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Your name is TAKAIO MINORI. While you may be highly INTELLECTUAL and KIND-HEARTED, you are also incredibly PATRIONIZING and PRETENTIOUS. This has made it difficult for you to obtain friends, though there are a select few that choose to put up with you. It’s a miracle that you even managed to get all your quadrants filled. You dyed your hair a VIBRANT BLUE because you think it makes you look UNIQUE. Really, it makes you look like a prat.
Your interests include CAFFINE, LITERATURE, A GOOD FUCK and you are also quite absorbed into the idea of ALIENS. You’re 99% sure there is something else out there, there has to be. Your boyfriend is more of a realist and thinks your obsession is silly, but you love the idea of extraterrestrial life. You're a bit OBSESSED with it, actually.
You lead an easy life. You chose a secluded hive as a wriggler and with a very tiny Lusus, feeding was never a problem. This means that you have never really faced conflict before in your life, and if you did you most likely wouldn’t know what to do.
Despite your high standards for PERSONAL HYGIENE, your hive is ALWAYS A MESS. Have you ever cleaned it? Probably not. You’re a bit of a SLOB. Hell, occasionally you find old food in-between your couch cushions.
Takaio is a smart-ass who always needs to join in on a conversation, whether he's actually included or not. He loves riling up Alscia, just to get her to bite back at him with insults he can laugh at later. Depending on how much he likes you, he can either be incredibly kind and funny, or a bit of an asshole.
While he's incredibly intellectual, he's also very slow in the sense that it takes him awhile to actually understand some things. He’s incredibly slow and dense, which tends to annoy others. His intelligence is also odd, as he probably can't do quick basic addition in his head without thinking about it first, but can easily do long division in that way.
He's very lazy, and even though he's rich he doesn't spend anything. His house is decently clean enough, but by basic standards it’s still quite messy. He can't really be bothered doing anything about it, really.
Takaio is overall, kind and thoughtful. He always puts others before himself and will do anything to make sure his friends and happy and comfortable. He loves baking his friends over-the-top cakes and the like (akin to wedding-style cakes or expensive, fancy bakery treats) just for fun, and to make them smile. He’s very empathetic and is always there to be a shoulder to cry on or someone to vent to.
Takaio 5’11” in height and has an average build for a male, being a typical broad shouldered, inverted triangle style body type with nice legs. He’s got a square jaw and obvious cheekbones – and is regularly compared to a Greek god or Greek statue due to his appearance. His hair is light, somewhat shaggy, curly, and is naturally black. He often has black regrowth showing from the blue. His ears are nothing special, looking like typical elf ears and he may or may not wear his glasses.
His fashion sense is either hipster, or he enjoys wearing open button-down tops. He always wears these with black jeans usually, and yellow or black sneakers depending on the outfit.
✓ Conspiracy theories
✓ Dogs
✓ Libraries
✓ Baking
✗ Cleaning
✗ Movie spoilers
✗ Boobs (a bit of a silly one but they literally make him gag)
✗ The country
- Takaio doesn’t really care for the high and glamourous lifestyle his money could have bought him, instead he much preferred to continue buying a cheap lifestyle and doesn’t really enjoy spending his money at all. He'll wear nice clothes, but they're typically inexpensive.
- He actually hates the bitter taste of coffee and drinks it with at least five to six sugars and half milk. He finds it weirdly amusing whenever he makes coffee with Daovia as she has it black with no sugar. He’s impressed, he has no idea how anyone could stomach coffee like that.
- He will often bake the wildest things just for fun! It’s not a rare thing to see in his house when one walks in and is offered an entire four tier wedding cake to take home because he’s already made three others and has no space to keep it.
- While Takaio is a master baker, he can’t seem to wrap his head around cooking savory food. He just can’t do it. He usually either burns it, undercooks it, or just straight up butchers recipes. He just doesn’t really bother with cooking anything savoury anymore, he usually just orders take out of microwavable frozen stuff.
(John Bellion - 'Woke The Fuck Up')
Takaio started out as a rowdy teen who got into the sex business early because he believed it to be an easy cash grab but he quickly realised that he didn’t really care about money or material possessions all that much. He kept the gig up, though, and became a favourite amongst a decent handful of his clients. One of these clients, Mejara, he really enjoyed spending time with because more often than not, she’d buy his services simply to have someone to talk to. They became good friends through this.
One day, he was patrolling his local bar and noticed a new face. This face was Sevrik and Takaio was instantly intrigued by the new boy and quickly developed a kind of puppy crush on him as he was exactly his type through and through. He offered to buy him a drink and the two chatted a lot before things got heated and TK ended up taking his virginity in the bar’s rentable hotel rooms. The next morning, Sevrik insisted he get home despite being hungover and even though TK offered him a lift, he said it was fine and that he should walk. TK gave him his number and hoped to hear from him again.
