

"Ha. Ha. That's gold coming from you with your Elibe Bed Warmers, Master Sparrow."

"W-What!?"

"Nino's been happily informing me of the state of the gossip in your castle." With a triumphant smile, Erandia continues, "Provided I ask the right questions, Nino is a great source of information."

"ERANDIA!!! HOW DARE YOU CORRUPT MY PRECIOUS NINO!"

"WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME ABOUT JOSHUA EARLIER!?"

Meanwhile, at the garden courtyard, Gordin sighed in defeat, leading some members of Team SONs to train like usual.

"Mom seems to be a bit fired up today!" Morgan chirped happily, as he reads through his tome once more. Grima huffed in disinterest, as he tries to disintegrate a pitiful worm from the branches of a tree. Siegbert was the only one truly excited and it showed in his training, as the red-eyed teen mumbled about milady mother truly becoming his mother. Either way, the Castle's been truly lively recently, Gordin thinks. What with all the fuss about the Ike Accords and mother's Harem.

Gordin doesn't say another word as his Brave Bow pierced a training dummy Siegbert was about to take down fully.

All in all, just another normal (as normal as what it meant in this Zenith) day in Erandia's Askr.