IS YOUR OC THE FASHION POLICE? DOES YOUR OC NOT UNDERSTAND MODERN ART (FASHION) well this is the thread you need

an oc from a medieval setting probably won't understand why a futuristic idol is dressed like that, but the clash should be entertaining enough!!

rules:

  • POST IC!! this is an IC only game!!!
  • follow the site's rules lol
  • ocs can be rude but don't be hurtful on purpose
  • don't even take this so seriously. i mean you can take it seriously but the example above is pretty funny, so w/e this is just for fun
  • don't drop a short answer that's all, 2 sentences minimum >:(
if you want, the oc can explain why they're dressed that way or why they like it, or you can explain it OOC if it's necessary for the person below to know
Sanguine PolarisStorm

Guys, please don't let Sanguine drink, he'll flirt with another boomer 99% of the time. Spoiled for possible length!

What’s the worst place for an accidental second meeting between two boomer criminals? A bar. Especially because Sanguine’s fucking drunk as hell.

“Oh, hey,” he slurred out as he spotted Roswell, and walked up to him like it was nobody’s business. “Didn’t, uh… Expect to see you here. What are you doing? Getting drunk, I suppose? Same.” He chuckled a little, taking a sip of the wine he had in his hand. “I was supposed to spend the night here with somebody I know, but alas… He couldn’t come tonight. He has his own personal reasons, and though I’m not happy that he couldn’t come, I love him, so I’m not gonna, you know, complain or anything…” He looked down a moment, thinking about Cyan and Topaz, then abruptly looked back up to Ros with a flirtatious smile. Oh God. Sanguine, don’t.

“You know, since they aren’t here, and they’d be chill with it anyway if they were… Have I ever told you that you look absolutely handsome? Maybe that’s just the wine talking, but fuck it, I’m too drunk to care. I uh… Think you look incredible, you know? Your clothes look great on you and shit. It makes you kinda look, uh, like a pirate. Which fits, since you are a thief and shit. You wear the look well.” He paused for another moment, this time to take a large bag of Doritos out of the backpack he had brought with him to munch on. After he ate a couple of those, he then continued, “Well, anyway, if you and you handsome pirate clothes would like to, I’d like to get to know you a little better, hm? So… Perhaps you would like to go to a restaurant or some shit with me? Don’t worry, I’ll pay for everything. If not, that’s cool! I'm not gonna force you to do anything. I forget that, uh, monogamous people exist sometimes, and I don’t exactly know if you’re in a relationship… Or at least, I can’t remember. Well, fuck it. If that’s the case… You can always tell me about your relationships, hmm? I love a nice love story, and fuck, it shows.” He then turned his attention to the bag of chips, and then muttered with a full mouth, “On a different note, how’s business?”


Sanguine rambles about morality and love for 787 words. Spoiled for length!

Really, Sanguine didn’t exactly need any opinions on his choice of dress. It wasn’t like he actually cared. He knew he looked great, and even if he didn’t, he wouldn’t change a thing. Nevertheless, that was what he had decided to change the conversation to, mainly because he worried that the main thing making Brown tense was that he mainly discussed murder around her. He didn’t know what else it could be at this point, so he may as well figure out if discussing more general topics helps with that.

Nevertheless, he stayed completely silent as Brown talked, only nodding along to show that he was listening and invested in the conversation. He didn’t want it to seem like he was interrupting, so he waited until he was absolutely sure that she was ready for him to respond, even though he had many, many things he wanted to say. 

And finally, once she finished her part of the discussion off by telling him to be glad that she hadn’t gotten her bird to rip his face off long ago, he replied, “I am glad, don’t worry. And I will take that as a compliment, thank you! Now, about everything you just said… I am quite dapper, I do agree. And respectable, like you said. Sometimes pretentious, but I try not to be an ass most of the time. And frankly, I don’t believe that it shows as little as you claim. Informal clothing are for business related reasons, so wearing one outside of work means that you mean business, or are a rich corporate mogul like I am. But beyond that, it doesn’t really have any real personality attached to it. That’s the beauty of it, you see? And even if all that doesn’t matter, I think suits look amazing on people anyway. They may be ‘bourgeois’, as you call it, but they’re sure as hell attractive.” 

