Bernadette Mirabilis

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Bernadette Mirabilis
"Kikikiki...I hope you entertain me well, human woman...Or you will pay a hefty price."


Alias
Miraculous Eternal Vampire, the "New Comedy Era made for the Divine" Bernie (Ruru)
Gender
"Mmmm? I think I'm beyond such a modern concept..."
Age
400+
Birthplace
Pieria, Greece (Palaios Panteleimonas Village)
Height
6'8~6'9
Birthday
October 31st, 1580
Occupation
Lady of the Mirabilis House
Species
Vampire
Voiceclaim
Shizuka Itō (Luviagelita Edelfelt)


A high class vampire with a plentiful history herself. Her and her family, the Mirabilis Court, were essential to the defense of the Strigoi War in Greece, fighting off the Romanian army and its vampiric leaders. They would eventually be completely outnumbered. All of a sudden, it seemed the sides suddenly...shifted? Greece seemed to stop being dogpiled, and they had another lead. A lone man from the highly esteemed Bostan House in Romania had completely defected, and slaughtered many of the Romanian army in cold blood. The Mirabilis Court offered him shelter in their mansion during his time in Greece, until he would soon travel back to his home country. The Mirabilis Court was destroyed and rebuilt over and over due to Romanian hunters, but finally, as the new Lady of the House, Bernadette lounges in the Mirabilis Mansion, soaking in the glory days, awaiting unsuspecting visitors that can hopefully sate her need for entertainment.

Personality
"Lady Orikasa, Camelie, your commoner friends are interesting and adorable and all, but for goodness sakes, their poor little homes could be so much pleasing to look at. Sigh..."


Bernadette is a cunning, egotistical, and playfully manipulative vampire who seems to have only evolved in some moral upstandings and nothing more. She much prefers to stay cooped up in her beautiful mansion, living in her own world with her 3 siblings that lived through the Romanian ambushes, though this has made her sheltered from the true state of modern technology. She believed humans outside her mansion have no entertainment or fun to provide her with, taking more of a pleasure of inviting humans and tourists into her home, and subjecting them to her own riddles, games, and if they dare to accept, spars in the courtyard, all for her personal entertainment. She tends to rig some of the games, hoping for an exciting twist where the other party realizes her bluff, but such has never happened before; of course, in her egotistical fashion, she does not complain about winning. She eagerly waits for the day where someone can outplay her or truly amaze her, but until then, those who fail to entertain her fall to a very unfortunate fate...paying full price for the mansion stay, instead of free! Ahh, and if she's desperate for blood, she'll use them as personal bloodbags and lock them up in her lower chamber as well, but her cravings for blood right from the arteries come only one in a while, so don't worry! She loves to lavish in her glory days as the shining heroine for Greece's vampire population. Though she has relatively calmed down in comparison to her extremely bloodthirsty and aggressive past and tries to keep it leveled, she still can occasionally succumb to what she dubs her "raw side" and will absolutely relish in an opportunity to spar in combat, or have a desire to seek humans out to feast on. She tends to be rather impulsive whenever she believes it's appropriate, and can even be pouty if not agreed with or if someone is too busy for her. She's the beautiful heroine of Greece, everyone should always have time to bring her amusement! While she is incredibly egotistical, she does have heart, never berates humans for being human, only ever criticizing the times they don't entertain her. She also gets lonely and can get flustered with topics such as love and friendship. She gets exceptionally embarrassed and defensive when her lack of social skills are brought up by her siblings.

After exposure to Ruru and Laos, who were the first people to actually entertain her for longer than a few minutes, she became more adventurous and started to go outside more, whether during the day with her favorite parasol and sun hat, or at night, soaking in the nightlife and the atmosphere of humans. She realizes that her siblings were correct in the evolution of humans, and admits that "Miss Human Orikasa" has caused some sort of psychological change in her that makes her enjoy toying with humans not just from her comfort of her home, but outside as well. She also grows a penchant for overseas traveling, constantly going to Kanzakai with her siblings and whatever other country she pleases every two months, with a cooldown of one month in between. She constantly uses the excuse that she is "renovating" for any customers that have interest in booking in with her, to keep sales up. This somehow has not failed and collapsed on them...

