Adventures in Askr (Ft. Erandia and Friends)
Various drabble collections that are too short to stand on its own but still long enough to be read in pieces. Features various headcanons, event-special vignettes, and summoners of others.
Author's Notes
The thing is, Erandia never foddered an Azura. She's just super bad at reacting and Grima knows that.
And to quote Ruri: "OH MY GOD. GRIMA STIRRING UP TROUBLE. He's like chaotic evil. Just gotta push everyone's buttons. THE FUNNY PART IS. Azuras have shit for foddering."
N-Now, Ike, Let's Talk A-About This...!
"Summoner, why would you--"
"Calm yourself, Eliwood. I'm sure she has a perfectly good reason to do so." Ike calmly pacified the somewhat outraged lord, as Genny also hugs the red-head in an attempt to reduce his stress. Erandia was about to explain herself when Grima enters the scene, smiling deviously.
"Surely, you must listen to him, Lord Eliwood. After all, Lord Ike knows first-hand how it feels to have his lover foddered." Erandia looked aghast and glared at her living adversary of a son, as Ike's face slowly pale at what the newcomer was implying.
"W-What--"
"I could have sworn I saw mother foddered another Lady Azura to someone else."
"Grima! You shut--"
"Summoner! How could you do such a horrifying thing! Azura is nothing but--"
Beyond the loud room, Morgan was inquiring about Grima's whereabouts.
"He skipped training again..." He mumbles to himself, unaware of the drama unfolding on the other end of the castle.