He chuckled a bit, before continuing, “But that’s not to say I always wear suits. I tend to dress a lot more casually when I’m just at home, because only my husbands and my brother-in-law are there, so I can wear a band T-shirt that hardly fits or PJ’s if I wanted to. That asides, though… My style of dress isn’t what influences it, but we all certainly do have our secrets, hm? If The Company has taught me anything, it’s that I wouldn’t be so shocked, even if you weren’t as infamous. If pressed enough or given enough reason, anyone will kill. Even a worm will turn, you see? Someone I knew as a little baby joined somewhat recently, and though I was surprised, I could see many things in his life that would bring him to the point that he would kill just for a quick buck. That’s just one example. I could give you at least 10 more, one for each member. And you know what? I am a new type of man and prick, I believe. Everyone is their own brutal monster at heart, Brown. Nobody is truly good. Nobody is truly bad, in fact. Morals are just a man-made concept that people made for the purpose of forcing people into a belief system, and they don’t truly matter. That’s not to say I have my own, though mine is different than most. I believe love is God, and that as long as you have someone you love to weather through the storms, nothing truly matters. There is no good or bad, just feelings and concepts, and I, personally, believe love is one of the strongest and most important. Being stuck in a spot where nobody loves you is painful. I’m not just talking about romantically, either. There’s so many types of love. Romantic love, platonic love, familial love, self-love... Anyone can love anybody in any way, and that is beautiful in and of itself. Without any of that love, people break. It’s part of why I go out of my way to try and be kind to most, you know? It’s amazing what a little love and kindness can do to change someone’s life. And with all that in mind, I’m not what most people would consider ‘good’, either. I am power-hungry and a bit of an egotist, despite my kindness. I put myself and those I love first, people I personally know second, and people I have not, and likely will never meet, third. If I cared about that last group, The Company wouldn’t exist. That isn’t to say I don’t care about you, though. Does that make any sense to you, or is that a bit too much to process? I don’t blame you if it is, I did say quite a bit.”

Brown (Human) kafkaesque

Brown didn't need to know that this fellow, who had been visiting her and attempting to befriend her for who-knows-how-long at this point, had flirted with her lover and attempted to ask him out on a date. Did it even matter, though? She probably wouldn't have cared that much anyhow, and yet...

She couldn't help but raise a brow at the middle-aged man upon hearing the request... About fashion sense. Why he had to bring it up when he had focused so much on murder (an actually interesting subject for her, what a shocker) previously did certainly raise a few red flags for her, but the aristocrat was quick to shake that vague miasma of suspicion off. After all, she never exactly trusted men in the first place, let alone those who kissed up to her for whatever fucking reason, so... Maybe it was just that. Maybe she was just tense.

"Well, I know that you seem like a relatively dapper fellow now, yes?" the aristocrat finally mused aloud after an extensive silence from her part, during which she just adjusted the position of her cushions and poured herself a cup of coffee, "And dapper fellows are usually... Respectable, for the most part. There is always an air of pretentious bullshit that surrounds them, but they are respectable a lot of the time. It just sort of depends on what exactly they represent, because a suit and tie really reveals little when you're dealing with the upper classes and that type of shit. It's why the aristocrats around here wear cloaks, rather than suits. Suits, in other words, are bourgeois."

Which was probably a thinly veiled insult considering that Brown was an elitist. Eugh.

With a flutter of her lashes, Brown continued to sniff, "But maybe they can provide a coverup for that business you run..." She then paused, her nose turning up slightly as she carefully lifted the cup up to her lips. "... Or is it something else?" the aristocrat coolly inquired before taking a sip. Sure, the question was meant to be rhetorical, but... Damn. "It's okay if it is. Everyone has their secrets, hidden by plain clothes and unassuming demeanors for the most part. Hell, if my image weren't plastered in the media so often, I think you would have been shocked to figure out that someone as dainty-looking as myself killed her husband, then several other men."

