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No, I'm not scared.
Oh, Sir Frederick, I had a task for you and your Knights... if you're not scared that is~
You're more insufferable than ever. My beloved.
You're more of an ass than ever. My love.
Can you do anything right?
I can!! You just weren't looking
Im going to a party later, are you coming or what? >_<
DUHH! Of course I am, girlfriend!
That... doesn't make me feel any better at all.
I'm sorry, buddy. If I'd known about ya I would've taken you home in a heartbeat.
NICE MUFFIN TOP CRACKWHORE
WHY YOU LITTLE- that muffin top is thanks to bein pregnant with your ungrateful ass! I shoulda thrown myself down the stairs when i had the chance
Oh, Mary... how eh, surprising to see you.
The sentiment is mutual, bucktooth.
You don't need to see .... Okay, fine.
Chin up, sweetpea, I can't see that lovely face of yours otherwise.
You know, darling, I find myself drawn back to your realm pretty frequently. Have you enchanted me?
Well I'd hope so. I look forward to the presence of such beauty in my realm! You really light up the place.
Your voice is so alluring, did you know that?
What brings you here, and why are you talking to me?
It's so interesting how you're half my height and yet I fit so perfectly on that lap of yours.
I tend to have that effect on people, sweetheart!
It's right as rain! ...If it was torrential downpour. You'd think a city so big would have something happening.
How's the paper goin', Mary?
Psst. Flower. I snuck you some tickets to a show I'm in later. We can hang out in the changing rooms, too.
For realzies?! Im like, at showz all the time anywaiz. Plus ur totally hot >w0