show me lazy edgelords

Posted 5 years, 9 months ago (Edited 3 months, 3 days ago) by Thanatos lophiusdragon

this thread still open

yes u heard me correctly


i want to see edgelords that are lazy


these are the opposite of the edgy unstoppable force: the equally edgy immovable object


here are some things a lazy edgelord might do:

-use their throne (if a villainous overlord) as a couch and maybe even sleep on it

-(also if a villain) their catchphrase may be the famous "Must I do everything myself?!" in response to any form of physical activity

-if they are also a fancy edgelord, they may have servants in their mansion that do everything for them, and they might also take siestas, and insist they be called siestas even if they are more like naps

-if they are a very grey antihero, they might decide that they are too tired to help fight off the enemy (especially if they are woken up to do so)


the more clashing between edginess and laziness the better


thanatos is an extremely lazy edgelord

he is the god of death and ruler of the underworld

he also enjoys sleeping and is an immovable object

Monet Strix

Throughout his teens he was definitely the typical lazy edgelord where the laziness is Part of the edge. Hes Too Cool to give a shit about anything. I guess he does put semi effort into haunting later cos its the only reason for his existence at that point though lol

DatBoiStrauss

......it's me

I'm the lazy edgelord 🤣

Mayhem pvppyboy

Oh, Mayhem hates work. He's very lazy, lol.

Monir Lordbrianc

lazy bastard... not the best quality to have when you're a doctor