"But I cannot judge either," she hummed, "I am sure that I might be fooling myself right now, but... You know..." She coughed into her sleeve. "I'm certainly not infallible if I managed to take in a lover, several not-children, and perhaps a few associates within my inner circle..." All of which she relayed casually, yet still with a reserved air, before the aristocrat leaned back in her recliner and fluttered her lashes.

"... All in spite of the fact that yes, it is true that I'm a brutal monster at heart. There is no use denying or trying to redeem that. You could be the same, or perhaps the opposite. At least you don't remind me of a pretentious aristocrat or a certain roguish rapscallion. You might as well be a new type of man, a new type of prick altogether." She chuffed and lifted up her cup of coffee with a smooth smile. "Take it as a compliment. I think I'm getting soft because I am old anyhow. Be grateful that I didn't use my bird to claw your face off a long time ago."


   - Brown after seeing that fossil, knowing that getting back into that alliance with Nathaniel is going to cause her to go into another existential crisis on whether she should vibe with Nath for fossils or be fully loyal to Roswell and hate the edgy fish.

Nathaniel Clement fizzelston

With ease, Nathaniel kept up with Brown. It had stopped snowing a day prior and all that remained was trampled gunk. That splattered if you'd step in it. Leaving gunk-marks all over the two.
"The decorating of the Old Chapel is going smoothly. Or so I've heard," the shipper said as he walked beside the smaller aristocrat.
"When was that charity gala again? Tomorrow right?" Nathaniel asked. In an interrogative tone that almost sounded genuine. Almost.
"Oof! Void knows if I get my one good jacket steamed on time," he said. A smile is audible in his voice. "I can't be seen at that party without it,' he said. Before laughing. "It would be quite the scandal. Don't you think?" the harpooner asked her. He was clearly sarcastic. As a Zeewolf (let alone it's leader!) in the Old-Chapel would make for a bigger scandal than any jacket ever could.

"You're a sharp-dressed little pup," Nathaniel continued. He gave Brown a disarming smile, as his gaze went over her outfit. The mink-fur, the heavy coat. A dress and hiker-shoes. "Extravagant."
His eyes kept resting on the mink-fur. Almost as he missed something. The Half couldn't feel the remnants of that warmth-trinket… Right?
Nathanial's ear twitched. He then smiled.
"But I don't think that you agreed to come all the way down here to talk about fashion. Besides, clothing is something the rich discuss between themselves. It's not on me to point out that you, maybe, want to reconsider your shoe-choices. Though," Nathaniel paused. Only to drag the conversation on. "They are quite handy with this snow and mud." He paused again. Then shook his head with a dismissive gesture.
"I got you something. Besides my fashion-advice " Nathaniel said. As he reached for his oil-jacket. He plucked out a small, leather-wrapped package from his inner pocket and held it out to Brown.

"It's what you ordered," he said with a sheepish grin.
"Something fossily. The stumps of a tailbone if I recall correctly," Nathaniel said. He waved the package in her direction. As if he was holding a treat in front of a dog's face.
"It was hard to get my hand on. Had to break some fingers," Nathaniel said. He fully displayed his sharp teeth, in some kind of 'smile'.
"But it felt  good to be back in the fossil trade." Break some bones to get some bones am I, right fellows.

--

a new person approaches Nate. Nate: 

“Well thank you, sir,” he said. Nathaniel pricked a smile on his face as he started to adjust his necktie.
“I got it when I was young and starry-eyed,” Nathaniel said. His hand moved from his jabot to his anchor tattoo and he frowned. “I probably cried a bit when they pressed that needle into my arm,” he said. Nathaniel then laughed.
“A spectacle?” he repeated with raised brows. “Now you’re just plainly flattering me, sir,” he jokingly added.
“A sailor?” He mouthed as he pressed his hand on his chest. “What gave it away? My boots? The tats?” Nathaniel laughed as he tipped his harpoon out of the picture with his foot.

