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Oh sugar that's so sweet to hear! The apple of your eye must be very lucky~
I fear I may be a source of your power. Obsession, my most grave sin.
Horror and fun are often mixed up. Movies, amusement parks, thrill attractions, animals. Even the Bible.
You're horrific. You may be better at horror than Horror themself.
...Awww
Oh hello Mister.. I like your axe... want to see mine? Or one of them I mean.. I have a collection and-
Cool outfit.
I find your attire offensive to the eye, and entirely unholy. Where are your manners, child?
Hello, daughter. I missed that lovely smile of yours.
Hi, Mother. I smile wider for you.
Ah, I suppose you'd be right darling! I shall be smile-nysus then!
Dion, don't look sad, then you would be Cry-on. And that would be highly unfortunate!
Yes, I think I'd look quite nice upon your hoard.
You're so bright... shiny... shiny.... shiny........
Sista, baby, I mean it when I say you gotta dim down a 'lil in my realm. Sticks out way too much. Hurts my eyes, no offense.
Then you must lighten up in mine, darling. You're quite the sore spot as well.
I, you, uh, hello... welcome to , the realm of, hi, um
*giggles* I appreciate the warm welcome, my beast.
Oh uh- yes Scooby-Doo.. looks satanic.
YEAH SO THIS IS MY GEN-YOU-INE VINTAGE SCOOBY DOO LUNCH BOX, AND- HEY *snap snap* PAY ATTENTION
Mmm, that doesn't sound too bad~ I like being in a man's clutches from time to time.
You're lucky that you're a God. So much sin and pleasure would've definitely ended you up in the devils clutches.
I find your puritan schtick highly amusing.
And I find your lustful and sadistic amusements foul and disturbing.
Hey, maybe I'm look to repent, baby. Should I get on my knees and pray?
Usually I'd preach the saying "all dogs go to heaven" but you've definitely proved it otherwise.
You are no more a god than anyone else! If you don't like my show, then leave. No one is forcing you to watch it. Auf Wiedersehen, evangelical hypocrite.
Something so risqué should be kept private- or left to the whores on the streets. It's unfortunate how no one else seems to praise the gospel.
I. I'm not even wearing boots- and I'm not american???
YOU GOTTA SUCK IT UP. PULL YOURSELF UP BY THE BOOTSTRAPS LIKE A GODS DAMN AMERICAN. NO ROOM FOR SISSY COWARDS