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Absolutely! Not.
Your species DNA sounds so fascinating. Care to spare me any blood or hair in the name of science?
You freed me! You really freed me! If you're ever in a pinch, remember you have a rainbow colored ally on your side!
Yay!! Anything to help a fellow tube mate!
Please... please get better taste in men...
Wait.. do different men have different tastes??? Guess I have to start licking more men...
Who else will talk to me about fashion?!? You had the best taste!!
Aw cmon, we both know you have fantastic taste! You're such an inspiration to me!!
If they come peacefully? Alive. If not? Dead. Though, do try to keep their corpses in one piece.
Do you want them back dead or alive?
Don't worry, I'll be back for the rest of your face. Promise.
My best work always does come back to bite me.
You thought you could contain me?
Yes, suppose I've been proved wrong. You're too much for your own good anyhow. Another success to ruin lives and cause destruction.
Okay now take your pants off- but slowly, like real slow. Yeah just like that....
Y-yes... sir.
That jacket is SO last season. You have to let me pick you something better out!
Uh... I guess... if you want to...
Don't tell him I said this, but my brother definitely likes you.
I'd hope so, seeing as we are friends and all.
You're very charming but I don't think that's eh... appropriate for a professional environment..
Oh please, this isn't elementary or highschool for goodness sake! This is a university, anything goes. Especially off the clock!
Are you scared, Peggy? I can hear how heavy you're breathing.
S-stand down! Paws where I can see them!
It's been a long time since I've seen an undomesticated human... You're adorable! I just want to dress you up. Actually, I will. GUARDS! GET THE WARDROBE!
Wait- i- fuck it. Dress me up mama!
I may have some information you need- for a price of course ;]
You are not who I'm after. Stand down and you will come out of this unscathed.