“You’re quite the colorful character yourself hu? That red in your high-collar really makes your eyes pop,” Nathaniel pointed out. He frowned.
“Listen, friend... Is it okay if I call you a friend? You’re at the right address. I’m the person to talk to if you want to buy something you can’t find. I got a knack... For scooping out sales,” Nathaniel praised himself.
“What I’m trying to say is that I’m a smuggler. Harpooner first, smuggler second. I can get you a jabot if you’d like. Void! I can give you as many neckties as you want,” Nathaniel said.
“Just contact me okay, mister colorful. And I’ll see what I can do.” 

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Louis (Human) kafkaesque

"Oh, if I have to be honest with you, I'm certainly not down on my luck!" Louis chirped in his usual cheerful pomp, though there was that... Surprisingly uncertain trill that permeated through the positively connoted diction, as he continued, "I mean... I'm one of the most respected individuals - no, writers, if I want to be more accurate - around this region! I'm married to the love of my life and have a family to call my own. I can't just be seen as a fool, mm?"

Never mind the fact that said wife was always so cold with him, in spite of his "undying love" for her, and his son was going through his teenage edgy phase at the very young age of twenty years old. Oh, and his daughter - the crown jewel - was going to die eventually- Not that he knew the latter.

Louis puffed himself out like a pigeon, before staking to circle around the other and humming, "But I'll make one thing clear: even if you're potentially trying to hire me for the wrong purposes, I'll be the first to admit that you're a rather dapper-looking fellow now, mm? That top hat of yours..." He paused to gesture at the hat adorning the other party's head. "... It represents the peak of contemporary fashion. I'm sure plenty of rich folks would kill to have such a respectable outfit, mm?"

Louis included, actually. Sure, he wasn't exactly rich by any means... At least not compared to his friend, but...

The middle-aged man sucked down whatever envy he had brewing within him. He wasn't rich, but he wasn't poor either. Maybe he could count himself lucky that he didn't have to wear rags on a daily basis. Cotton and wool were nothing like fur or silk, but at least it wasn't burlap. The other party's fabric didn't look like burlap, and Louis could commend him for it; in fact, he was pretty sure that it looked a bit too much like silk...

Just wait until he found out that shit like polyester and nylon existed.

His posture still puffed out a bit too conspicuously, Louis churred, "Perhaps that's just part of the reason that you command so much respect now, yes? You don't only act like a leader, but you look like a leader too!" Louis skipped a step, his feet fluttering just a bit while in the air. Show off. "So, I presume," hummed the middle-aged man, "though I may not be an employee of yours, I can see myself as an, uh, equal now... Yes?" That was the first time Louis's momentum faltered, as he came to a standstill and grinned a bit sheepishly. Well then...


I'll do a follow-up for NP if I have the time!!

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Olivia salternate

Olivia batted her thick eyelashes, allowing her lips to purse at the college student in front of her. Her floppy ears slightly twitched as the younger party spoke. After she paused to rub her finger against her chin, she slightly pushed it up, allowing her jowls to fold upwards.

"You know, I'm pretty flattered that you decided to come to me for advice. I mean, I've only started making clothing recently—and for the lower class. Hm, let me see what I can do for your little film..."

After Olivia finished speaking, she twirled around on her feet—pausing to regain her balance when she almost stumbled—and began sashaying towards her desk.

"Now, one thing that's important to things like these—at least, in my own opinion—is what your main characters are wearing. They're going to need something that makes them stand out from the crowd," the canine opined, allowing her fingers to wriggle around as she spoke. After she paused to examine Aiden, she lifted up a finger and pointed at him.

"Something like that," she stated, allowing her lips to curl up while she continued to gesture at his outfit.

"It's recognizable, it makes you stand out from the crowd. That would be lovely. Though, it should be something that's...not too flashy." After cocking an eyebrow, the elder party turned around, brushing her bangs out of her eyes as she did so.

"Anyways, what do you have in mind specifically?"

Fulvous PolarisStorm

Oh God, Fulvous is here to be a bitch to people again. I’m so sorry.

