Spoiler: Cursing, mention of (too much) alcohol
Well, that dream was WILD. He hadn't slept in ages and now everything seemed to be more intense. Especially the weird feeling in his head when he woke up again. Did he drink too much? Wait, that wouldn't have had any effect on him. Which was still really fucking sad. But again, that was not an explanation for feeling weird.
The first thing he realized when looking down on himself was that his skin wasn't as pasty as he was used to. "The hell?" he mumbled when he noticed some weird earthworm-like thing hanging down his side. "Thefuck are you?" Well, within a second he learned that pulling on it hurt like a bitch and that there were a) two of them and b) they were attached to his head. Maybe his eyesight got a little worse as well? Although that might just be his usual disoriented morning-self.
ANYWAY time to go look into a mirror because his body was feeling stranger by the second. Slowly he made his way to the huge mirror in the hallway, bumping into pretty much everything in his way because his eyes had gotten worse indeed. "Geee, what the fuck?" Was the first thing that came out of his mouth when he finally saw his 'new' body. What even was that mouth? Was he actually able to speak or did he just think the words? Looked kind of cool though. "Bruh, I hope you're not in here, I'm sorry for... taking over your body? That's fucking weird. Hasn't happened like that before." This was just weird. And what was up with his neck? "Man, I'm too tired for this." the guy decided, slowly shambling towards the kitchen. Time for some cereal! Which was a terrible idea, as he would soon find out.
(Edit for quick clarification: I'm using he/him pronouns bc it's his perspective!)
v Aaaaa this is so clever, I love it!! The different feeling with his "blood" is actually a really great idea?? Also Crow is such a cool character, I love his comments. :"D