Make a news headline for the above OC!

Posted 6 years, 11 months ago (Edited 6 years, 10 months ago) by  Aspen unused-account

//sweats

I made another game

so the goal of this is to write a funny news headline about something the above OC would likely do! For example, if I played Dax, the headline could be "Drunk Rockstar Yells From Roof About His Girlfriend"!

Please don't do low-effort responses!


But his tongue is naturally blue XD

Edit: (oh sorry ;;v;;)

Naria Kaneko YunaNoire

" 'I Am Not A Cryptid' Claims Pyramid Headed Man With Squawking Scythe"

Zachary Merula Lemonburgers

"Demon Summoner Programs Literal Life Hacks into her Phone."

themilksnake

"What Can YOU Learn From This Military Goose? Learn to Be Quick and Confident in 3 Easy Steps"

 ☆ Robin southrobin

"Local edgy teen becomes town gift giver!"

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SHE WOULD. THANK.

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Alex Raneri Lonestarcelt

"Unknown Explosion Occurs In The Middle Of Nowhere: Suspect Last Seen With Pink Scarf And Knife" 

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Techno Xhat

 "International Superstar And Idol Falls Off Stage, Right Into A Horde Of Screaming Fans"

Memphis Jolsma

Techno loves to sing " Allumez le feeeuuu " of Johnny Hallyday ( in english " start the fiiiiirrrrree " ) when she sees something burns.


 

IT'S LITTERALLY THAT, LOL.

Pochi unused-account

"Angel buys out every fashion store, nearly puts mall out of buisness"


//CHOKES

YEp

Marie Crevan Lemonburgers

"Local Girl Chases After Thrown Sticks and Barks at Trees in a National Park"


"Isn't that better now that you don't have the risk of a Cease and Desist, reporter?"

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SystemRaboot

"Watch This Heartwarming Clip Of This Out Of Date Robot Continuing To Jam Out To Sick Tunes"

sam D. Ammana Power-of-panda

"Young woman's hair confused for grass,local garden inthuissst says he didn't know it was a person there "