Pros and Cons of dating your OC

Pros and cons of dating me..? Alright, I’ll try be as unbiased as I can about this.

Pros:

- Will go to hell and back to protect you

- Willing to take on the most dangerous tasks just to save you

- I’d say I have a rad music taste

- My hair’s fluffy, if you’re into that thing..

Cons:

- 1 in 3 chance you’ll randomly lose me one day, I get into plenty of unlucky situations to say the least..

- I’m pretty freakin poor

- Your parents will probably be disappointed to see a guy like me

- I can’t cook

I'll spoil you with clothes and plushies... but not cooking or washing dishes, none of that! *munches on layz* Did I mention I will spoil you with YOUR OWN money? *chuckles with mouth full of layz* Ha, ha... god, I really need help. *swallows layz and stares into void*

 Pros:

• Great conversationally
  
• Reliable, follows through on her promises
• Would never lie to you
  

• So there may be a serial killer in love with her. Who may kill you. Oops
• Sure she'd never lie.... but she may not tell the whole story
  
• She's kinda always experiencing ~the horrors~
  

Pros:

• Won't leave you, devoted partner
• Will supply you with food, shelter, gold, and mostly anything you would want
  
• They smell nice
• She's immortal
  

Cons:

• Devoted but also won't let you leave
  • Addendum: If they get too attached, you would have a curse placed on you which is disintegrating when you do leave.
• Lacks a lot of social cues, sometimes takes things too literally
  
• Likely an age difference
• She's immortal until people stop believing in him.
  

PROS OF DATING TÄHTI

• A great Pokémon trainer. Despite what she would tell you, she is an incredible trainer, even putting her Pokémon before her and always ensuring that they're okay. Every thursday, she makes pancakes for them!
• She is incredibly clean and responsible. Her house is never dirty and is always on top of any work she does. "Get it out of the way before it becomes a problem" kind of mentality. If you need a job done, go to her and she'll complete it to the best of her abilities.
• Respects your space, privacy and time. Anything that belongs to you, she will not touch unless you have stated you're okay with it (unless its something small like moving a bag to somewhere else obvs). Your room? She wont enter without knocking, nor will she snoop around and she isn't one to pry into your life either with personal questions. Tähti also ensures that you have the time to do something rather than make plans and insist you join them.

CONS OF DATING TÄHTI

• Very loyal to team galactic. (Only a problem while she's in Team Galactic) If you're against Team Galactic or seen as a threat to Cyrus' plans, she will first do anything she can to persuade you to think otherwise, but if you won't reason with her, then she will either break off the relationship or not respect your views and continue working for the man either way.
• cant cook/rarely eats full meals. Since the ony thing she can really cook are pancakes, Tähti will just go without eating, eat ready-made meals or eat small, inadequate meals. This means you'll either have to cook or suffer with her frozen foods too. (She will fold if you cook for her though).
• Short temper. Though Tähti will be a lot more patient with you, don't expect her temper to completely vanish. She will be more leanient with you, sure, but she still hates people that wastes her time or tests her patience.

"Huh? The pros and cons of dating me? Don't you think that's none of your business as I'm not looking for a partner?"

* * *

"Hmph... fine. I'll humour you. The pros of dating me would be that I will schedule time to dedicate to you, I can look after your Pokémon as well as mine, and I am willing to do things for you that aren't generally available to mere friends and acquaintance. Cons, however... I believe that... I have a short temper and I'm not exactly a great cook. There. Now pleasem be on your way and stop wasting my time."

Pros:

-Will make sure you're provided for in every sense, has the money for anything you'd need

-Sweet, smart, and understanding, his personality is being a polite gentleman

Cons:

-His nickname is Con lol

-is always acting like a proper gentleman, doesn't let himself "break character"

-strong moral code that may be a bit strange

-his jokes are. just attempts at jokes. sometimes they land, but keeping up his proper behaviour makes it so that he can't say what may be funniest/most entertaining

-very concerned with keeping up his proper image to the point he gets hesitant over everyday things

(I have a little AU for him where all that is just a very convincing façade and he's a manipulative, charismatic guy that anyone would love, but just uses those he deems lesser that'll be devoted to him to basically be a pawn. He treats them like a dog.)

Pros:

> You'll never get bored with him

> Great protector and quite powerful

> Charismatic

Cons:

> You might end up getting kicked at fifty miles per hour into a tree if he's mad :D

> He will play pranks on you

PROS

● quite cute and wealthy due to his position as an idol. Always has something to chat about. 

