bigbadvalentine's Links
If that's what you desire, miss... but don't be so sure the tides won't lead you in an entirely new direction!
I could just stay here forever!
PHEW... I was worried I didn't stink enough today!
Honey, I pulled you aside because I didn't wanna embarrass you, but... you smell REALLY bad.. my eyes are waterin'...
How could you do that to Eros?! You... you... no good, boob-for-brained twit!
I'm sorry... I feel somethin awful... I was young and foolish!
Y'know, I just loooove steak. Especially when it's extra rare and bloody.
Gosh! Personally, I don't really care for it...
Oh aren't you so sweet? Look at that cute little face! You'd do wonders on camera.
I don't wike the scawy lady ...
It is from you that i've learned how easy it is to love without expectation. A child requires so much, but is never expected to work to give back. There is no debt in parenting. I can assure you, my dear, that I am more than paid back by the satisfaction of watching you grow.
I wuv you mommy!
Be a good doggie and make room for me.
I ain't takin' any commands unless you have a treat
Do you have the strength to princess carry me to bed? Pretty please?
Of course I do. No need to beg.
Aren't you charming?
Woof! This realm is certainly not for the faint of heart. But it was worth it to find a face as beautiful as yours!
I suppose so? It's confusing given the nature of my origins. I'm unsure why. (He doesn't notice) (Autism)
(Strained politeness) Gabriel likes you, huh?
you can have em man
Im kinda jealous. You get all those eyes to see and i get these beady little things that don't even work right!
Interesting.... And the texture?
Describe the flavor?? Well, it was a chair so it tasted like butt. And upholstery.
Oh Louise, sugar, I dropped somethin'... would ya mind pickin it up for me?
Of course, your Honor! Can't have you be any more inconvenienced. (She bends down to retrieve the fallen item)
eyyy big horns are a good look on everybody
That's a fancy set of horns you got. Kinda puts mine to shame
Oh, you flatter me! The color has certainly grown on me.
Look at us, big-eared and bedazzled. I certainly couldn't pull off green! Well, maybe if i tried, but it seems to come naturally to you.