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"NOW, I SAY, I SAY! WHAT IN THE OF UNSHATTERED EGGS IS GOIN HERE!"
The mayor of Cheapsburg, boss of Larry, General Glaze and the military. As his name implies, Cheapskate's a corrupt, arrogant politician fixated on obtaining maximum profit at ANY cost; not matter the consequences, morality or legality.
Cheapskate doesn't hide his flaws, he embraces them. Turning himself into some sort of mascot who's loud mouthed face is plastered all around town. Most often assume this to be a hilariously exaggerated persona, but when the cameras are off he's still the aggressive man-child who bullies his employees and will toss all his former values on the flip of a dime in order to appease the most profitable crowd.
Appearance
Mayor McCheapskate is an obese, grey-feathered Hawk with hand like wings and a crooked beak. His shape language has a rounded body and head with sharp facial feature, limbs and clothing to giving a tad bit of aggression to his goofy appearance.
He wears a dirty, beige dress-shirt under a green blazer alongside grey pants. They were cheap to buy and make him look semi-profession. He also wears a fake gold neck tie and boots alongside a green striped grey bowler with a gold winged egg emblem. ha while wielding a hawks cane.
... I'll get back to this another time. Get read for some crazy shit...
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Cluckcluckiues: Rival
His ex girlfriend and number one rival. On top of being Cheapskate's worst nightmare: a woman, she's also far wealthier and successful than he'll ever be. Cheapskate does everything he can in competitions to surpass her and rub it right in her face.
Larry:
Slave Employee
His miserable employee who reluctantly aids him in his get rich quick schemes and plots against Cluckcluckieus. He doesn't respect Larry at all, frequently using him as a means to an end and a punching bag to lash out at.
Glaze: WOMAN!
The native military general he hired to improve Cheapsburgs' security and more importantly, its image. Glaze is the only woman Cheapskate seems to respect (though more so fear) and has her take Larry's place during more explosive compositions against Cluckcluckieus.
Hissteria: Pest
The echo-terrorist who keeps causing havoc and property damage. He's nothing more than a mild annoyance to Cheapskate.
- Money
- Playing Golf to earn moeny
- Bathing in a money bath
- Braking into CluckCluckieus's mansion and pouring vinegar on her clothes
- Eating a literal bag of dicks
- Being broke (not having money)
- Women and Minorities (unless they give him money)
- Cluckcluckieus
- Tax fraud (unless its him doing it)
- The child slaves escaping the coal mines
- Cheapskate's old design had him as a mutant fusion of a hawk, an elephant and a rabbit. He was changed to a hawk when the mutant concept was scrapped.
- Cheapskate once wore a black suite and a top hat with fake rabbit ears. The fake rabbit ears where both in reference to his old design as well as how rabbits like Keni were connected to rich celebrities. The ears were removed after Keni's backstory was changed.
- Cheapskate used to have a scouse accent, but it was changed to a Foghorn Leghorn-esk western accent to make him feel more like a stereotypical politician.
- He has become one of my favourite OCs after a friend, Cotton the Sockpuppet and I started creating a bunch of shitsposts involving him. Through Cotton, Cheapskate also gained his iconic catchphrase: "I SAY, I SAY!". which is totally not inspired by Foghorn Leghorn either.
- In AatED Cheapskate was going to kidnap Mr Curvy Nose's mother to get avenge his ancestor Mr Wet Noodle. These events and his relation to Wet Noodle are no longer canon, but Cheapskate will appear as an foe in Who Knows Nose. So, I guess no matter what Cheapskate and Curvy Nose have beef with each other.
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