Granted, but you always teleport to the wrong place instead of where you wanted to go
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I wish I could have the power to become invisible
The premise is simple. The post above you wishes for something. Your goal is to make them regret wishing for it by adding some unforeseen consequence.
For example, if I said "I wish I had an apple," some good responses would be:
- "Granted, but it has worms in it."
- "Granted, but it's rotten."
- "Granted, but it was a poison apple."
The rules are also simple:
1. Answers must relate to the wish in some way. If someone wishes for an apple, you can't drop a huge boat on them.
2. You must post your own wish after your answer.
3. You cannot respond to yourself. Borrowing from other games, a good rule of thumb is 24 hours and one person or three people in any amount of time.
4. Be creative! An unforeseen consequence doesn't have to be negative! The consequences just have to make the wisher regret their wish. If someone wishes for an apple, give them an apple surrounded by thousands of watermelons.
5. No rude behavior or harassment. I've never seen it happen, but let's not be a bunch of rascals please.
I wish for a Sylveon to be my lifelong companion.
Granted! But you can only do it for 10 minutes each 24 hours..
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I wish to play Minecraft with my friendsÂ
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Granted, but instead of being Big Floppa, you are Little Floppa and the internet knows nothing about you.
I wish to be a youtuber
Granted,But nobody knows your channel.
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I wish i had a coca cola.
granted. snow is anomalously falling from the ceiling inside of your room. it is getting on all the furniture and it does not stop
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i wish to be lovedÂ
Granted, but now you're so focused on one thing that you spend your entire day working on it.
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I wish my room was clean.
granted, but the government confiscates it immediately and sends it in for biological testing.
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i wish i had longer hair.
Granted, but they all turn hostile to you and chase you down.
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I wish i get a newborn puppy born with open eyes ;-;
Granted, but it can never close them.
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I wish my cat would stop eating my stuff.