“Some pros and cons huh? Well, there aren’t really any cons. The pros are that Ill take you on many adventures, and you will be super rich. Do not listen to my exes, they don’t know what they’re talking about. Im also super smart, and have the whole apocalypse under control… Oh, so you NEED a con, well, im an EX criminal, an EX thief!!!”
just saw this on tumblr and thought it'd be hilarious to consider for anyone/everyone!!!
so instead of getting asked, just go ahead and post who you're talking about and their pros and cons!
bonus points if your character answers this IC. (cause we all know some of these OCs are huge liars and boasters lol)
Pros
• Would be a huge cuddlebug
• Would always have his partner’s back, no matter what
• Saves the BEST items he scavenges for them, instead of selling them off
• Would treat them like absolute royalty
• Very open minded, will try anything and be understanding to everything (THAT ISNT OUTRIGHT ILLEGAL OR GROSS) (this goes for both intimacy and just general stuff)
• Omnisexual‼️
• Would never get jealous
Cons
• Would flirt with others, but not cheat
• Is very intimately active, would need a decent amount of that (he’d NEVER cheat or be gross though, he’d take the full blunt of it himself only)
• Gets into a lot of trouble on the streets, you MAY end up with several cops at your door frequently 😭
• Kind of a douche to bigger guys, but at the same time can’t defend himself well physically; WILL get beaten up
• Gets a lot of nightmares, might wake up screaming
Neutrals (depends on their type)
• Will mock them lovingly
• He’s…. A bottom
• Can be needy at times
• He is a substance user
• Gets into egregious amounts of wacky shenanigans; them and him would have several misadventures
• He is a literal demon, I wouldn’t recommend him to overly religious people 😭
IC
“Pros and cons?? *snRK* Alright, s’not a business meeting. Aaaanyway… I guess if you’re not exclusive, go for it! Cause like— I’ll chat anyone up. And uhh…. Sex is cool, so don’t date me if you don’t like that.. Also you can’t have any holy stuff near me, because I’ll throw up. WHAT HEY I’M not judging! I’m a demon! I will ACTUALLY DIE!!”
Pros :
- Would protect their partner at all cost
- Very open minded !
- Their partner would learn so much about bird
- She would always be there to lend a ear to their partner
Cons :
- She gets troubles with the police, like a lot
- Little to no physical contact
- She smokes , yes she makes sure to purify the smoke with her stand but still
- biblically accurate creature always around her-
Pros:
- Adventurous
- Ride or Die
- Great in the bedroom
- Sociable
- Independent
- Great fashion sense
Cons:
- Clingy
- Stubborn
- Prone to outbursts / easily feels overwhelmed
- Is a wanted criminal in several states
Pro:
+ Will share her food
+ always open for havoc and arson
+ will give you an alibi
+ great in the bedroom
Cons:
- will set something on fire. Everytime.
- would kill you if you betray her
- extremely impulsive
- would go to jail. Again
Pros:
✧ Goofy and silly, will do anything to make you laugh!
✧ Would die for you, straight up.
✧ Good cook, would cook for you.
✧ Easygoing, willing to do pretty much anything you want.
✧ Cuddly, would cuddle you for hours.
✧ Just a lovable guy who'd bend over backwards to make sure his significant other is happy.
Cons:
✧ Very competitive.
✧ Facetious, doesn't always treat things as seriously as they need to be.
✧ Kind of a sore loser.
✧ Will pout if things don't go his way.
✧ Impulsive as all hell.
✧ Notorious for oversharing, not only about himself, but about his partner.
Pros: Oh, he really likes nature, what a sweet himbo :)
Cons: A whole ass domestic terrorist because he really likes nature. You will be put on a watch list by several governments. Also, you both will technically be homeless because "Modern shelter harms the environment, babe." so... lot's of squatting in abandoned creepy factories.
But hey, totally worth it for the buff boy arms... right???
PROs -
* Rich will buy you shit
* Will kill for you
* You've gained a chief bf
CONs -
* If you're a woman, he will kill you
* obsessive
* Will most likely cheat on you
* Kills for 0% of a reason
* Hates women
Pros:
-He will shower you with love and praise you like a god.
-Surprisingly affectionate and will ask for physical contact.
-Buys you things when he can.
-A hardworker, just so he could look good to you.
-Will try to destroy everything that gets in your way
Cons:
-He is a bitter person.
-No sense of awareness and boundaries mean nothing to him.
-Takes a bite [literally eating off the flesh and skin] off the people he loves especially when it comes to intimate moments.
-Will absorb your soul.
-Might get bored of you easily.
pros:
- can and will talk for hours about architecture and other types of art
- can seranade you with cello music
cons:
- member of an eldritch royal family
- doesn't remember most of his life, might forget your name
- sometimes might get posessed by a demon and might attack you with a sword
EEEEEEE I've always wanted to do this!! okay okay,
PROS:
- really sweet, He's the type of person to give a lot of small gifts with no need too
- clingy (this can be a con too lol)
- would stick up for you
CONS:
- sassy
- weird unresolved war issues
- has a HORRIBLE memory. will def forget to pick you up from work
Pros -free eggnog -adorable face -absolute sweetheart
Cons -12 foot tall but still tries to sit in your lap -voice sounds like a husky screaming at the best of times -try explaining this to your parents
pros :
- vry devoted and loyal, kind of a simp tbh
- actually a loving person if given patience lol
- would do anything to protect u and provide for u
- he's a skilled metalworker and artist, and could make cute stuff for u,,,
- would die for u
cons :
- has a lot of baggage, not only in the emotional sense, and maybe just a few vry dangerous enemies lmao
- a bit of a control freak oops lol
- his duty may (vry often) take priority in his time
- being stupidly long lived, the immediate future (and often present) do not have a lot of meaning to him
- would die for u lol