She also claims that "the current state of Camelie" has caused a psychological change in her as well, saying that even she has begun to idealize and value all human cycles, namely life and death, and muses to herself if deep down, maybe she wishes she could live like a "commoner" as well? While she brags about her eternal life and loves her identity as a vampire, the more she is surrounded by humans after Ruru, the more saddened she becomes, knowing she will outlive them. It hits her harder when she realizes Laos, someone who her court considered a valued person, no longer has eternal life and even the formally eternal war traitor will die when Ruru passes on. Goodness, she doesn't even want to think about her new favorite human dying! Until that bridge is crossed, she tries not to overwhelm herself with such thoughts, and enjoys what she has right here, right now. When they're gone for real, she will swear that she'll be right behind them.

Ah, right, while Bernadette is riddle smart and even book smart (and brags about this,) she is completely hopeless with modern common sense, and is clearly very outdated on many things when she explores the outside. Her sense of humor is dry and quite dark and surreal, and she criticizes yet is unreasonably excited at human activities. Even something as small as going to the convenience store or ordering food, she'll go on a tangent about how commoners have truly become innovative even with such poor lifestyles (she has not realized what modern day economic classes consist of yet shh) and then want to try it for herself, with sudden heightened excitement. She has the "old as dirt" syndrome as Wakadori, Suzume, and Takano where she is way too easily entertained by modern life than she will admit, saying that her standards are astronomically high, but they truly are not. Since she is adapting to so many new things, outside of her siblings, she also has to rely on her new found favorite people to help her and guide her through whatever she doesn't understand. holy fuck dude ruru and laos are already earth shattering autistic together DO WE NEED A THIRD AUTIST



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Charisma
Confidence
Humor
Empathy
Patience


  • Outside of Greek, Bernie also knows Romanian and English. She calls English "American" though. Don't try to correct her she's so defensive over it.
  • Least favorite European country is Belarus. Everyday she wishes for its downfall.
  • Bernie gets stomach aches quite often and she's overdramatic about it.
  • Has a very nocturnal sleep schedule. She woke up Ruru and Laos in the middle of the night because of it. Both literally refused to budge.
  • Though she only needs to drink blood, she still eats cooked food alongside with it. Despite having a maid and butler, she actually takes care of making food for the family and guests herself! She's pretty good!
  • She is laughably bad at using phones and laptops. Her siblings actually do go out and have grown accustom to tech, so they typically take care of any booking and payments for her electronically. They might have stolen a guy's credit card info once...
  • Kill count is ~70,000.
  • Owns 10 tarantulas, one entire komodo dragon, ponds with American bullfrogs, and owns a lot...and I mean a lot...of giant salamanders.
  • On that note, her favorite animal are giant salamanders. Surprising right?
  • Her favorite of her ten tarantulas is her "Little Lucy."
  • Owns a colony of Giant African land snails. It is a miracle that she has no bad reviews because of this.
  • Canonically on the spectrum. She actually has a legitimate diagnosis because she had this weird phase where she was really into doctor checkups and keeping up with them, but lost interest. What a silly woman.
  • She has a plethora of powers, such as levitation, telekinesis, mind control, inhuman reflexes and agility, heightened senses, and has somewhat fast recovery from wounds. Combine this with her impeccable swordsmanship, and she's definitely the strongest character in this side story.
  • Oh. Don't worry. She also eats bugs dead or alive too. Compared to Laos and Ruru, she is picky and tends to like bugs that were recently birthed instead of fully matured.
  • Has over 100 outfits.
  • Number one Rurulaos fan. She absolutely traveled for all their yearly anniversaries.
  • Her typical hobbies are: connecting historical events, explaining how she would prevent tragedies of historical events with her powers, growing olive groves, completing her jigsaw puzzle collection, doing puzzle locks, playing checkers and chess with herself, making wine, playing frisbee with her komodo dragon, and watching her sibling's puppet shows.
  • Her new, modern hobbies are: finding the perfect sunhat, buying R&B vinyls, surfing, flea marketing, bungee jumping, go-karting, learning how to use a tractor, visiting amusement parks and fairs, and being the white woman making a podcast about someone's death. At least it's people from the 1600's, I guess...
  • Her family has a giant plush bear named after their father to honor his death from the War In Greece. His name is Nectarius, just like him. There's a lot of cute accessories on it nowadays.
  • this vampire eats nationalists for breakfast
  • i love making the most craziest bitches every time i make a female for dreamless memory
Inventory
"What would I even need in this world..."


