Granted, but there is no keyboard-
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I wish I had better art /pos
The premise is simple. The post above you wishes for something. Your goal is to make them regret wishing for it by adding some unforeseen consequence.
For example, if I said "I wish I had an apple," some good responses would be:
- "Granted, but it has worms in it."
- "Granted, but it's rotten."
- "Granted, but it was a poison apple."
The rules are also simple:
1. Answers must relate to the wish in some way. If someone wishes for an apple, you can't drop a huge boat on them.
2. You must post your own wish after your answer.
3. You cannot respond to yourself. Borrowing from other games, a good rule of thumb is 24 hours and one person or three people in any amount of time.
4. Be creative! An unforeseen consequence doesn't have to be negative! The consequences just have to make the wisher regret their wish. If someone wishes for an apple, give them an apple surrounded by thousands of watermelons.
5. No rude behavior or harassment. I've never seen it happen, but let's not be a bunch of rascals please.
I wish for a Sylveon to be my lifelong companion.
granted, but now you're so good at art, that it goes beyond the human comprehension and is unable to be seen by the human eye
I wish wasps didn't exist
granted, but there's a species even worse than wasp and bees combined.
i wish I couldn't feel sadness
granted, but they are small and you wouldn't be able to fly with them
I wish I could be in my OCs universe
Granted, but it's alive and blames you for bringing it into existence.
I wish I had the ability to shapeshift
"Granted! Too bad it's so low no one can hear it!"
"hmm, I wish I had an gamer setup. that'd be epic"