Granted, but everyone feels the symptoms 24/7
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I wish it wasn't so cold already
The premise is simple. The post above you wishes for something. Your goal is to make them regret wishing for it by adding some unforeseen consequence.
For example, if I said "I wish I had an apple," some good responses would be:
- "Granted, but it has worms in it."
- "Granted, but it's rotten."
- "Granted, but it was a poison apple."
The rules are also simple:
1. Answers must relate to the wish in some way. If someone wishes for an apple, you can't drop a huge boat on them.
2. You must post your own wish after your answer.
3. You cannot respond to yourself. Borrowing from other games, a good rule of thumb is 24 hours and one person or three people in any amount of time.
4. Be creative! An unforeseen consequence doesn't have to be negative! The consequences just have to make the wisher regret their wish. If someone wishes for an apple, give them an apple surrounded by thousands of watermelons.
5. No rude behavior or harassment. I've never seen it happen, but let's not be a bunch of rascals please.
I wish for a Sylveon to be my lifelong companion.
Granted but you now have dyslexia that activates when you write it
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I wish i knew how to carve pumpkins like a pro
Granted, but now you don't have hands, you must find a way to draw without them.
I wish I could actually do decent art in the first place.
Granted! Now everyone expects you to do a larger amount and higher quality of work at all times.
I wish that I was a cat.
Granted, but now your voice cracks embarrassingly every time you do so
I wish I wasn't scared of heights