he’s such a lazy edgelord it’s not even funny
this thread still open
yes u heard me correctly
i want to see edgelords that are lazy
these are the opposite of the edgy unstoppable force: the equally edgy immovable object
here are some things a lazy edgelord might do:
-use their throne (if a villainous overlord) as a couch and maybe even sleep on it
-(also if a villain) their catchphrase may be the famous "Must I do everything myself?!" in response to any form of physical activity
-if they are also a fancy edgelord, they may have servants in their mansion that do everything for them, and they might also take siestas, and insist they be called siestas even if they are more like naps
-if they are a very grey antihero, they might decide that they are too tired to help fight off the enemy (especially if they are woken up to do so)
the more clashing between edginess and laziness the better
thanatos is an extremely lazy edgelord
he is the god of death and ruler of the underworld
he also enjoys sleeping and is an immovable object
Whenever Tarnish isn't terrorizing people and ranting about others, he's being an absolute lazy bird who lounges around resting in his own filth, letting his shadow servants feed him. In roleplays he's commonly called a lazy fuck
Benji isn’t evil but he definitely looks edgy! And has a pretty edgy backstory...
The way he acts nowadays though is more akin to a stereotypical lazy stoner :shrug:
Dylan is a bit of an odd one where his mindsets are rather conflicting. On one hand he tends to follow the "If you want it done right, do it yourself." Mindset while at the same time trying to avoid having much responsibility put on him when possible. If he can get out of doing something he will, but if he's forced, he will do it and do it well, but he's going to complain the whole time.
this man will lounge around all day and only get up to make tea. only if there's nobody else around to make his tea for him