show me lazy edgelords

Posted 5 years, 9 months ago (Edited 3 months, 3 days ago) by Thanatos lophiusdragon

this thread still open

yes u heard me correctly


i want to see edgelords that are lazy


these are the opposite of the edgy unstoppable force: the equally edgy immovable object


here are some things a lazy edgelord might do:

-use their throne (if a villainous overlord) as a couch and maybe even sleep on it

-(also if a villain) their catchphrase may be the famous "Must I do everything myself?!" in response to any form of physical activity

-if they are also a fancy edgelord, they may have servants in their mansion that do everything for them, and they might also take siestas, and insist they be called siestas even if they are more like naps

-if they are a very grey antihero, they might decide that they are too tired to help fight off the enemy (especially if they are woken up to do so)


the more clashing between edginess and laziness the better


thanatos is an extremely lazy edgelord

he is the god of death and ruler of the underworld

he also enjoys sleeping and is an immovable object

Horatio d'Arques UnseelieFaerie

He likes to think that he could be intimidating if he wanted to be, but he's really just an unemployed layabout using his title as an excuse not to do anything

🍎💢calixte scizor

an angel that has powers... he lives in a cathedral with his sister and makes people do everything for him... either whines if he has to do stuff, or makes his maids do it for him. is a big tsundere (AND yandere with some ppl) and treats people like they're inferior to him. wears eyeliner and spiky belts from time to time.

DC SonieTheDog

Sebastian definitely fits. He lived as ruler of a city, and of his own dimension for quite some time. He's use to being taken care of, and acts like a child because of it

chawmperz

Is self care a cigarette on a porch and a nap in an inconvenient, spiteful location? 


Yes.

 eales ersatzmedic

One very lazy and edgy jerk, not at your service!

(龍神) Ryūjin Kasuga Myriv

This dude for sure.

 Sabbath blackcoffee

HEHE hes not really too edgy in the way he talks, but he is in the way he thinks, and obligatorily his appearance because hes a goth rockstar.

loves nothing more than laying around n drinkin wine straight out the bottle. if he doesnt wanna do something, hell 100% flat out just refuse to do it. 

scoutsfire

him. him

Mouse Sp00kE

He's so damn lazy but he murders people for part of his living? Like he'd happily nap in the middle of a job if he could get away with it.