“So… You’re a goddamn fashion designer, you say?” they barked at the wolf. “Your clothes sure as hell don’t make you look like it! You look the same as everyone else on the streets if you wear that shit. In my eyes, fashion is all about standing the fuck out! A supervillain can’t look the same like everyone else, because the civilians aren’t super like them! If you have a unique fashion, everyone will recognize you and you’ll have fans who adore you and your villainous deeds, as well as enemies who hate you and want to stop you, but get crushed with all of your evil plans!” They laughed, then twirled around, allowing their lab coat to flutter around. “See! Like me! If anybody looks at me, they’ll think, “Oh, that’s the evil Dr. Fulvous!” What will they think of you? What fashions will make them recognize you, Olivia? Average shit that every motherfucker wears, or super fashionable things that make you stand out? I love steampunk style, but maybe something different, but still unique, would make you stand the fuck out! Of course, no regular outfit could ever be as great as a supervillain’s outfit, like mine, but keep that in mind, Ms. Fashion Designer bitch!”


Fulvous stared at the scientist for a long time with a scowl on their face. How dare she insult the clothing of their wonderful craft of villainy? Wait, was that meant to be an insult? Either way, Fulvous didn’t like it. “It’s not ‘dress-up’! Its use is to strike fear into the hearts of my enemies and help people recognize that I’m evil! To be damn honest, I’m not sure if you’re trying to compliment or insult me, either way, fuck you.” I’m so sorry for them.

zeta-male

^ "That's okay," Adeline responds gently, "it was both."


Adeline took an audibly deep breath before broaching this. "You could afford to tone it down a little." Understatement... Adeline, who had experience regularly avoiding being called a mad scientist, found looking at Fulvous at an entirely embarrassing experience. "The lab coat and the goggles do leave an impact, but... You don't seem to have a reason to be wearing them. Right now, I mean. Which makes it come off less as impressive and more..." She seemed reluctant to let herself be so blunt: "... like dress-up." She was quiet for a few moments, then: "That's my opinion as a public figure. ... But I understand the need to be seen through how you dress. So my opinion as a person is that like it." A little shrug. "I find it bold, memorable, and, honestly, admirable." Her hidden smile showing in her tone, the masked woman gave them an approving nod.


"Right..." Adeline was clearly not sure about this interaction from the get-go. She broke, eye contact? not quite. She looked away with a hint of his laugh. "Ah, okay, I see. It's quite hot behind the masks, actually; Trust me when I say I wouldn't be wearing them if I had the choice. Muffles the voice, and, frankly, I can barely see or hear. And, of course, politeness. ... Thank you for your concern, Mister Alkaev, but if it's all the same to you and everyone's right to not lose their eyesight to the blinding cursed light that radiates from every orifice in my face, I'll be keeping them on." sadly adeline is respectable enough to explain instead of just cooperating to prove a point :(

Otto Alkaev II Vapor

"I see that you're more the... longcoat type of woman." Hmm, yes, that is a good way to start this off. As much as Otto sounded like he was in disbelief, he probably shouldn't have been, considering not only were cloaks just a step below longcoats, but also it was literally February, and it was freezing cold. Goddamn, Adeline deserved her coat, not some rich snob climbing all over her about it.

But, maybe he was trying not to mention the obvious, that being her goggles and the cloth covering the bottom half of her face. Both items made it difficult for him to discern her facial features. Well, most of her clothing did that. He took pause to look over her a few more times, filling the air with an awkward silence. Or, was it more so tense? He didn't look too pleased with what she donned, but it wasn't like he had any right to talk shit about it, because his uniform was more godawful than hers.

Not seeing one's face, however, was a tad unnerving. He couldn't admit that, either. To admit something was unnerving was showing even a sliver of fear.

At last, he broke the silence, "It's not bad, I'll say that much. Quite interesting, in fact! Cool colors are always well-appreciated, aren't they, miss? They fit any occasion. And, at least you look cozy. If not for the fact I'm already quite comfortable, I'd wear such a thing." Once more, he glanced at her bandana, losing his brief smile in favor of a puzzled frown.

