Corrupt a Wish!

Posted 4 years, 6 months ago by ARMed-Drifter-Ember

The premise is simple. The post above you wishes for something. Your goal is to make them regret wishing for it by adding some unforeseen consequence.

For example, if I said "I wish I had an apple," some good responses would be:

  • "Granted, but it has worms in it."
  • "Granted, but it's rotten."
  • "Granted, but it was a poison apple."
The rules are also simple:

1. Answers must relate to the wish in some way. If someone wishes for an apple, you can't drop a huge boat on them.
2. You must post your own wish after your answer.
3. You cannot respond to yourself. Borrowing from other games, a good rule of thumb is 24 hours and one person or three people in any amount of time.
4. Be creative! An unforeseen consequence doesn't have to be negative! The consequences just have to make the wisher regret their wish. If someone wishes for an apple, give them an apple surrounded by thousands of watermelons.
5. No rude behavior or harassment. I've never seen it happen, but let's not be a bunch of rascals please.

I wish for a Sylveon to be my lifelong companion.

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TheGreenSnek

Granted, but you blew up along with the Death Star.


I wish it was summer vacation already!

HardyLark

[edit: got sniped, no worries all fixed now!] Granted, but you now live in Antarctica 

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I wish I was proficient in fighting with a battle axe.

celestiials

Granted, but the axe is alive and refuses to cooperate!

I wish for a box of macarons!

KingOswald

Granted, but they're spoiled

I wish I was a cartoon character

IronyMobile

Granted, but it's only temporary.

I wish I had coffee.

ObscureInk

Granted, but it's decaff

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I wish I was with my girlfriend


HistoryAddict

granted but now you fall whenever you stand up


i wish i had ideas for adopts

007

Granted, but you make amazing designs and can't keep any of them


I wish I had an amazing singing voice

hallowgeier

Granted, but whenever you’re not singing you sound like Alvin the Chipmunk on helium.

I wish I had the motivation to do more art-related activities.

RatKingUmi

granted but you have no art supplies


I wish I could be a professional dancer


EDIT: Dude, that is too real omg *wheeze* :'D

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CorbinEntity

Granted, but it’s actually a prairie dog!


I wish monster energy drink could actually turn people into monsters despite the laws of this mundane universe forbidding us from having fun

HardyLark

Granted, but your monster form is only 2 in tall.

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I wish I could cast spells like a dnd Paladin!

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