Corrupt a Wish!

Posted 4 years, 7 months ago by ARMed-Drifter-Ember

The premise is simple. The post above you wishes for something. Your goal is to make them regret wishing for it by adding some unforeseen consequence.

For example, if I said "I wish I had an apple," some good responses would be:

  • "Granted, but it has worms in it."
  • "Granted, but it's rotten."
  • "Granted, but it was a poison apple."
The rules are also simple:

1. Answers must relate to the wish in some way. If someone wishes for an apple, you can't drop a huge boat on them.
2. You must post your own wish after your answer.
3. You cannot respond to yourself. Borrowing from other games, a good rule of thumb is 24 hours and one person or three people in any amount of time.
4. Be creative! An unforeseen consequence doesn't have to be negative! The consequences just have to make the wisher regret their wish. If someone wishes for an apple, give them an apple surrounded by thousands of watermelons.
5. No rude behavior or harassment. I've never seen it happen, but let's not be a bunch of rascals please.

I wish for a Sylveon to be my lifelong companion.

-Pareidolia-

Granted, however, you will get overloaded with fans and companies will beg for you to design for them!


I wish I could stop worrying about every little thing.

Audlien

Granted, but now you don't worry enough.


I wish that I could let myself take naps.

PUPSIK

Granted but you will never be full of energy


I wish i owned a bakery

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Ikie

Granted, but your devices always lagged out/game crashing.

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I wish that im rich.

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IronyMobile

Granted, but discourse is almost always about food.

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I wish that it might snow eventually?

1748

Granted, but it snows somewhere else and not where you're currently living. 


I wish that I could be more productive. 

brineshrimp

Granted but you spent those productivity to something completely unrelated with whatever you needed to do.

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I wish I can hibernate

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moving-accounts-26

granted, but only a very specific and expensive kind of car

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i wish i could sleep

Moxxie

Granted, but it's during the day.

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I wish I could draw better

IronyMobile

Granted, but what you draw somehow results off-subject.


I wish I could focus.