Skinner was a simple man. He saw a bird, and he went apeshit; and unfortunately, this applied the slightest bit too well to creatures who just so happened to be part-bird, as the chubby griffin exemplified in the middle-aged man's eyes.
"Aren't you adorable?" asked the aristocrat with a grin while hopping around the beast with perhaps too much pep in his step, "I haven't seen anything like you before, if I have to be honest with you. What's a fellow like yourself doing out here?" Which... Probably didn't mean much given that Skinner was only really well-versed in birds and bugs; he was a hopeless case at everything else related to biology. Mammals, medicine, psychology... Okay, maybe not psychology. But he did probably read one textbook and think he somehow knew everything about the subject, so he shouldn't get too much credit there...
Maybe?
He carefully reached a hand out to brush his fingers against the animal's cheek, but... Honestly, all things considered, Skinner was probably going to have his hand bitten. The creature in question was nothing like the domestic cats he saw prowling the streets every so often, or the pigeons he fed at the park; there was, in fact, an exotic element to this griffin, and it wasn't just because the beast happened to be a combination of both of these animals!
"Wait, just give me a moment," interjected the aristocrat before digging around in one of his pockets and pulling out... A bag of birdseed? Skinner. Are you sure he's not a carnivore? Or a bird that can't pick up seeds based on the curvature of his beak? Welp. Only one way to find out... He decided to pick out a handful of seeds, then toss them onto the ground for the creature to peck at.
Even after taking a step back, Skinner grinned and asked, "See? Do you like it? It's formulated to make sure you receive the best nutrition possible. It's only logical that something like yourself should be given adequate care, yes?" Wait. Did this fucker want the griffin as a pet? He already had a bird at home, as well as a wife and daughter. Was it worth the risk? "There's different types of morsels in there," he explained further with a hum, "like... Barley, rice... I think there's some millet in there too. But wait..." Sticking his hand in the bag again, he shuffled it around for a few seconds before hauling out a surprisingly huge ass piece of honeycomb. With the honey still dripping from it. Hammerspace was weird.
Holding it up in the air like a prized artifact, Skinner declared with a proud grin, "Ta-da! I told you it'd be interesting! Or... At least surprising!" He gave the honeycomb a shake before carefully offering it to the creature. "So, if you want... You can take it. I bought it from a farmer, but my wife doesn't really like that sort of thing... So you can have it if you want! The larvae are still in it and everything! A balanced meal for a lovely fellow like yourself!"
finally, Rochester gets some love in this thread. thank you fizz for the food- 👀
here's a pretty long follow-up™️.... she can have several existential crises for kicks.
Rochester stared down at the cards before chuckling and grunting, “Oh, come on, Jack. It’s not that hard of a game if you know what you’re doing.” Was it now? She eyed him carefully while clicking her tongue against her palate, a frown on her face while she scanned his typical gloomy expression. “I could teach you if you want, but as always, there’s always a different reason why you’re here. First Mary, then some damn instrument, now… This-” The middle-aged woman trailed off to laugh wryly.
“Wait a minute!”
She set her deck on the table, fully showing the faces, before laughing and proclaiming, “Oh, come on, Jack! You’re the one who keeps finding me much of the time. I have no reason to be associated with you so often, and yet…” The scientist gestured vaguely with her hands while a small smile became visible on her visage. “... Here you are.” Rochester paused, then leaned back in her seat ever so casually. Good for her.
“You don’t completely hate me now, do you?” asked the middle-aged woman with a raised brow and playful smirk, “Otherwise-” Her voice suddenly became tense again. So much for trying to lighten the mood. Sitting herself straight again, Rochester folded her hands together and nodded. “... Yes, there is something fishy, but about what are you exactly talking about?”
