Granted but it's a double rainbow.
I wish for something.
The premise is simple. The post above you wishes for something. Your goal is to make them regret wishing for it by adding some unforeseen consequence.
For example, if I said "I wish I had an apple," some good responses would be:
- "Granted, but it has worms in it."
- "Granted, but it's rotten."
- "Granted, but it was a poison apple."
The rules are also simple:
1. Answers must relate to the wish in some way. If someone wishes for an apple, you can't drop a huge boat on them.
2. You must post your own wish after your answer.
3. You cannot respond to yourself. Borrowing from other games, a good rule of thumb is 24 hours and one person or three people in any amount of time.
4. Be creative! An unforeseen consequence doesn't have to be negative! The consequences just have to make the wisher regret their wish. If someone wishes for an apple, give them an apple surrounded by thousands of watermelons.
5. No rude behavior or harassment. I've never seen it happen, but let's not be a bunch of rascals please.
I wish for a Sylveon to be my lifelong companion.
Granted, but something pokes your hands as you touch it, turned out to be a porcupine.
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I wish to go to the Land Of Make Believe (Daniel Tiger's Neighborhood)
Granted, but they're all adults now and nothings make believe and they all have too high of rent
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I wish to drop kick babies
Granted! Unfortunately, you’re stuck hacking up a hairball
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I wish I had a camera capable of taking clear photos of the moon!
Granted, but you have to be careful like the winged myth figure who got burned by the sun.
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I wish to go to Joey Drew Studios.
Granted, but you realize when you get there its Drew Joey studios!
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I wish to stop procrastinating on making Jest
Granted! Unfortunately, your entire right arm is now a cactus
I wish my body didn’t need to sleep at all for optimal functioning
Granted, but you're not tired because you took a long nap.
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I wish I had a rich house