Pros and Cons of dating your OC

Pros:

• Employed
• Not actually mad scientist. It's just cosplay
• Chill
• College Educated
• Probably got a good amount of bloofcoin saved up

Cons:

• Not looking 
• 35, he too old for you
• Not gay (sorry)
• Has standards 
• Terrible sleep schedule. Wakes up at 2 am to work out
• Friends with lunatics and has (several) murderous stalkers

background: bro drew on his leg and accidentally cursed himself to be a 5’11 tiefling, he lives in the woods and is sorta just a scavenger. he’s super sweet but looks grumpy all the time?? ball of absolute sunshine. 

gonna do this in character:

uhghhhhh idk i guess i’m easy to get gifts for?? i love leaves i’ll cherish it maybe press it and tape on my wall. oh and rocks!! rocks are cool asf. uhh i’m loyal?? besides, who am i gonna even date in the woods?? not like i would cheat on anyone. although i don’t mind poly relationships!! i’m not poly but it’s fine as long as im aware. oh!! i’m really good at snuggling i think? also i have horns, those are pretty cool? you could put christmas ornaments on them. probably. also i have a pet cat, you guys like cats right???

cons..??? ohhhhh uhhhhh i talk a lot? i will uhh steal your leaves. no i wont i lied. you can keep your leaves. uhh idk if it’s a con, but i’m grey ace. also i’m probably too tall to kiss :/ very sad but don’t worry i can pick you up. i don’t know what my cons would be though because i don’t really talk to people……… i live in the middle of nowhere. probably also a con?? very unsocialized. you might have to train me. also i’m very stupid and clumsy, i’ll own up to that.

(sorry this is a lot. he’s perfect tho imo lol)

pros:

• will be the most loyal loving partner u could have
  
• will bake for u even if it turns out like garbage
  
• will obsessively listen to u
  
• good at comforting
  

• v unhinged and will fight anyone who criticises u
  
• cant cook but she tries!
  
• stubborn
  

pros:

• will break out of her shell for u
  
• probably the one person she shows any kind of affection towards
  
• cute and easily flustered
  
• very soft!!
  

cons:

• might put up her barriers if she's embarrassed and pretend to be cold/uncaring
  
• easily irritated
  
• shy, difficult to form a connection with in the first place
  

CONS

• extremely dislikes pda
• cold and aggressive around you
• shit talk you
• can't cook
• lazy ass

 PROS

• he's very artistic, he loves to draw you often <33 especially sketchbooks
• he craves physical touch in private
• allows holding hands but no kissing
• loves to matching things...like keychains or stickers
• takes you to museum date
• can play guitar for you
• tsundere (in a good way)

I don't think they'll go on dates with people, but if they do...

Pros: 

• Will give you gifts
• They'll eat anything (usually not picky)
• You can take them anywhere, as long there's food
• They're usually quiet, but would love to talk about their random collection that they found 
• Probably a nice creature once you get to know them

Cons:

• The gifts are actually random rubbish they found in the dumpster (it's treasure to Wendy doh)
• They're awkward as hell
• They're not very good with romance or love gestures
• No, they will not do the "18+ ;)", they don't know how to do it, nor would they get the hints
• They have cat instincts and will most likely bite and scratch if you try to hug or pet
• Gets distracted easily and day dreams a lot
• Gets very anxious 
• They live in a post apocalypse

PROS:
- Super sweet guy
- Very cuddly and you get a lot of PDA
- Extremely loyal
- Employed
- He'll match anything (reasonable) with you

CONS:
- He pretty much is lying about who he is (even is name, hair EYE COLOR TOO)
- Works a lot to care for him and his sister, so not a lot of time with him as he works paycheck to paycheck
- He can't cook for shit
- Has some education but not much due to his lore
- Has a ton of secrets

pros:

• might tolerate you if you give him space
• is a shady politician who can get you what you want
• will let you do whatever you want as long as you leave him out of it
• ???

cons:

• is probably plotting to kill you…or your brother
• hates people 
• has not gotten over some girl he liked years ago and goes out of his way to be mean to her orphaned, illegitimate child
• hates rain and spontaneity 

Pros:

• He will take you to lots of fancy dinners and parties.
  
• Do you want to meet your favourite celebrities? With his extensive contacts list, he can probably make it happen.
  
• Dating him is a very easy way to get followers on social media.
  
• He occasionally gives ridiculously expensive gifts.
  

• He will only date you if you're supermodel attractive. If you start relaxing, he will leave.
  
• There is a 100% chance of him cheating if he gets the opportunity.
  
• COMMITMENT ISSUES. You can stay in his bougie apartment as a pet, but talking about actually moving in? You'll be replaced within a day.
  
• Unironically calls people worms.
  
• Even though he can afford to hire a chef and cleaning person, he will make you do it and will laugh while watching.
  
• His job is unpredictable and often keeps him late. Or maybe he's out cheating.
  

Ouh this looks fun :o3

Pros:

• Very big!! Tall and buff fella! if you're into that I guess!!
• Very cuddly,, loves being affectionate
• Is extremely openly against things like drugs and murder, like general crime, which probably shouldn't be a pro because that should just be the baseline standard
• Has a LARGE range of different kinds of clothing, like from super feminine hello kitty to hypermasculine gym bro. If you need to borrow something he could definitely give you something you'd like.
• Family man!! absolutely loves his family and very often helps them out with things; he will be ecstatic to introduce you to them 
• Can cook! loves to make recipes taught by his Aunt
• Family connections means he has a LOT of protection, like REAL PAID BODYGUARDS!!, so by extension you would too

Cons:

• Very insecure in himself, needs constant validation
• Semi to completely Non verbal around people he doesn't already have a strong bond with
• Given the choice, he would never leave the house
• Worries way too much :o[
• Probably online too much. like not chronically online levels but he loves looking around on things like 4chan and tumblr to find discussions of cold cases since he's a detective and wants to bring justice 
• Very busy when he has to be for his job
• Also very judging because of said job but he never does it on purpose so

Pros:

• Giant Dragon Lady
• Very outgoing and cheery
• Can be a giant flying dragon (No more airplanes yay!)
• Very loyal to friends and family.
• Has her own place and world.

• When in her world most people get changed into dragon whelplings. Which can cause sometimes accidental reincarnations.
• Giant Dragon Lady means Giant Dragon Lady flames. 
• Kinda talks a lot about souls and how one gets reincarnated or damnation.
• Doesn't leave her world often.
• Absolute ton of dragon whelps everywhere and big helper dragons... these all used to be people.
• Can barely cook

(He's a helluva oc but ig ima use him cause well, yeee)

Pros:
Cutie patootie (ig)

Can and will buy you stuff

Gives good hugs

Pretty short (5ft)

Cons:
Idiot

Confused easily

Depends on your type tbh

(He's a helluva oc but ig ima use him cause well, yeee)

Pros:
Cutie patootie (ig)

Can and will buy you stuff

Gives good hugs

Pretty short (5ft)

Cons:
Idiot

Confused easily

Depends on your type tbh