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Background
"Miss Human, Camelie...kikikikiki! If you best me, I'll give you these shadow beings you've been eyeballing...If you don't...well, wouldn't it be more fun if I kept your fate a surprise? ♡"


Appearance

royal court more like royal titties damn those things are spilling out!

Backstory

tbd

Relationships
"The common folk are so, so very amusing...kikikiki...they'll never escape my grasp now thanks to the Little Miss Human. Keep entertaining me! ♡"


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close friends

"Hihihihi! Miss Human, ahh, maybe I should address you properly now that you've earned my respect, Human Woman Orikasa...From your bizarre backstory, your interests, your lack of fear for this mansion, your devilish tricks, and even having the intelligence to catch my rigs...Yes, yes, you are absolutely peak entertainment! You better keep your promise and keep contact...The mansion will accept you with no cost!"

Ruru and Bernie both get milestones to celebrate here. Bernie is Ruru's third friend, and Ruru is Bernie's first friend ever (don't laugh at her, okay? it's hard!) Bernie, though plays hard to get, could not even hide how surprised she was by Ruru's attitude. Every time Bernie had an urge to rig games in her favor, or bend the rules during a spar, Ruru was able to read her body language and voice cadence perfectly and recognize her schemes. Ruru was even fully willing to wow her with any supernatural tricks up her sleeve, and helped her with more knowledge on the Hollow Night. Ruru interacted with her in lengthy conversations, surprising Bernie, given her guests avoid talking to her when possible. Even picking up her precious komodo dragon like some puppy dog and loving all over it...Ruru was completely peculiar, and Bernie was fully interested for whatever her next move could possibly be. Bernie recognizes Ruru's smarts underneath all that eerie demeanor, and weeps over the fact that no other human is going to be on this level of interesting. Ruru is Bernie's favorite human thus far, and any time they can spend together along with Laos is something she always will look forward to. She even gave Bernie her nickname in the first place, how ballsy do you have to be to assign a nickname to the most powerful heroine of Greece!? (its the autism)

Ruru has even made Bernie extremely sentimental, for the first time feeling pain at the thought that once Ruru dies...she will still be here, but alone yet again. Such is life, and that's what makes humanity so unique.

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old companion, close friend

"It's so good to have my favorite war traitor back...kikiki! Even if you don't remember anything anymore, what matters is what we have now...and just like your human wife, you too, have also went beyond my expectations, Camelie. You're too cunning and entertaining...That's all I need!"

Bernadette holds Came-sorry, Laos in quite high regards, and respects him for how ahead of his time he was with his stance. While she is miffed that he does not remember being housed in the Mirabilis Mansion before during the war, she understands his circumstance and recognizes that he is but a remnant of Camelie in an eternal purgatorial state. Regardless, she is surprised that she could even see him again in any form, given his bounty, and is grateful to just be friends with such an intriguing man like himself; it keeps Bernie quite entertained. They are close friends and he is Bernie's second friend ever.

