Pros and Cons of dating your OC

PROS

- Willing to fight for you.

- Can easily carry you princess style.

- Looks cold but will happily snuggle up and watch what you're doing.

- Always looks out for you, even if it's a little odd what she recommends. 

CONS

- Prone to spiraling into panic attacks.

- Will call you at random hours in the night to maddeningly ramble about her latest conspiracy theory.

- Has a caffeine addiction and drinks often to calm her nerves. 

pros :
- Knows how to have a good time and lighten the mood
- Will buy you nice things with money he totally got legitimately (/s)
- Can read situations pretty well
- Pretty intelligent and charming
cons :
- Wish your cursed and evil items goodbye. He's eating them.
- No self control. Has a drinking & gambling problem
- You'll have to constantly be worried about his patron watching you like a fucking hawk
- lowkey a kleptomaniac

Pros:

• Deer cuddles
• You're dating the (adopted) son of the best overlord ever! (Alastor <33)
• Alastor could become your dad-in-law! I'd date someone if it means that in a heartbeat- if he wasn't already my dad. Because then that would be dating a sibling...ew.
• I know how to bake and cook
• You get to be featured on my podcast!
• Jambalaya for every occasion! (Please help, our fridge is stuffed with Jambalaya from how many occasions there has been recently)
• I am very loving and loyal.
• Endless praise
• Did I mention that my dad is rich?
• Dad offers free gender-affirming surgery.

• Your fridge will be stuffed with Jambalaya
• You're dating the (adopted) son of Alastor (I have no clue how he'd react to me dating someone)
• I'm not wealthy nor an overlord myself (yet)
• Upsetting me risks you into becoming one with the jambalaya (or other meals)
• I get too cuddly in the Autumn. It's a deer thing...
• You'll hear so many lovely stories about grandma, but you'll never get to meet her. :(
• I'm a major papa's boy.
• My antlers are fake.
• Did I mention that my dad is a violent madman? And he might try to make you sell your soul for the "privilege" of dating me?

Pros:

• Protective.
• Loyal.
• Affectionate.
• Will make sure your needs are met.

• Bad at expressing emotions.
• Hot headed.
• Generally reclusive.
• Easily jealous.

pros:

cons:

pros

-very silly

-will cut up fruit into fun shapes 4 u

-patient & loving

-beautiful hair

-will bring salamanders home 4 u

cons

-religious trauma

-will make fun of u constantly and say womp womp to everything

-weed makes him vomit

-very dumb

-will track dirt into the house

pros: overwhelming love for humanity

cons: coffee & tobacco breakfast 🧎

dating a headless genie? The only con I can think of is that he’s too nice, I would break his heart

Pros:

• Rich!
• Random paintings of yourself.
• A free pet Raven.
• Loyal af.
• Sleepy cuddles.
• Extra pillows, stuffed animals and blankets.
• Extremely protective.
• Random gifts ranging from jewelry to that really cool rock he found.

Cons:

• A free pet Raven
• He has trouble talking about his feelings.
• But he can psycho analyze you instead.
• The last cookie will always belong to him.
• Hates the cold, terrified of fire.
• He's a workaholic.
• Work takes him away from home for days.
• Don't expect him to do any chores besides cleaning.
• Prickly as a cactus sometimes, and completely indifferent the rest.

Pros:

-Great listener

-Extremely reliable when it comes to having your back (Most of the time)

-Will actually take a bullet for you

-Can cook well

-Strong, can lift most people even if they're larger than her

Cons:

-Emotionally distant at times

-Extremely dependent, constantly seeking approval and affection

-Will get very jealous of anyone else in your life

-Not loyal, if one of the very few friends she has tells her to get rid of you she won't hesitate

-Way too invested in her job, will often be gone for months on missions.

Pros:

• You don't know what it means to be spoiled rotten until you allow him to dote on you fr
• Big softie, very cuddly, loves to be pet & will pet you right back
• King of reciprocation
• Can bring you just about anything your heart desires, no matter how outlandish it might be
• Big. Lorge, even. Giant demigod bf say what

• Will propose to you until you say yes, starting on the first date
• Mostly just interested in procreation, not ideal if you don't want kids
  • All of his kids are born monsters, so if you do want kids, your newborn might eat you. </3
• Literally not allowed to commit any act of violence, which means that he cannot and will not protect you if you're attacked by something/someone
• Not actually capable of human emotions, just really good at mimicking them
• Will bring creepy crawlies into the house - bugs, snakes, frogs, etc. - and nothing you do will stop him

Pros:

• He's a knight, he'll protect you 
• Loves peaches. 
• Active - enjoys a good workout 
• Big on the outdooors
• Isn't afraid to get his hands dirty (hardworking!)
  
  
  Cons:
• Strongly dislikes dressing up fancy - would rather be comfortable
• VERY hotheaded and arrogant
• Very focused on being a knight
• Constantly feels like he has to prove himself
• Doesn't really have great manners
   

Pros:

Hot

Will shower you with gifts

Funny

Can cook well

Cons:

Literally a serial killer.

Cannibal

Manipulative

Parties too much

Collects skulls

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(She is literally a red walking flag. 🚩)

pros: would destroy the universe for you, loyal

cons: cannot get along with anyone, majorly disagreeable, highly opinionated and unromantic 

IC:

”I’m perfect in every way. The only con is that my partner couldn’t stand next to me, I’m too good.”

Pros

- romantical

- take you in a fancy restaurant

- protective 

- fuckass richman 

- loyal and tries to make you feel comfortable as possible 

- has a sweet tooth especially for chocolates

- would deeply care for you if manage understand him 

Cons:

- sassy/dramatic

- sometimes gets too bossy

- busy with his job most of his time 

- gets angry if u make his suit dirty or mess his hair