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this thread still open
yes u heard me correctly
i want to see edgelords that are lazy
these are the opposite of the edgy unstoppable force: the equally edgy immovable object
here are some things a lazy edgelord might do:
-use their throne (if a villainous overlord) as a couch and maybe even sleep on it
-(also if a villain) their catchphrase may be the famous "Must I do everything myself?!" in response to any form of physical activity
-if they are also a fancy edgelord, they may have servants in their mansion that do everything for them, and they might also take siestas, and insist they be called siestas even if they are more like naps
-if they are a very grey antihero, they might decide that they are too tired to help fight off the enemy (especially if they are woken up to do so)
the more clashing between edginess and laziness the better
thanatos is an extremely lazy edgelord
he is the god of death and ruler of the underworld
he also enjoys sleeping and is an immovable object
"antihero" but i wouldn't even call them a hero they're just like a guy who sucks
lies around all day. can't be moved. couldn't care less. bad tempered and rude, refuses to help, only begrudgingly takes care of their body because if they don't they know they'll pay for it, but it takes them a million years to finally do it. does nothing about anything, even though they could. snaps at people for disturbing them but won't get up to chase them out. might throw something at you but will just leave it there on the floor after it hits it. your edgy brother who only comes out of their room to get a drink every once in a while, doesn't even acknowledge you, and will completely ignore you when you say it's your turn on the computer. they've said maybe 2 words to you in your whole life. sounds and looks permanently disgusted, angry, or pretentious. is disgusted, angry, and pretentious. despite this they don't express anger at all. they just seethe forever
they're what you would consider edgy but there's nothing about it on their profile because i don't... want to put it there...
I’m back here because I realized that Frinkle is PERFECT for this forum
Before she was banished, any time Olaris asked her to do somethin, she’d complain.
He might not be lazy in the sense he does nothing all day but he is a champion procrastinator and avoids responsibility like a game of dodgeball while complaining.