Pros and Cons of dating your OC

Posted 5 years, 5 months ago (Edited 2 months, 22 days ago) by Hag

just saw this on tumblr and thought it'd be hilarious to consider for anyone/everyone!!!

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so instead of getting asked, just go ahead and post who you're talking about and their pros and cons!

bonus points if your character answers this IC. (cause we all know some of these OCs are huge liars and boasters lol)

 Coyote Vxxlo

Pros:

  • Incredibly entertaining
  • Playful and energetic
  • Has nothing but time to hang out with you
  • Retains information well, can remember instructions, rules, boundaries, etc. without having to be reminded (whether or not it'll do what you ask, on the other hand...)
  • Very easy-going, tends to go with the flow and is able to remain relaxed in stressful or unexpected circumstances
  • Incredibly affectionate, will bring you little gifts from its weirdo adventures (even if you're there with them)
Cons:
  • Doesn't actually have the emotional capacity/understanding to care about you beyond a "pack bond", even if it wanted to
  • Disloyal, insensitive, and detached because of the above
  • Carnivorous raw meat diet. Not cannibalistic, but after witnessing it in action, you'll wish it was bc that'd probably be easier to cope with lol
  • Roughhouses a lot and seems to have trouble figuring out what "too rough" is - you're gonna bleed. A lot.
  • Manipulative, albeit unintentionally. Possibly a compulsive liar?
  • Always off doing weird shit & getting in trouble for it
Tldr; It might be better to stay friends.
Tommy Savapproved

Pros:

can be very protective

can give some pretty good advice

you got a problem, he'll usually have a solution

free car mechanic, and a very good one at that

going to the beach a lot, bro is Floridian 

Cons:

seems very plain, not too emotional

if you're looking for emotional support, then Tommy ain't the one lol he's more of a problem solver type guy

may not want to hang out all the time, a man needs his space grr

Would probably be working on his car or doing weird ass stunts most of the time

Florida man energy 

 Valentine Lynn 1800PAIN

Pros: - Keeps you real and honest; she values honesty above all else. - Very fun to hang out with and very socially intelligent. You won't have a boring conversation with her. Cons: - Can be a bit insecure, so she might exhibit possessive or jealous behaviors when triggered. - Incredibly careless when it comes to personal responsibilities that bore her, leading to ignoring her own health at times.

 Seifugu Appendagechild

Pros:

Excited about whatever her SO likes

Good at getting presents for people

Couple's outfits and couple's cosplay! She'll even make it herself

Good cook, and she'll make you a bento for lunch if you want one

Cons:

Too high energy for some people

She dislikes mixing work and fun and won't talk about her work at all 

Not allowed in her house because she doesn't want her cosplay to get messed up

Actually... where does she live, she never mentioned it 

Somewhat suspicious

Cavie Cat_Edible

(IC)

Pros:

-funny, good sense of humour

-will love you and treat you nice

-will cater to your interests

-will buy you gifts and stuff

-all around amazing guy really good partner

Cons:

-literally none pls date me ;_;

Shou SNV_Mthis

This is my antique doll collecting son, he's really cool BUT !!!


Pros :

- Would take you on nice dinners

- Would make you matching dresses/suits with him and his favourite doll

- Would buy you the gifts you wanted

- generally he'd spoil you as long as you asked.

- when he's comfy, he is COMFY!!! He's standoffish at first but very loving when you let him settle down 

cons : 

- he is a workaholic

- he WILL treat his dolls like people and talk to them, some people find that creepy!!

- his best and only friend is an antique doll

- can't cook or clean :( please teach him

 Jelly greenbattery

There really aren't many pros to dating Jelly.

Pros

-She is pretty, quiet and mostly doesn't talk.

-Although verbal communication is not her strong point, she will make herself understood to resolve relationship conflicts that she has with her partner.

-Remember the things you like, so she will know what gifts to give you.

-Her hair produces heat and glows in the dark, she can literally be a human stove in winter (?

Cons

-She is always running from one place to another. You would see very little of her since she would not introduce you to her type of work.

- Someone would probably try to kill you and send you to God if they found out you were Jelly's partner.

- SHE HAS NO INTIMATE PARTS. So she doesn't have a libido for anything.

- She is a wanted criminal

- Very weird

- You will probably be a widow/widower

- Emotionally unstable

- Crazy

- She has no money and lives on the streets

- Everything she touches perishes (?

Astrid CrimsonDragon

Pros:

-Astrid is super loyal to a fault, she will totally lie for you without question and will die on that hill defending you (even if you were wrong and she knows it)

-A great gift giver, very thoughtful in her time spent with those she loves.

-Generally a great cuddler, is big on physical touch as a love language

Cons:

-You will have to constantly worry about stalkers and other paparazzi types trying to get up in your personal and relationship life

-Some of her coworkers are on the snobbier side, and you’ll definitely have to deal with them regularly

-Astrid is CHRONICALLY online; she’s always posting and trying to maintain her follower count, which can sometimes get in the way of being in the moment.

 Jericho Wey _Deadweight_

Pros:

-Jericho is highly skilled in many weapons and self-defense; under his watch, you'll be safe from anyone who wishes you harm.

-An amazing cook! He has an intense love for culinary and knows how to put together many classic, common, and rare dishes from many countries and cultures! With him at the stove, you'll never eat the same thing twice! He also makes a mean milkshake and homemade peanut butter.

-Easy to get along with, he doesn't need much to be happy! As long as you're happy, he's very much content.

-Very open, and although could maybe be a con, brutally honest as well. To those he cares about, it takes little to make him speak his mind and confront issues. Though maybe a bit unaware of social norms on dating and oversharing, you can rest assured that his thoughts will be honest and from the heart regardless.