● loves to shower people with gifts and teases. Will fret about small issues and is typically confrontational with people who've wronged you. 

● loves seeking new experiences and is patient with certain things. Especially loves to try new food and is a sucker for cuddling.

● has a lot of energy and typically picks up on when someone is off/low on energy. He'll attempt to adapt to the person's personal standing if he like them.

CONS

○ does not comprehend the human concept of personal space or need for alone time. Can be very whiny when he wants attention. 

○ Absolutely a horrible cook. Eating any food provided may hospitalize people unintentionally. 

○ hardly sleeps, but when he does, it can be for several days. If he's ever ill, beware. He's messy and bodily contents are radioactive/will eat through your furniture.

○ when he's impatient, it comes off as snarky and disobedient behavior despite the fact he just doesn't understand human courtesy.

"Me? Dating? Are you serious?? I hate dating, so whoever that would date me will be officially dead

Pros and cons...

Well, I'm pretty...that's a pros ig? Lol. Uggh without jokes, I can defend a person....uggh and I can listen to all their hecking problems, and try to help. 

Cons >:) well, I an eating people soo...the date should be careful, or they could appear on my operating table without some organs<3

I HATE contacting and being social, so I will just ignore the date:)

That's it!<3"

Titus

Pros: will be contractually bound to you, will try to grant your wish, can pick up and throw mostly anyone you want picked up and thrown.

Cons: not good at fulfilling wishes that don't involve picking up and throwing people, somewhat insecure

Pro or Con depending on how adventurous you are: is essentially a six-foot humanoid insect and can possess your body

Marie-Annette

Pros: Polite, comes from a wealthy noble family, very well dressed, can do magic, cool puppet limbs

Cons: currently at the whim of some kind of evil sorcerer, that may affect her dating options somewhat

Deadbolt

Pros: can do magic, adventurous, full of energy (sometimes), six feet tall if you're into tall girls

Cons: technically several reanimated corpses and a bunch of machinery stuck together, will severely run up your electricity bill

Targle

Pros: Goblin

Cons: Goblin

Ame

Pros: magical girl, good listener, cool outfit

Cons: absolute disaster mess of a human being, cries at the drop of a hat

"Pros of dating ME? Duuude I'd be here ALL day listin em out for you. I guess I could tell ya a few, since y'know, I'm the best ever.

I'm like, totally the coolest guy in the village, i got the MUSCLES, i got the PERSONALITY, and best of all, I got the BAKING SKILLS.

I'll bake ya bread allll day long baby, tiger, white, 9 grain, you name it, I'll make it for ya. Cuz y'know, bread is the best.

If you don't like bread, dont even talkkk to me dude. That's basically a crimee, hmph.

Also, I'm just, super fun?? I got the COOLEST hobbies, You can come swimmin with me and we can collect random junk, or we can go to a rave, or we can bake!! Yknow, if ya wanna. I ain't all at picky to be honest.

There are NO cons to dating me!! The others says I'm loud and obnoxious, but what do they know? They just jealous I'm sooo much cooler than them. So what do ya say baby, wanna take this inside... to the kitchen... bake somethin maybe... stare longingly into eachothers eyes as we consume the literal BEST bread you've ever tasted in your entire life because I'm an AMAZING baker!! C'mon, tell me what ya think, hows my bread? Its good right? I know. Im the best."

Pros:

☆ He will never let you be caught dead in pathetic fashion; will help you dress nicely and boost your confidence. 💅✨️

☆ Random biting and licking is how he shows that he likes or is impressed by you, if you're into that. 🙃

Cons:

☆ Friendzones you into oblivion, totally overbearingly platonic but he won't even admit that, often acts like he doesn't even know you. 😔

☆ Will use you for every cent that you have as he spends excessively on snacks and clothes; kiss your bank account goodbye. 👋💸

☆ Will judge you for your 'strange' preferences and belittle you for them if they don't align with his ideals. (Bro is picky af and always thinks he's right. 🙄)

☆ Will leave your ass behind at the soonest possible convenience. (Usually immediately, totally noncommittal. 🏃💨)

☆ He is obnoxious as all hell about everything, all the time. He will force you to play video games with him at strange hours of the day/night. He will randomly want to fight you, bite you, and may even damn near kill you on a whim then proceed to say, "HA, psyche. Got 'em." That kind of shit, lol, he's totally spontaneous and a major pain in the ass, essentially a big psychotic child.

☆ Will call you dumbass 99% of the time and other such condescending things so, probably a bad thing, unless you're into that, idfk,,