And that was when her heart skipped at least several beats - when Skinner and Brown were brought up. Both of them! But especially Brown…
“I…” Rochester started with a slight crack in her voice, before shaking her head and grunting, “I mean… I would expect her to gain some influence from her husband, not that she’s been willing to accept it. But Skinner is one persistent son of a bitch, and he’d fucking do anything to keep her under his control. If one had to be worse, it’s definitely him. It’s… Definitely him-” Her muscles tensed further when the rumors surrounding her former intern’s disappearance were brought up. How she had run away from the household after a supposed argument with Skinner that day. Rochester didn’t know the details, and yet she felt two clashing forces inside of her. One part of her commended Brown’s courage, that she was finally able to get away from this situation; however, the other was… Worried, to say the least.
Jack was right. What would a proper lady like Brown be doing out in the woods? Sure, she had learned some basic survival skills when working under Rochester, but what if Skinner had quashed them? What if she had deliberately forgotten them to spite her, after all that she did? Surely, if she had no place to stay, then she’d certainly be dead- But then Rochester looked up and saw the detective smiling.
“Hm?” the older woman remarked before- She released a breath she had no idea she had been holding. Brown was safe after all. Thank the skies for that… Rochester’s eyes softened while they settled on the winning set of cards.
“That’s good, at least. At least you’re being careful with her,” mused Rochester tenderly with the slightest smile, “I don’t know what mental state she’d be in after that marriage, but… You know, anything is better as long as she’s out of there. Away from him. Obviously, don’t take my word for granted, but as her former mentor figure, I can say that she’s probably going to stay in that cabin for as long as it’s safe, and the Kingsmen aren’t at her doorstep. And trust me: she’d probably prefer you over him any day. I’m pretty sure she wanted to punch him for a long time, too… I wouldn’t be surprised if she considers you a hero in a way… I’m sure she wouldn’t mind you punching him again.”
Her brows raised when her peer mentioned the deal, prompting her to lean forward slightly and mutter, “Mm?” They raised even further after he mentioned the terms. Brown would be kept safe, while she had to give up some information. Rochester’s stomach turned; she had the feeling that this probably concerned Mary, and Jack was starting to get a hunch that she was hiding something- Not that she was adept at it by any means! “I… I will consider it,” the older woman attempted to fib while folding her index fingers together, “It just depends on what information you ask from me. You said we needed to be open, right? Then why are you placing more of the burden on me than yourself?”
Rochester’s skepticism only continued when Jack started bringing up his “secret” - his isolated lifestyle, his hypercarnivorous diet… She furrowed a brow when he rolled back his sleeve and revealed a bite scar. “Fifteen years ago” her ass. It looked like it had been inflicted just a week ago, with the uniquely acrid scent, as well as how red and angry it looked. Still, attempting to bite down her emotions, she looked up at him and nodded.
“I see.”
“I’ve heard of them, admittedly,” confessed Rochester to Jack with a raised brow, “but I’ve never seen one myself. Thanks for telling me, though.” Gee. That was one way to frame it. She was, however, startled when he told her he could detect the scent of applesauce on her - priorities, priorities. With widened eyes, she nodded and affirmed, “Yes… It did have cinnamon.” Great. So her former intern was going to be stuck with a potentially dangerous man now? Rochester bit down on her lip but heaved out a sigh.
A rock and a hard place, a rock and a hard place…
“I don’t specialize in the supernatural,” Rochester corrected him with a frown, “I only focus on what I can see, what I can touch. I study wolves, bears, and mice. Not…” She gestured vaguely at the sleeve that concealed his bite wound. “... Not that. Not even my girlfriend would be much help, so you’re kind of out of luck there.” Rochester, however, did pause while furrowing her brows and folding her hands together.
“Though… Admittedly… I think I’ve heard of a plant known as a curative for pretty much any sickness out there… Obviously, I think it’s bullshit. But if werewolves can exist, then so can this fucking mythical plant. I don’t know the name - because I don’t study legends. I, however, can eavesdrop on some of the townsfolk’s conversations if you’d like. I’m sure they’d know more about it than me, really.”