Seeing how happy Ruru and Laos are as a couple, maybe Bernie should find a human spouse too...ahhh, but that's so hard, Bernie's standards are too high!

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friends

Hehehehe...sweetheart. If you want to really get wasted, I make wine that will knock you out first sip...This commoner stuff will be just water to you once you taste it."

Though Bernie feels superior over Wakadori, Bernie admits that her way of living life is relatable and identifies with her ideology. Even with their language barrier, Wakadori and Bernie both know they share the same excitement over finding something new about the modern era.

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acquainted, surface level friends?

"Kikiki...your house could be much more prettier, the front absolutely needs more greenery...Other than that, you have a similar ditzy charm as Lady Orikasa, so I will allow you the opportunity to talk with me, Pigtailed Human."

Ruru and Tsujino are together quite often, whether to spend time or to collaborate on their ideas for enhancing the livelihood of Parasite Voids, so Bernie becomes more and more accustomed to Tsujino's, erm, existence. While Tsujino is not very exciting on her own, hardly is a riot to Bernie, way too rural appearing, and is a bit too neurotic and emotional for her, ew, just stop being scared, she is mildly amusing when combined with Ruru's peculiar energy, and Bernie does commend her bright mind and generosity to the Voids. She has earned the privilege of interacting with her whenever Tsujino chooses to. She aids them in finding materials from the Hollow Night for their progression.

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"Ahh, how filthy. A pickpocketer who thinks they can steal from me? I suggest you try not to do something like that again, I can rip you in half without trying...hihihihi!"

Luna is quite low, but stealing from a vampire? She's lucky she got away scot free this time! Knowing Luna though, she's just gonna try again and have to learn the hard way.

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"Oh my, I didn't realize the ensemble had a painter among their ranks...How much for a painting of me with Camelie and Lady Orikasa? Ah, and my family as well. 10000? 20000? (O-Oh. Wait a minute. He doesn't know how to paint humans...But I've already shown interest! Dammit!)"

...He could do better, Bernie says. She will personally pay for his lessons on actually painting humans...WITH proper anatomy. Ah well, she'll still hang it up on her wall when she gets home.

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intrigue

"Ohh? You're the commoner popularizing the co-existence Void stuff or whatever, correct? How interesting...the common folk truly have evolved to have such robust knowledge. I will keep my eye on you, Braided Ambassador."

Bernie is quite interested in Nodoka's work. While more involved with side B, she still, nonetheless, holds some high regard for Nodoka and is pleased that she entrusted Yume to her.

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intrigue

"I see...If Miss Human Orikasa is the unpredictable brain, and the Pigtail Human is the mechanical brain, and the Braided Ambassador is the psychological brain, and you're the one keeping them all grounded, Ego Tomboy...I wonder that that makes me? Hihihi, perhaps the defender...or the strength?"

Out of the heroines, Bernie does not think about Aoki as often, but something about her reminds her of her younger years, hahh...how lovely. With a group that consists of Ruru, Tsujino, and Nodoka, she respects that Aoki is the "ego" for all of them. While it doesn't look like tough work, making compromises and being reasonable can be quite annoying.

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bit of a nuisance

"A human trying to achieve immortal life? Kekekeke...please, you'll be nothing like us. Seeing people do anything for attention is so funny to watch, you're definitely going to kill yourself...Now, if you excuse me, I need these items for Miss Human..."

Bernie only has one word to describe Hilda as, and that's simply a poser. She's nothing more but a peg stopping her cogs, and thinks she's stupid for her goals into becoming what Bernie calls a "glorified human," but she admits she's quite a fun fight. She will give credit where it's due, her fashion is quite nice. Not as good as her family's though.


host, "my sweetheart"

"At first, I just hoarded these shadow things for a time waster, but once I saw how lively you were in that little blob form...I realized there's more to you all. Kekekeke...I'm thankful for my decision to wait for a way to awaken you...my precious sweetheart. Now, how about we make a lovely dress together?"

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