Profile
- captain of the Coney Island Mermaids roller derby team
- natural leader of (wo)men, basically lesbian David Wright on wheels
- pivot
- Amber hates to disappoint her
- Britt is her girlf and partner in wheeled crime
- cannot remotely contain Britt tho; that's your problem
- grad school TA, intern at the American Museum of Natural History
- vegan, into juicing
- v organized, loves planners and journaling
- also loves stickers but deciding which ones to put on her helmet is a really big committment ok
- big on puzzles, gets comically competitive and mad about bad answers on Jeopardy!
- convinced she would wreck shop on that show; Britt tries to get her apply to be on it but what if she disappoints Alex Trebek???
- big dino saw enthusiast. do not ask her opinions about the accuracy of media like Jurassic Park if you have anywhere to be anytime soon
- derby name/number is after Hanna-Barbera cartoon Dynomutt, Dog Wonder which is a true American classic ok Britt??? ok?????
Comments