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And you’re a dick-sucking homeless bum~ <3
You’re a fat ugly pigwhore bitch~ <3
why heelllooo my sweet cherry~ Nice abs and chest muscles, baby~ mind if I...grab a feel~ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (SHE DOESN'T ACTUALLY SAY THIS I'M JUST SHITPOSTING I'LL UPDATE THIS LATER WHEN THEY DEVELOP MORE I SWEAR. BUT SHE DOES WANT TO SHOVE HER FACE IN HIS CHEST, THAT PART IS NOT A LIE)
My, Philippa! You are the strongest man I know. I'm not just saying that. (WIP)
Walla-whoo? Where did you go Laughingstock? //*Turns off the lights*// OH! There you are! My bad, I almost forgot you never show up when the lights come on. Haha! Now come along, my friend! There's a crowd out there that's just awaiting to see you~
'See' me? Aha I see what you did there. But yes, I am right behind you, oh dear Cosima.
Ah-! What a coincidence seeing you here, Maverick. I had no idea I'd be finding myself back at your home. Just taking a walk and all... but I guess while I'm here and out of work, we can hang out! QwQ Only if you're okay with that, I mean. I didn't mean to bother you. I just.. like being with you. You listen to me, a-and I think you're cool.. and you may not think so, but you really are nice. Not many guys I've met are this patient with me or get as happy as you do when you see me. I hope it- it's not weird for me to notice how your ears lift a bit whenever you listen to me ;//; Or how your eye brightens like the magical embers you make when you look at me. Like those bonfires you'd make for us at night~ Sorry-! That sounded weird, but-... I like you, Maverick. (More than you'll ever know. I want you to keep paying attention to me, please. I can't go back to a life without you in it anymore. I'll go insane, please stay and love me)
You're really pretty, sir! Gosh if I had looks as cute as you do, I'd be able to garner the attention of all the cute boys I fawn over~! I kinda like you too, you know! YOU FUCKING SLUT!!! I mean It's not that I dislike your disgust of me or anything,, in fact kinda the opposite. I'd love for you to insult me and step all over me, write on my face and tell me how much of a gross pervert I am hahahahahahahahaha!!! AAAAA I HATE YOU SO MUCH THAT I LOVE YOUUUU!!! PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME! COME BACK, INSULT ME SOME MORE! OH MY GOD I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU, SLAUGHTER YOU AND YOUR FUCKING BROTHER, SKIN YOU ALIVE AND SLATHER BLEACH AND SALT INTO YOUR OPEN WOUNDS!!! tee hee ♡
A pig disguised as a Saturnian is what you are. All of the gross carbs and high sugar content those desserts you stuff your ugly face with isn't flattering to your figure by any means. Maybe go to the bathroom and puke your food up once in a while, yeah? Now get the fuck out of my face, such ugliness is making me lose faith in humanity. You should be ashamed to even be alive.
You’re my precious little doll~ always so pliable and obedient. The emptiness in your gaze only adds to my delight, it’s very endearing if I do say so myself. Quite amusing how little effort is required to manipulate you. Still, let us not pretend this is cruelty. You’d be nothing without me. You NEED me to control and use you like a toy. Otherwise what purpose would you truly serve when your existence was born to become a weapon. A doll always needs its master, correct? Now be a good boy and go get me my tools. We have work to be done.
It is mildly interesting to observe your corruption up close like this. More fascinating, perhaps, is the quiet collapse of an empire constructed on nothing sturdier than a man’s ego. You’re not wrong though, without you I’d have no purpose. I entered this world fashioned as an instrument to be used. Remove that function, and there is little left to justify my existence.
Oh! Why hello, Trainer Cindy. It’s always so lovely running into you ໒꒰ྀི ܸ. .ܸ ꒱ྀི১ If you or your Pokémon ever need healing or just a small pick me up, please never hesitate to reach out. I’m always happy to take care of you all… A-And.. um… if you happen to be free sometime, m-maybe we could… go out? I-I mean just hang out! Maybe get some Castelia Cones together or have a little picnic with the Poké Puffs I baked. I wouldn’t mind spending a bit more time with you, that’s all…! (I like you a lot…Pls let me be ur wife ♡)
Yaaayyy Gene is here! It’s always extra fun and lively when you’re around > 7 < )// I loooove our little tea parties the mostest ever! We get all fancy and make the yummiest sweet treats just for the special day. Then we sit together and sip our tea like proper royalty and talk n’ laugh and smile a whole bunch ♡ //giggles and twirls his hair// Someday we will get married, right? So I want you to be my prince charming and I, your princess Q//v//Q! I love you a lot, Genesis! I wanna hug you and kiss your face forever and ever!
Lively… is that so? I cannot recall ever being described in that way before. Whatever it is that I do appears to satisfy you, however. I will continue attending our customary tea gatherings. I have brought a selection of herbs found in the graveyard near my home. They are of good quality. I think you may find them of your taste. …You are a peculiar one, Munchkin. No, I do not mean that unkindly. You differ greatly from your brother. The distinction is… notable. In any case, I hope I continue to prove tolerable to you.
We're so overdue for a mom's day out. Perhaps an afternoon at a spa or bathhouse to relax. It has been far too long since these hands of mine have had a proper manicure, I tell you. We could stop by a café on the way and enjoy a nice drink before we head in. Ah, no I'm not talking about Starbutters. This cafe is much more.... nutritionally safer.
Dearest Freija. Raising kids ain't easy, even after they leave the nest. We deserve to treat ourselves every now and then. Spending a weekend with you would be a treat in itself. Your company always puts me at ease. It's truly a gift. //casually hides her Starbutters cup behind her back// Ah- O-Of course I wasn't going to suggest Starbutters! That'd be silly. No harm in trying something new for a change ^u^"