Later that afternoon, TK gets a phonecall from Sevrik thanking him for hanging out with him but he probably won’t see him again because he’s actually moving house. Takaio then plans to get his new address and move to the same area because he’s pretty lovestruck. Later that night, he meets up with Mejara again to talk to her about how he plans to move house with Sevrik, but instead she comes out to him as transgender and it completely slips his mind. So he regrettably moves without telling her prior and she ends up thinking he ran away from her after her confession which is not the case, but it’s what she believes.
Once Takaio (and Hyrina, who insisted on moving with him) moved into this new area with Sevrik and Alscia, he meets Daovia, her husband – Hirsch – and their misfit… child? Zahhri. TK didn’t bother to get to know Hirsch or Zahhri that well as they didn’t have any similar interests, but he found Daovia to be quite fun to be around.
A few days after they moved in, Daovia introduces the group to a young boy that her friend, Djenah, rescued in the woods. He was ratty looking, tiny, malnourished, scared, and didn’t speak a speck of English – but luckily the language he spoke happened to be one of the many that Takaio had taught himself and he was glad he was able to communicate with the boy and teach him English. He was also smitten with the boy – Kelion – at first sight and found him getting closer to him than he was to Sevrik (as Sev was awkward and tended to avoid him due to his lack of social skills) and the two ended up in a relationship – much to both Sev and Al’s chagrin. Unlike Sevrik, Kelion actually reciprocated the feelings openly and they became close. Eventually, Kelion's alter, Rahart, became too much for Takaio to handle and he calmly broke up with him after some time. Unfortunately, Takaio split with Kelion and not his alter, so Rahart had to find out when he saw him kiss Sevrik, and decided that Takaio was cheating on him, making him loathe the two. Now, luckily for Sev, him and TK are finally together and happy. While it’s still taking awhile for him to come around, Rahart’s slowly beginning to trust TK again but nothing will stop him from loathing Sevrik. Maybe one day things will work out.
TK and Sev are like two peas in a pod and compliment each other very nicely and are always there for each other. Takaio cares for Sev very much and would do anything to make sure he’s happy and healthy. Even though they struggled at the start of their friendship/relationship with the Kelion fiasco like any teenage couple would, they’re now very comfortable and content with their relationship and trust each other a lot.
Rina and TK clicked pretty much instantly the first time they met and they’ve been joined at the hip ever since. The two of them are pretty similar in personality and they’re always bickering and teasing each other in typical friendly banter. She calls him a dumbass, he calls her a bitch, they laugh. Normal best friend stuff. Even when not everything is jokes and silliness, the two are quick to confide in their problems to each other and each is a shoulder for the other to cry on should they ever need it. Their friendship is incredibly strong and they’ll stay friends for life.
Kelion and Takaio still get along quite well and are often seen hanging out despite the fact that they’ve broken up their romantic relationship. They don’t really have much in common, but they still find all sorts of things to talk about. Kelion especially likes it when Takaio teaches him about baking. Kel’s still quite cuddly with him, but Sevrik doesn’t mind and knows that it’s how Kel expresses himself.
Takaio feels terrible for how the break up went with Rahart, but can’t really talk to him or understand his feelings because Rahart avoids him like the plague and won’t let a conversation happen no matter how much TK tries. Rahart honestly still loves Takaio, but he would never admit that openly. No, instead he used his stubbornness to put on an act that he’s still incredibly bitter over the break-up when in fact he’s coming to terms with just being friends again. Because behind all his walls, Rahart doesn’t want to lose him and is secretly more than happy with being friends. Shame he can’t apologise and make up.
Contrary to popular belief, Takaio doesn’t actually mind Alscia all that much. He knows she has good qualities and is just protective of Sevrik and is a little high-strung. He does hold a decent amount of respect for her, but she also absolutely annoys him with her constant grumbling, bickering, and general ‘I hate your guts’ attitude that she seems to have. If she’s an ass to him, he’s one in return. If she’s being decent with him for once, he’s decent in return. She gets what she gives, as far as he cares.
TK and Daovia get along pretty well and have never had any problems. They’re both pretty formal and polite with one another, and they often meet up at Daovia’s house for coffee and a book. They read together and discuss what they’ve read recently, almost like a one-on-one book club. They also simply like to talk with each other about their day and general lives and relationships. He often seeks out her company when he wants to relax and have civil conversation.
Takaio doesn't really belive in Djenah's magic, though he barely belives in psionics and the like even when they're used right in front of him. Djenah doesn't mind, and enjoys talking about it regardless knowing that he secretly loves listening to her rambles.
Mejara was Takaio’s old, favourite client and the two would often spend hours chatting about life and the like with each other. TK often was simply an ear for Mej to vent her problems to and she had slowly developed a crush on him. The two were very affectionate with each other and even if it wasn’t romantic, they loved each other a lot. Not long before Takaio left, she came out to him but he forgot to tell her he was leaving and left without her knowledge. This broke her heart – thinking he’d forgotten and rejected her.
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