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We are... if the lead Multiverse God hasn't a clue, then this seems to venture further.
I feel like we're coming up with more questions than answers on this
(Squeezes him in a hug and noogies him) Look at you!!! I need to squish you to death!!!! You're my new best friend!
Let go of me!! You seem nice but I'm too busy to play friends!
It's beyond my knowledge as to where those Gods ran off to. I have faith in their safety, though.
I'm starting to think no one knows what happened to them
Why do you gotta be all up in my face with that magnifying glass??? Do I have acne??
I'm looking for evidence! There's none on your face, sadly.
Did I say you were welcome here, boy?
I know I wasn't invited but I promise I won't be here long, if you could just answer a few questions for me...
Oh, uhhh... I don't really know anything about missing people. Talking about it makes me sick...
Sorry to bother you with it, then. Thanks anyway
SALE! SALE! SALE!
THERE'S A SALE ON PRESCRIPTION GLASSES! GREAT FOR SEEING! ON SALE! WANT TO SEE? THESE ARE PERFECT! CONFORM TO YOUR EYESIGHT!
Mine work just fine, thank you...
I don't see how me being a vampire has anything to do with this guy's sudden blood loss.
He has two evenly spaced puncture wounds in his neck?
I'm gonna beat that damn mule into a little brown stain! I ain't done nuthin!
Hmm....She said you'd say something like this...
Kill yourself.
SORRY GRAMPS, BUT IF ALL THE RAW STEAK AND BEER HASN'T YET THEN I DON'T THINK ANYTHING CAN KILL ME
FOOTBALLS OF THE BEST QUALITY FOR SALE! SIGNED BY FAMOUS AND WELL RENOWNED PLAYERS OF FOOTBALL!
(throws money at him) GIVE ME ALL YOU GOT
That's when I learned that American kids go to school and have pet eagles in their class and eat burgers for breakfast! I wonder where I can buy an American figurine.
THAT IS ALL TRUE! TRY LOOKING IN GAS STATIONS
i'll be real with ya, babe. youse givin' me a headache jus' lookin' at ya.
I GET THAT A LOT
So I told the robber that the only valuable thing that I own is a giant rubber duck named Bethany. I think that scared him off because he ran off with none of my belongings!!
I see... *clicks pen* well, thank you for your time.
What is it that you seek to find here? Believe me when I say nothing kind roams the City of Rest.
I'm not seeking anything in particular... that's what adventuring is. If I was seeking something, I'd be on a quest. And I'm NOT a quester.
.........................Hm.
Eh... you've got a pretty face, but I'm not a fan of your scent
Oh, you're quite... concupiscent...
Im taking that as a compliment