The premise is simple. The post above you wishes for something. Your goal is to make them regret wishing for it by adding some unforeseen consequence.
For example, if I said "I wish I had an apple," some good responses would be:
- "Granted, but it has worms in it."
- "Granted, but it's rotten."
- "Granted, but it was a poison apple."
1. Answers must relate to the wish in some way. If someone wishes for an apple, you can't drop a huge boat on them.
2. You must post your own wish after your answer.
3. You cannot respond to yourself. Borrowing from other games, a good rule of thumb is 24 hours and one person or three people in any amount of time.
4. Be creative! An unforeseen consequence doesn't have to be negative! The consequences just have to make the wisher regret their wish. If someone wishes for an apple, give them an apple surrounded by thousands of watermelons.
5. No rude behavior or harassment. I've never seen it happen, but let's not be a bunch of rascals please.
I wish for a Sylveon to be my lifelong companion.
[edit: got sniped, no worries all fixed now!] Granted, but you now live in Antarctica
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I wish I was proficient in fighting with a battle axe.
Granted, but you make amazing designs and can't keep any of them
I wish I had an amazing singing voice
Granted, but whenever you’re not singing you sound like Alvin the Chipmunk on helium.
I wish I had the motivation to do more art-related activities.
granted but you have no art supplies
I wish I could be a professional dancer
EDIT: Dude, that is too real omg *wheeze* :'D
Granted, but it’s actually a prairie dog!
I wish monster energy drink could actually turn people into monsters despite the laws of this mundane universe forbidding us from having fun