Pros: Always a blast near him!
Cons - He always has a stick of dynamite on him. He's obnoxiously loud. An ass wipe. Lack in moral compass. He bites.
just saw this on tumblr and thought it'd be hilarious to consider for anyone/everyone!!!
so instead of getting asked, just go ahead and post who you're talking about and their pros and cons!
bonus points if your character answers this IC. (cause we all know some of these OCs are huge liars and boasters lol)
https://toyhou.se/12554897.lewis
"Hmm well lets see, Pros ; I'm handsome~, umm I have a rock collection and I'm very nice. Cons... I dont have any~"
oh hush lewis.
Aanywayy~
I'll take it from here cause Lewis is A bit Narcissistic lol ^^
Pros:
-He's a lovable idiot
- He'll protect you
-DereDere <3
-Like he mentioned rock collection, If your sad he'll try and cheer you up by giving you the prettiest rock he has
-His love language is both receiving gifts and quality time
Neutral:
- Has this little thing where if he wants something he'll either sneak at you or poke you until you knotice he wants something
Cons:
- He's a bit scatterbrained
-Most likely will cheat on you cause he forgets he has a girlfriend.
-Most likely to make a reference nobody but him will understand
-Teases EVERYONE, not like bullying, just a little rude
Pros:
- He's pretty
- He's got money and he WILL spend it on you
- He loves and he loves HARD
- SO affectionate
- Loyal so loyal
- Will talk about you to everyone ever
- Will take you on so many fun dates
Cons:
- "Your not Koji"
- He is a model and a streamer, so going out in public can be hectic
- Can't accept a damn compliment
- Is insecure and will just shut down sometimes if he doesn't feel loved
- Has past relationship trauma
- Once again "Your NOT Koji."
Pros:
-very protective
-very loyal
-extremely polite and respectful of your personal boundaries
-may develop a major obsession with you if he loves you a lot
-math and science nerd
-may gift you little trinkets that he finds outside during walks to show his love for you
-warm hugs
Cons:
-may talk too much about things that you find boring
-very clumsy
-has major anxiety issues and overthinks a lot
-can be quite shy in public
-may completely ignore you when he is extremely into something
-calls himself stupid all the time
Pros:
-protective and lovable big guy
-a lot more stronger do to being 9ft
-he doesn't mind doing chores at all
Cons:
-he gets hungry a bit more quicker
-he can be violent if he reached his limit but only to people egging him on
-can be tired a lot do to being more active at night
Pros
- Punctual (Always on schedule, time, etc..)
- Doesn't like to lie at all (or con if you are scheming something)
- Very reliable and will get anything he needs done
- Will help with anything you would need done
Cons
- Doesn't know how to communicate well
- Extremely particular about everything; starts to stress out when they aren't "correct"
- Needs to be alone at times, isolated even
- Can't sleep with any noise or sound in the room.
IC:
"I don't... know how to convince anyone about anything, but we can try going out? or inside, I really don't mind, I just wish I knew how to talk to people "
"Cons? Puh-leez, there's nothing but pros as far as the eye can see!"
"I'm fast, intelligent, funny and not to mention strikingly good looking, if I do say so myself! Not to mention, I'm something of a leader. Who wouldn't want to go out with the captain of the DRAGON UNIT? The people love me!"
"I'm empathetic, extraordinarily humble, honest, and very observant! (With an eye like mine, why wouldn't I be?)"
"I guess my size is a bit of a letdown to some people... but come on! Everyone wants guys who are 100 feet tall! Honestly, YOUR loss! You'll never experience the charm of Oliver LeNox if you don't get your head out of the clouds!"
Pros:
❤ Great at cuddling
❤ Will bring you snacks and hot drinks just when you need them
❤ Has lots of ideas for interesting dates and places
❤ A big, kind softie who doesn't really get angry
Cons:
✘ Can sometimes disappear for days at a time, and never has a phone or any way to contact him
✘ He ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
✘ Not the tidiest guy, rarely cleans his home
✘ Very bad at keeping secrets
"So, you desire to behold the benefits and disadvantages you obtain by considering me to be your significant other? Well, betrothing me is advantageous in nature~! I shall scower the earthen soils for naught but the best foods I can uphold to your heavenly gaze. I will shower you in fruitless compliments, and I shall remain doing so forever, as I am immortal. My humble flesh will forever walk this Earth and do nothing but provide for you. You gain no disadvantage by crowning me the king of your heart."
"...He's a dirty liar. The guy is a neat freak, sheds like a dog, and is only 5 feet tall! Plus, he only talks in these weird poetic ways. It's like trying to kiss Shakespeare!"
"CEASE THIS DISCUSSION OWEN, IT WAS I WHO WAS QUESTIONED, NOT YOU!"
pros:
- no clue. LMAO
cons:
- hes a old, confused man.
- goes into his brain and cant respomd verbally or in any way for a longgg time
- has dementia
Pros:
- He is wise in all of ancient China.
- He is a cultured man with a polite demeanor.
- He has the ability to turn into a dragon.
- He will keep you safe as long as you are on his good side.
Cons:
- He is VERY unkempt. Okay, the hair is probably excusable because the disheveled hair makes him look cooler, but DUDE- Your nails and toenails should NOT A: Look brown, and B: Be that long- You're going to make a simple roundhouse kick turn into a stab wound, dude-
- He is a dragon. He could eat you.
- You'll probably get eaten.
- Repeat the two lines above this line until you realize that maybe dating a dragon could have some serious consequences.