"I'll just assume that's for the cold, too, and not for anything suspicious. That and your goggles." he huffed, "You should take them off for this, though, shouldn't it? It's only polite to show your face."


maybe i'll follow-up?

Roswell van Breek fizzelston

Roswell thumbed the pelt he'd been holding. His lone eye studied the rough and short fur. A skunk's. "Yer sure a man with an eye of detail," he told the hunter. Roswell looked up from the black-and-white pelt and shot his host a quick smile. "It takes a skilled 'and to perfectly flay such a lil critter," he mused. His fingers traced the fluffy tail.
"Yer can make fine boot-covers with dese," Roswell said. "We wrap dem around our riding boots in Drakenburg. Fasten dem with ropes," Roswell continued. Going as far as making a 'cord-fasting' gesture with his hands. (While still holding the pelt.)
"They block out the cold," he explained. "Keep out de snow. We do de same with hares but skunk's work better," he told Otto.
Roswell finally put the pelt back down.
"But oi don't need to tell yer all about survivin' in de cold roi?" Roswell said. He shot the nobleman a grin. One that slightly flashed his teeth. "Or clothin' for that matter," he continued with a voice as sweet as honey.

"Yer a well-dressed gent, sir," Roswell said. The leidsman's eye darted over Otto. As he studied the man. His gaze lingered on the man's boots. Roswell paused.
Whaat are those?
"With de stride of a hunter. A marksman," Roswell managed to sputter as he'd caught himself staring at the other party's footwear for just a wee bit too long. "Aye," he said. "Stron' and grounded. Classy and well-kept," he continued. The leidsman shot another smile. He nodded. As if to agree with his own flattering compliments. But the old thief didn't sweet-talk without a reason….

"Back to de fur," Roswell poked. He gestured at that poor skunk that deserved better than these two old men anyway.
" 'ow much are yer askin' for it?" He dared to ask. Roswell grimaced.
"For me as well?" The thief asked. With raised brows.
"Sir Otto, oi thought we were friends! Like hoigh-born among hoigh-born," he said. Roswell studied the other for a brief second. Then breathed out. Knowing he was beaten.
"Foine," he grumbled. Before plucking the money-pouch from his belt and counting the coins. He shoved Otto the money. Clearly not happy with the whole ordeal.
"Yer lucky dat oi've cold feet roi now," he hissed.

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The poor skunk that's being turned into boot covers while these boomers flirt 

Roswell was busy stitching up his home-made skunk-skinned boot covers. After filling them with dry hay and horse-fur. His stitches were almost surgical. Thick. "Oi 'oped Johnson's men were working without his orders," he said. Pressing the needle through the rough fur. "Dat they went rogue. But, apparently not," he said. Roswell looked up from his handiwork. Then grimaced. "It's good nobody died. But three 'ouses are lost. While dey aimed for one," he said.
He pressed some of the bulging hay back.
Roswell eyed her for a brief second. Then started stitching again.
"Do yer think Nathaniel target yer bellboy specific or…" he paused. Allowing his words to linger for a bit.

"De city is full of people lookin' for a job," Roswell said. He tested the durability of the cap with his thumbs. "In sum crooked way, Nathaniel and Johnson are doin' Drakenburg a favor," he added. Roswell wasn't satisfied with the cap yet and removed some of the stitches by hand. The process started again. But this time he tried to pull the cords tight.
"Whaat are yer thinkin' of me caps though?" Roswell lighthearted shifted the conversation. He held out the boot cover in her direction with raised brows.
"De fur is of foine quality," he told her. For a brief second his eye rested on her coat. Then her frill. He smiled lazily, before picking up his stitching work again.
"Oi mean," he said. He winced as he pricked his own thumb with the needle. "Yer know de way. Sure me Krakers won't rob yer blind if yer step unannounced," Roswell said. He pressed his lips together.
"Or at least, oi 'ope not."

