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Of course you'd find it of little substance, false idol. Nothing you believe in is righteous.
It's funny when people go on and on, yet never say anything of substance. And I thought that was my thing!
Mere decoration isn't exactly something I'd wish to end up accounting for in life.
Such a pretty, shiny 8-ball! Why if you weren't spoken for, you'd make a dazzling piece of my hoard.
I'm a God. How else will you waste my time?
Feathers, feathers... yet perfectly operational arms. You're no harpy...
Hey look at that! We're canine birds of a feather. But you've got a real long face.
Hmmmm... smellssss liike a doggy...
Is somethin' the matter, sweetheart?
i uh. i. uh. i. i. i. uh.
Ewww girl you stank.... YES I want free tickets!
hey, twerp. want some free tickets to a banger show goin' on?
My little girl's on the way. I'll be sure she grows up to be a Judge. She'd never match my pure brilliance, but I'd love to watch her grow up to try!
I can sense she will do great things. And don't be so sure, Azel. One day you might turn around and realize she shines brighter than you ever have! Children have a funny way of exceeding expectations like that.
Oh so bedazzling. Your hoard never ceases to amaze me.
Yes! Please do take in the beauty of my hoard! But tell me before you touch anything.
Ah! I've been kidnapped by a dragon again! Surely Kasdeya will save me this time!
Impossible. They could never get past my impenetrable fortress of shiny objects!
get lost
I enjoy your company but please lower the volume.... at least while you're here... you see how big my ears are
Life is so wonderful! The joy of creation beholds us!
Oh yes, life is marvelous. Almost as wonderful as my beautiful treasures! Almost.
I think my fish believe you're one of them.
How foolish of them! I look nothing like a fish
You've been working excellently. You make an amazing caretaker. I have some things to consider...
Oh dear, don't boost my ego. I'm simply doing what's right. And I adore little Mal! She makes great company.
you work like magic with that baby, i swear to god. i think i remind her of azel too much. cuz she ain't like it when i hold her.
Nonsense, It has nothing to do with him. Any baby would be frightened of a man with so many eyes. She will warm up to you in time!
Shit. I wish I had the time to nap right now.
I'd be more than happy to bear some of your workload so you can rest.
Your mommy is wrong about a lot of things. Can you tell him I said hi? (with evil intent)
Mommy said Im not allowed to talk to you