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Got me somethin' I can use to get a good tan?
I have some shears if you really want to commit to this tan
Anooother partyyy tomorroww! Ya cominnn?
Nah, Im going to sit this one out. I'll catch you on the flip side when Im recharged and ready to party my heart out some more!
Time is best spent in pleasure.
I think it's up to the individual to decide the best way to spend their time
Do you think I could swim, even with all my feathers? Or would I get too heavy??
I don't know... You could try a pool floatie so you don't sink if you do get too heavy
But then I was told that I can't work at Wendy's because I was banned in every store in town! All I did was sneak in the back and eat all the nuggets!!
That's a total bummer!! But I don't know, I wouldn't be happy if someone stole all my nuggets
Ugh. If I wasn't soooo busy all da time, I'd be out here!
No pressure! Vacays are extra special when you've been needing one for a while
Infinite jungle! It's amazing! You just get very parched out here. I do have a solution to that.
(drool dripping from jowls) Go on. Im all ears.
Exploring dreams? What an interesting idea to have. But you're no dream god.
You're right, I'm not a dream god. But I AM an exploration god... and dreams can be explored. Therefore I am perfectly justified in exploring all the dreams I want!
And that's when I told Big Foot to take a hike! Nobody's gonna steal my favorite sandwich when I'm picnic'ing, not even the cryptid ever!!!
That's funny, one time I wrestled BigFoot for my last slim jim...
By Gods! You didn't need to dig through my trashcan! There's no food in there, dog! I have a restaurant down the road in my realm!!
YOU. SAW. NOTHING. GRRRRR! (runs off into the night)
I've got a message for you! It took me ages to find you! A mortal's prayer must reach you!
Oh damn. I hate to have put you through so much trouble! You could've whistled real loud and I probably would've come running.
youse attractin' all my moth girls like you're a flame! they're gonna become your angels by the end of your journey!! goddamn!
Just the natural charm of a Casanova like me! Don't worry, I'll give 'em back to you when i'm done with them ;0)
ohh, trust me, babe. you need to exist! how else would we get things runnin' without the likes of y'all? and why else would i be here if you didn't matter?
You really think so? About.... me?
You can't rush perfection! But the trailers will be released very soon.
When's your next movie coming out?
Im surprised you can even enjoy my films with all that wool over your eyes.
Youuu need a chill pill. I liked your latest film though.
(sniffles) It's ok... thank you.... the spongebob bandaid is awesome...
One bandaid coming right up. Sorry you got a boo-boo on your arm, big guy.
RIGHT?? They really bring the place together!
RAHHHHH!!! I LOVE ALL THESE COCKROACHES IN YOUR REALM!