Irmana (Runeterra)'s Links
"Real big, handsome, stoic bloke, ain't he? Funny I'd find myself in his debt, but doesn't seem like he's lookin' to collect any time soon. Not that I care. Runnin' around ova' here is sweet as. The Rose'll get what's comin' to 'em. I ain't goin' nowhere any time soon."
"We both have an understanding of what must be done and no one is any the wiser of my connections to her. Things will remain that way for as long as they need to until everything is in place."
"What, the short guy? Yeah, I've met 'im a few times, but mate's nothin' to write home about. Real irritable lil' guy too, dunno where he's keepin' all that rage in that small body, but it's funny as hell!"
"She puts me on edge and she's beyond dangerous, but I know my lord is no fool. I just hope he knows exactly what he's getting into here, especially with her.."
"I'd rather eat glass than interact with this obnoxious cunt. She's good at makin' enemies, I'll give 'er that! Dumb bitch'll get what's comin' to 'er. In the meanwhile, mate, I could not give a FUCK about what the bloody hell she's gettin' up to."
"Who was that again...?"
"I woulda rather stayed nothin' than had to endure the suffering I did at the hands of a bunch of bloody blokes with knives. Beautiful gifts? What woulda been nice gift is being able to live my life like a bloody normal person. You ever had to worry about keeping your entire body from being stuck in the shape of a damn demon's? You're delusional mate. Only way I can think of helping you is putting you out of your damn misery."
"Disgusting traitor. The Rose took us when we were nothing and made us into something. We have both been given beautiful gifts. Align yourself with us immediately, or perish.
"Same to you, cuz. 'Sides, it was either hit up somewhere boring, or go to the place where everything is always on fire and you have to fight for your bloody life every day. N' let me tell you, I love me a good challenge."
"You also chose to come to Zaun after going through shit in Noxus? I guess neither of us are too bright when it comes to travel. I'm glad you're here, though. Makes stuff around here a little more interesting."
"Oh how I love strong, powerful, beautiful lassies around here. Ah cannae wait tae bash chem-baron skulls together with ye an' anybody else. Those Black Rose bastards will pay one day. Aw o' them."
"If you ever decide to go through Piltover to go ruin some high class nerds' days, you know who to call! They're still mad at me for pissing on that police building. Also, some time we gotta go get some beers and arm wrestle or something!! You're just the type of person I wanna hang out with. Keep kicking ass and being cool you rock star!!"
"Crazy I'd get scolded by someone younger than me, but makes sense that it would be Avive. Yeah nah, I can't really argue with 'er. Hate admittin' when I mess up, but I've been on the business end of that shotgun, and even if I can piece myself back together, shit still hurts, ay?"
"Now I got no issues with her, but I try to stay away from Irmana. She's a tad too chaotic for me, especially considering I gotta watch out for my son. I've had to put her in her place a few times durin' some of her temper tantrums, and clean up a few of her messes afterwards. I'm all for a resistance, but she needs to control that temper of hers better before she really hurts someone."
"Alright, yeah, I terrified the kid, but not to death! He's still very much alive! Look, I'm not the BEST with children, they didn't design me to be a bloody babysitter!"
"Not the scary lady! She says a lot of bad words, and she destroys a lot of stuff! She almost took out one of my mom's walls and knocked over all the stuff on it! No thanks!"
"Kia ora, mate! Thank fuck you came around, I was worried I wasn't gonna get in any target practice today! Just sharpened my knives too! Better start runnin' now, a stationary target's easy work, ay?"
"Can't you just let me do my work in peace? Just once, I have a damn lounge to get back to damn it!"
"Didn't know about this guy until I ended up in Zaun and let me tell you, mate: he's one bloody fucked up cunt. He's had a few of my mates fucked up real bad before, and I don't take kindly to people fucking with my shit. If I see 'im, I'm bashing his bloody face in."
“Were it not for her granted peculiar abilities, she would be just another Zaunite pest. While her power is impressive, she holds no real interest for me. I do vaguely recall the last time some of her goons decided to make a foolish decision against me…”
"Stealth? Cuz, why in the WORLD did you bring me then? It's not nearly as fun if they don't know what's comin' for 'em, hah!"
"I truly appreciate the enthusiasm, trust me. But you do realize we're on a stealth mission?"