Bad Batch Episode summaries but with Jessper

Be prepared for shit grammar, spelling and everything. I really just shat this out in a sticky note and didn't bother looking over it again so... enjoy.

So basically, the group get back to Kamino after Order 66 has happened. They see Jessper in the halls, question who she is but basically brush it off for the most part. They drop their things off in their shared room, go to that big announcement about the Jedi trying to kill Palpatine, meet Omega in the hall then they go to the mess hall for food.

Omega then makes herself known again by sitting at their table, a clone passer-by makes fun of the BB then Omega gets angry then a food fight starts. THAT'S WHEN JESSPER MAKES HER GRAND ENTERANCE!!! She comes in asking for Omega cause Nala Se wants her by here side instead of running around with the other clones, then a random clones comes up to her asking "what a nice girl like her was doing on Kamino". Jessper gets angry, thus starting the food fight up again, not knowing that General Tarkin was watching from above (yikes).

Echo gets knocked in the face, Jessper comes to the rescue and takes him to her lab to get him fixed up (poor baby). He wakes up, both Omega and Jess try calming him down (he's got major PTSD from being experimented on so he no like the pointy medical things), and the rest of the BB come in happy that their brother is ok.

Hunter gets all confused as to why Jess is here seeing as they have plenty of medic clones they can rely on, thus causing Jess to develop an immediate disliking towards Hunter (ok look, I know enemies to lovers has really been rinsed dry over... who knows how long, but come on... I'm a sucker for that trope (if it's done well) so indulge me plz).

Um the two kinda just... glare at each other before Jessper is all like 'ok get outa my lab. I think Lama Su wanted to speak to ya'll'.

Couple hours later, Nala Se comes into her lab and is all like, 'bro you have been requested to assist a group of clones in a mission and if you do well, they'll be the group you officially work with'. Jessper is all excited, packs up and goes to the hanger bay to find that the Bad Batch is the team she'll be working with (oops).

The group inform her on the mission (cause Tarkin is a bitch and just straight up goes, 'have fun' then leaves), Omega comes in and tells them not to go cause Tarkin seems real fishy, Hunter brushes it off and the group leave but Jessper reassures her that she'll keep her warning in mind.

Tech gives some armour to Jessper (which she only selects a few parts to wear. Gotta be able to move around when helpin peeps) and they finally reach Onderon! (oh yeah, the mission was to wipe out a group of separatist insurgents (which they just think it'll be droids) so that's that). So they all trudge through the jungle of Onderon before noticing a camp then they realise that there aren't any droids and that those guys are just people. A group of soldiers find them so the BB surrender (Crosshair having to be forced to surrender) and then are escorted to the camp.

they come across Saw Gerrera (who fought in the Clone Wars alongside Anakin Skywalker and General Rex) and they're all like 'woah! what's goin on here?'. Jessper helps an injured man, which gets Crosshair real gwumpy cause good soldiers follow order and their orders were to kill these guys. But Jessper ignores him. the group of Rebels leave after giving a huge speech about forgetting their orders and just... being free seeing as they don't seem to be acting like the other clones (apart from Crosshair). The BB start heading back to their ship before Hunter and Crosshair have a showdown (which just involves some bickering and hard staring). Hunter spots a probe droid spying on them and shoots it d e a d and Jessper realises that the Empire was spying on them.

Hunter's all like 'guys we need to go get Omega, Kamino isn't safe so we need to get her out of there then run away'. Crosshair's like 'no. She's a child'. But in the end everyone ends up getting on the ship to go and rescue Omega (oh and Tech says that she's an enhanced clone like the rest of them except Echo seeing as he was a 'reg' before his experiments).

They all return to Kamino and end up getting arrested by Tarkin. Jessper though is escorted to Lama Su's office instead of with the others. Once there, Lama Su asks what the flippity fuck was Jessper doing helping the rebels. She tries explaining that her job was to help (her being a medic and all) and wasn't told to kill anyone (my girl found a loophole). But Tarkin and Su aren't taking it so she gets taken to where the rest of the BB are being kept.

She passes Crosshair in the halls, but he doesn't acknowledge her at all, making Jess real confused. She gets put into the same cell as the rest of the BB and gets real happy for a second before realising again that... she's in jail basically.

Tech realises that the cells they are in weren't originally for... well... prisoners so he finds a way to get them out. He tells Wrecker where a specific point in the wall is, and says to s m a s h. When he finally does break the wall, the group tell Omega to squeeze her way through the tiny opening and find a way to open the cell.

It isn't long before the clones guarding the cell start catching on to their plan, but Omega literally falls on top of them from the vents and manages to open the cell door.

Jess decided to stick with the group. She might not be a clone, but she has no where else to go. Might as well stick with people she can trust and knows well enough (Hunter was more than happy to except her into the squad uwu).

They all finally make it to the hanger bay again and get their gear all set up on the ship, but before they could finally leave, Crosshair enters with a bunch of shock troopers with him. He's all decked out in new armour and a reallllllly big gun (when i mean big, i mean long cause he's a sniper so... ye). Tech hurries to ready up the ship, everyone hides behind some crates and a bunch of shock troopers chuck a few smoke grenades at em.

Wrecker comes out with a few crate covers to bat away the smoke and he takes out a few troopers as well. But the poor boy gets shot in the chest by Crosshair. Omega tries rushing out, but Hunter stops her. Which in turn stops him from stopping Jessper as she rushes out to help Wrecker, only resulting in her getting almost shot (just a real bad graze on the side of her waist).

The ship is all ready and Omega rushes to the ship. Jessper tries moving but another blaster fire is shot towards her from Crosshair. Hunter and Echo provide cover fire as Jessper tries getting up again and dragging Wrecker up the ramp of the ship with her.

big meanie Crosshair tries shooting again but baby gorl Omega saves the day by shooting at Crosshair's gun, giving them enough time to get on outa there.

Echo, Tech and Jessper all collectively try tending to the wounded Wrecker, but the poor baby hates getting check ups. Omega cheers him up with his stuffed toy, Lula, while the other three quickly look after him while he's distracted with the toy.

Omega and Hunter have a little down time in the cockpit of the ship before the others join in.

The group all think of what to do before Hunter tells Tech to set a course for a place called J-19 (Salucemi). Omega watches Tech press a few buttons before watching the ship jump into hyperspace (baby's never been off of Kamino so she's super excited.

Jessper gets a bit upset, watching all of them together, but Hunter reassures her that she'll fit in with everyone. She simply nods, but thinks otherwise.

So yeah! that's episode 1. God that episode is loooooong but then again, it was a super cool special release so it being long is kinda cool, but there's so much in that episode to write down hnnng. Other episode summaries will be shorter seeing as the other ones run like normal length episodes so... yeha.