-Very tall and well-built, and his features are quite intimidating; It's common for other people to not mess with the hybrid, and with you by his side, the same courtesy will follow suit, no doubt.

-Will hold your purse, bags/groceries, and let you do his hair and practice makeup him. He doesn't mind whatsoever and does secretly like having a "pretty" look about him, but never anywhere but home or in private.

-In it for the long game. He refuses to date short term, and although repressed, wishes to have a family someday. He doesn't believe that would be the best, considering his occupation, but he wants someone to love until the end of his days, not flings.

Cons:

-A killer, thief, and sometimes could be classed as a serial killer. Just because the government funds his organization and lets his actions slide, everyone else might not think so highly of his work.

-Cold-blooded, not great for snuggling against on cold nights. Count on him to steal all the blankets from you, then complain you're making him cold.

-Prone to violent outbursts. Years of pent-up rage and trauma don't mix well with criminal activity, and sometimes that bottle will overflow. Loudly and sharply.

-Recurring night terrors, he has them at least twice a week, and he's not shy about waking up from them. A mixture of the aforementioned rage and trauma, but also guilt from his actions. You won't get any sleep on the nights these happen, unless he's away from home or asleep on the couch, which he WILL gladly take the latter on such nights, even preemptively.

-Will not forcibly change for you. Partly from not understanding relationships as a whole, and partly because he doesn't like change, especially at his expense. He's of course reasonable and considerate about things, but asking him to change something fundamental to himself is not something he retorts back upon lightly. He definitely needs a therapist in the future.

-Loves his brother more than you. If it was between you and him, you wouldn't walk away the victor. He means too much to him, and he is unmoving on that philosophy. Of course, Jericho never hopes for that to be an issue that EVER comes up, but if it does, he knows his choice.

-Something close to a workaholic. If he's not on a contract or job, he's making sure he's ready for the next one that comes up. Buying new gear, cleaning his weapons, staying in shape, and sharpening his combat skills- it does leave little room for rest and relaxation, as well as holidays and nights on the town.

 

.♛ 15 ♛ Bobo

Pros:

-He keeps things interesting, no day is boring with him.

-He loves giving pet names

-Can be a cuddle bug

-He has a lot of money (that he stole lmao)

-Dresses nice every day.

-Will laugh at all your jokes.


Cons:
-He's actively being hunted down to be captured or killed for his crimes.

-Smokes a lot

-You will be put in dangerous situations with him.

-His human body is actually a murdered corpse he took control of (at least a pretty fresh kill), good luck thinking about that while being physically affectionate.  He's really a weird looking monster, but if you're a monster simp this may be a pro lmao.

-He's extremely unpredictable, one little comment he may laugh off or he may just kill you over it.  And if you fight back that just makes it more fun for him so even if you fight him off he may just want to try it again later.  If he gets close enough to you, he won't kill you.  But he may still hurt you.

-Gets really jealous if you spend time with other people and not him when he's available.

Forte Crescendo coolguycity

pros:

- very strong and buff, could very easily protect you in a bad situation

- if you manage to get on his good side, he tends to be very loyal

- very tall. has 4 arms so can hold you twice as good as any other guy could

- um idk he has big boobs

cons:

- doesn't know what he wants in terms of a partner

- already in a bizarre homoerotic relationship with an aasimar that will kill you if they find him hanging out with someone else

 - dirt poor

- probably rarely showers

- hates pretty much everyone 

- is desensitized to everything horrible

Severn 48kayRay

“uhm…as a pro I guess Id take rlly good care of u and do anything ud ever need….and want and wish for… but…forget it!!!! its only cons !! Im really independent I DONT care abt anyone else!!!!!!! ……and afterall….youd have to take really good care of me….” ->if ud ask him hes literally the edgiest edgelord but in reality :

pros : takes rlly good care of his s/o especially when sick - makes small gifts every few days - draws a ton lot of doodles of his partner and him in his sketchbook that he keeps secret but his partner always finds it wide open cuz sev forgets to hide it before going to bed xD - gets extremely hyped when hearing his type of music - really good listener -once close he will say the goofiest jokes uve never heard in the most normal situations ever - extremely loyal (even a bit too much it might become a con cuz hes way too worried abt hurting his loved one it might become a bit frustrating for both )

cons : rlly sleepy all the time - still is often quiet (not necessarily a con- makes those moments likable aswell ) - yells and gets mad during gaming sessions lol (not actually insults against his partner tho-jst to the game itself but will still regret it after and do smthg sweet xD) - unresolved trauma…need I say more? needs someone who will relate and understand with only a few words and lots of caring back


 Scroll R4inb0w_Fr0gz

Pros:

Pretty funny and relatable

Anything she draws on her tail becomes real

sweet

Goofy

Cons:

ANYTHING drawn on her tail becomes real. People will draw the weirdest shit on her tail

A bit overprotective

Known to be an asshole to some people

Shitty parents

𝐆𝐎𝐑 vilifiedz

pros —

- will protect you from outsiders/robbers

- has qualities like a dog; will bring stuff to you, very loyal, etc.

- you can command him and he'll do it (cleaning the house? no problem. stabbing your enemy? no problem either)

- great at hugging but might squeeze you too hard

- gives little trinkets like small drawings or stolen jewelry

cons —

- will try to kill you in your sleep if he loves you that much..he kinda has this thing where killing his loved one is like a sacrifice to the gods

- has an obsession with his little sister, will also try to kill you as a sacrifice so he can "get his sister back" (shes alive he just doesnt remember anything)

- smells like shit.

- is too touchy and clingy, doesnt know what boundaries mean (literally. as in he has that child mindset)

- he's old enough to be your grandpa?