Corrupt a Wish!

Posted 4 years, 7 months ago by ARMed-Drifter-Ember

The premise is simple. The post above you wishes for something. Your goal is to make them regret wishing for it by adding some unforeseen consequence.

For example, if I said "I wish I had an apple," some good responses would be:

  • "Granted, but it has worms in it."
  • "Granted, but it's rotten."
  • "Granted, but it was a poison apple."
The rules are also simple:

1. Answers must relate to the wish in some way. If someone wishes for an apple, you can't drop a huge boat on them.
2. You must post your own wish after your answer.
3. You cannot respond to yourself. Borrowing from other games, a good rule of thumb is 24 hours and one person or three people in any amount of time.
4. Be creative! An unforeseen consequence doesn't have to be negative! The consequences just have to make the wisher regret their wish. If someone wishes for an apple, give them an apple surrounded by thousands of watermelons.
5. No rude behavior or harassment. I've never seen it happen, but let's not be a bunch of rascals please.

I wish for a Sylveon to be my lifelong companion.

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InvalidOS

Granted, you are now an emotionless industrial robot

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I wish for 100 mL of calcium metabisulfite (CaO5S2) solution to be delivered to my doorstep at exactly 6:31pm GMT-4 on January 4, 2022. 

IronyMobile

Granted, but it was abruptly pilfered.


I wish for something indefinite.

Moxxie

Granted, but it becomes worse quality over time

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I wish to not to have to wear glasses

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InvalidOS

Granted. You now have no mouth.


I wish for decent hearing so I won't be plagued by tinnitus anymore.

Moxxie

Granted, but it's only useful at the least necessary moments ;( (I hope that gets less irritating btw!!)

I wish I could shoot arrows as well as Hawkeye

IronyMobile

Granted, but you may never retrieve your arrows from orbit.

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I wish for more time to waste.

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InvalidOS

Granted. Due to potential effects on causality, this wish has been undone, as it is a mistake.


I wish for a single blade of grass in a random field in Uzbekistan to explode with the force of 1 stick of dynamite.

OnyxTheSkywing

Granted. But a note is left in the crater of who made the wish

I wish to be able to turn into a dragon whenever I want

Wye

Granted, but  it will take an entire month or an entire year to transform back into a human, depending on how much you do dragon stuffs.

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I wish i was an assassin