Roswell's stitching paused. He looked up at her with raised brows.
"Are yet complimentin' me, misses Brown?" He asked. With a teasing grin.
"Why would oi try 'nd steal a lazy bellboy, if oi can aim for a hoiger price," he bounced back. Roswell lay the half-stitched boot-cover beside him and snaked his arms around her.
"Sumethin' with fur," he said. Roswell gently pulled her closer. He pressed his forehead against her shoulder and breathed in her smell.
"Oh, no please don't stop. Continue to compliment me," he said. As he rested his hands on her hips. "Yer know oi loike dat," he added. Before taking a final sniff of her hair and leaning his head back.
"Oi love it when yer say dat," he clarified. Grinning at her.

"Oh they are pesky lil pest," he replied. His head resting in her hand.
"People started to call me dat," he clarified. "Oi just adapted," he added. Roswell grinned again as he stared in her eyes. "Oi bet yer know all about dat yerself. Lil' Tir." Roswell helped Brown adjust herself on his lap, while not breaking eye-contact. He kept that lazy grin on his face. "Oh? Would yer loike dat?" He mused. "Mebbe I should then," he pondered. "I surely want to impress yer of course," he added. Then don't wear those boot-covers to the party Ros. They kind of suck.

Brown (Human) kafkaesque

   - this is probably the worst fate that the skunk could get. I'm so sorry sweet mustelid.... 😔😔😔😔😔

ANYWAYS. this is.... cute.... too bad there's a good chance Brown will have to do the lifting if he wants any chance of "stealing" her like before rfdvfrsdvbsfdv- (/lh + /pos)


for context, I went for the winter outfit just because.... furry solidarity. (Brown is probably wearing a wolf's pelt coat with a marabou scarf/frill for reference, but. god I can't draw or describe clothes. just trust me on this one- :"DDDDDDDDDDD /lh)

also I realized post-production how long this is, so. spoiler box time...... dw about content; the worst that happens is Brown being uwuwuwuwu at Roswell's outfits, for better or for worse.

Brown, almost pompously, adjusted the scarf of marabou feathers around her neck while grunting, "You know, otterface, one of my bellboys nearly fucking died from that fire a few days ago. Thank the Void that he somehow got out of the smoke in time, but..." She trailed off to allow her finger to comb through the downy barbules for a moment, before turning to face Roswell with a furrowed brow. "... You know, he could have died. It's been a while since shit like that has happened. I still sometimes think about that last bellboy, the one who was found dead in the midst of Zeewolf territory..."

Carefully holding her feathery frill to her bosom, the aristocrat then huffed, "... Not that I should anyhow. Servants are supposed to be interchangeable, at least according to the aristocratic standards around here. If one dies, retires, or just flat out fucking refuses to work, then I have to replace them with another. It's just how it works, even if I do not really use them anymore..." Brown, with a sniff, combed her fingers through her hair while expecting some sort of peep from Roswell. Whether it be some Starq words, some funky harmonica music, or just his usual prattling... She didn't mind. There was a pretty good chance that she would've appreciated any chance to shift the subject towards something lighter...

Such as fashion, for example!

"But you know what, otterface?" the aristocrat eventually cooed while allowing her gaze to linger on him, "Maybe I don't need to send a bellboy over to the Old Chapel every time I want you to come over. Maybe I could just come over myself, and see what outfits you have in store, mm?" A sly smirk appeared on her face as she started to chuckle. "Besides, I do have to admit that they are rather roguish. Dashing even. I wouldn't exactly trust you with a bellboy in case you try taking from them, but..." She trailed off, allowing her coy words to linger while she finished touching up her scarf for the winter weather. "As for myself, I suppose the case is a bit different... Yes?" Oh Void. Just admit that you like his clothing styles and move the fuck on.

As she chuckled under her breath, Brown seated herself close to Roswell and opined with a trill, "I mean... Even if you smell like lard and musk a lot of the time, there is no denying that you are dressed to impress, yes?" She carefully reached a hand out to flick a finger at the krö's feather on his collar. "I could say that it's working, but then it would be too easy," Brown teased with a mock pout, before scooting herself a bit closer to the leidsman, "I've already told you in the past that you were a bit of a rogue. What's the point of adding onto that? Do you even like it when I call you 'handsome' or 'roguish,' or are you getting tired of those words?"

