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yes u heard me correctly
i want to see edgelords that are lazy
these are the opposite of the edgy unstoppable force: the equally edgy immovable object
here are some things a lazy edgelord might do:
-use their throne (if a villainous overlord) as a couch and maybe even sleep on it
-(also if a villain) their catchphrase may be the famous "Must I do everything myself?!" in response to any form of physical activity
-if they are also a fancy edgelord, they may have servants in their mansion that do everything for them, and they might also take siestas, and insist they be called siestas even if they are more like naps
-if they are a very grey antihero, they might decide that they are too tired to help fight off the enemy (especially if they are woken up to do so)
the more clashing between edginess and laziness the better
thanatos is an extremely lazy edgelord
he is the god of death and ruler of the underworld
he also enjoys sleeping and is an immovable object
Zathura is a sleepy edgelord for sure
He can fall asleep at the drop of the hat if he's finding a situation too boring
He can't even dress himself. Well, course he does but he looks ridiculous and his hair is always in his face because what is a brush
Tell him he needs to clean himself up tho and he'll send you through flaming wheel of Hell...
i added to the description for antiheros that are lazy edgelords in case anyone has any protagonist versions
Harrison would rather sleep the day away than work with clients. It's part him being nocturnal and part him being a lazy butt.
He's a vampire rat who's dramatic and is just straight up "let me inhale the edge"
He's so lazy though that he legit spends most of the time procrastinating because finding something to do requires effort
Carrtier here is an absolute edgelord but given the fact he has hypersomnia and just doesn't like people in general he sleeps all day and avoids them.
Shenn kinda fits this because he's just like this undead soldier who's usually down for a fight but if he's fishing or at the bar and you're like 'hey bro can you go kill this dude he's causing trouble', he is not about to move for that. Nope, sorry bud, go find a different anti-hero to do your dirty work. This guy's busy doing nothing in particular.
Dalthundolar and incidentally his as-of-yet un-drawn/uploaded husband, Ralimanth, both fit the antihero thing too, I think. Dal's undead and Ral's a demon hunter who were bloodthirsty af, but both of them got sick of fighting and just ran off to a mountain to retire together. They pretty much never go out unless they run out of supplies and then it's usually Ralimanth who whines pathetically and drags his butt into town to get food.