Granted! You get more rats. Thousands more rats.
I wish I had the ability locate anything I wanted.
The premise is simple. The post above you wishes for something. Your goal is to make them regret wishing for it by adding some unforeseen consequence.
For example, if I said "I wish I had an apple," some good responses would be:
- "Granted, but it has worms in it."
- "Granted, but it's rotten."
- "Granted, but it was a poison apple."
The rules are also simple:
1. Answers must relate to the wish in some way. If someone wishes for an apple, you can't drop a huge boat on them.
2. You must post your own wish after your answer.
3. You cannot respond to yourself. Borrowing from other games, a good rule of thumb is 24 hours and one person or three people in any amount of time.
4. Be creative! An unforeseen consequence doesn't have to be negative! The consequences just have to make the wisher regret their wish. If someone wishes for an apple, give them an apple surrounded by thousands of watermelons.
5. No rude behavior or harassment. I've never seen it happen, but let's not be a bunch of rascals please.
I wish for a Sylveon to be my lifelong companion.
granted, but you only find out whenever you don't need it.
----
I wish people would acTuaLly refer to me as a nonbinary mushroom >:((
Granted! Now you're so charismatic that people won't leave you alone, ever.
---
I wish I had those Death Note shinigami eyes that show you people's names when you look at them
Granted! You now squack at things for no reason!
I wish I could double-dutch. (Jump rope technique.)
Granted, except jumpropes are now illegal. Whoops, better hope you practice secretly!
………………………
I wish I could see in the dark.