"Wait one damned second, you're a celebrity? Then, if I get married to you," Mayu's tone of voice was flat and uninterested, eyes narrowing into a glare at poor Soliel. "People would be more interested in you than me..." Without hesitance, the brat stood up abruptly only to march straight to the Novatt and grabbing him by the back of his shirt, before unceremoniously dragging him to the door. In a fluid motion, Mayu kicked the door open and proceeded to toss the TV Host out. Whirling on his heels, he dusted his hands off in an gesture of accomplishment. "Ain't gonna take that chance, no way~!"
EDIT: PLEASE ONLY BUMP THE THREAD EVERY 2 HOURS PER PERSON! Also, refrain from posting characters under 18!
I've thought of this weird idea after listening to some love songs and even wedding songs. This is probably the forum game we never needed, but I'll still post it for the heck of some giggles. So, how the heck does this work?
This is like Persona Q's Group Date Cafe dungeon, except it's completely random.
As you entered the place you were supposed to enter, you encounter something else. You are surrounded by sculptures of angels and adornments of white ribbons and bows with roses at the middle. The warm sunshine pierced through the colorful stained glass, emitting kaleidoscopic reflections. As you look up, you see the sacred illustrations at the ceiling.
You're confused. Tried to move, you noticed something off... Your clothes... Instead of what you last wore, your clothes changed to that of a bride/groom's due to some unknown phenomena. As you look straight to the altar, someone is waiting for you.
In short, you're getting married prior your notice.
Now I've explain what the heck's going on, let's proceed with the rules:
- Your character must be above 18 years old.
- