Profile


  • captain of the Coney Island Mermaids roller derby team
  • natural leader of (wo)men, basically lesbian David Wright on wheels
  • pivot
  • Amber hates to disappoint her
  • Britt is her girlf and partner in wheeled crime
  • cannot remotely contain Britt tho; that's your problem
  • grad school TA, intern at the American Museum of Natural History
  • vegan, into juicing
  • v organized, loves planners and journaling
  • also loves stickers but deciding which ones to put on her helmet is a really big committment ok
  • big on puzzles, gets comically competitive and mad about bad answers on Jeopardy!
  • convinced she would wreck shop on that show; Britt tries to get her apply to be on it but what if she disappoints Alex Trebek???
  • big dino saw enthusiast. do not ask her opinions about the accuracy of media like Jurassic Park if you have anywhere to be anytime soon
  • derby name/number is after Hanna-Barbera cartoon Dynomutt, Dog Wonder which is a true American classic ok Britt??? ok?????