With a flutter of her lashes, Brown eventually lifted her hand to rub the leidsman's cheek as she continued to coo, "Not that I would necessarily mind calling you that, of course. At least you look like your nickname. A krö. I haven't seen much of the birds myself, but I will admit that those that I have seen are rather lovely. Is that why you call yourself that, otterface? Honeycomb?" Oh Void. Please don't. The aristocrat eventually leaned in towards Roswell, but she didn't kiss him - nor even give a peck; instead, she just lingered there while continuing to gently caress his stubbles with her hand- Oh, and climb onto his lap, but that shit was sort of inevitable. Served her right for being a full ass foot shorter than him.

"I'm not saying that as a bad thing, of course," Brown crooned with a smooth smile, "Just know that if you're going to wear that to the gala, I would appreciate that greatly. I think those feathers fit you rather nicely, honeycomb. They really do..." She paused for dramatic effect, as well as to adjust a lock of her hair. "... Not that I mind whatever you end up wearing to there, of course," she ended up teasing after a few seconds, "I'll be sure to look either way, otterface." Even the open shirt, if that was going to be a thing? If you say so, hon...


I'll try my best to do a follow-up for NP or ELSE. maybe.

Xander Klingelhof fizzelston

Xander's nose wobbled. The smell of cigars was overwhelming, especially for Xander's delicate nose. Being cramped into a carriage (with no open windows) didn't help. It made him sick. The shocks of the carriage were irregular and made the gaslights flicker. Xander placed his elbow on the window frame. He looked at Brown, who was the source of the cigar-smoke, then outside the window. It was early in the morning (which made the smoke even less stomachable!) and the clouds were thick and full of rain. A rainy day for an auction. Some rich old-gent had passed and his heirlooms were auctioned off. Fossils. There was talk about rare ones. Not that Xander cared though. He wasn't a bone-kind-of person. Xander was more interested in old Krett-heirlooms that were promised also. Ivory idols and such.

"There was talk in the paper about an amber," he told Brown in passing. As his gaze still lingered outside. He could see the ocean as their carriage crossed a bridge. "A fully preserved one. Or so I've heard." Xander's eyes flicked at Brown. She was dressed for the occasion, just like him. Void. If Xander had óne spick of hetero-sexuality in him he would say she looked attractive. With her high collarbones and powdered face. Sure, the frill was a bit much but...
"You look marvelous today, ma'am," he said. He smiled. As to reassure his compliment. "The fur of your coat, it boosts your posture madam, it emphasizes your strong shoulders," he said. With a nod.
"The look of a real socialized fossil digger, ma'am if I say so myself," he added. Before his gaze drifted outside once more.
"I'm sure they can appreciate that at the auction house," he added. He watched Brown in the mirror reflection and his gaze lingered on the other party's hat. Then his gut twisted. Void! Vot-fuck.
"I should have brought along a cap too," Xander muttered. Before looking at Brown again.
"Oh how stupid! How did I ever expect getting the attention from the auctioneer without a hat?" Xander laughed pained.
"Oh madam, please forgive my clumsiness but… can I borrow your hat in actions you're not interested in? I promise to give it back."

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Xander's reaction tbh 😭❤

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 [ Harper ] Remmys

Harper stared at Fabien for a moment, the gears in his head turning. He was never one for fashion, really, but he still loved seeing other people's styles. Or perhaps it was his little demon brain looking for ideas on how to fit in better, and what was with the current times. Either way, Fabien's bright red bow caught Harper's attention.

"That red bow really pops out since the rest of your outfit is so dull and colorless! You should add some more color!" Harper grinned. Red had always been his favorite color. "Maybe you could get another one for your hair! Or you could grab a few other little pieces of jewelry! You need a makeover with  some more color, man, and I'll sure as hell deliver on that!"


I'll follow up for NP if I have time!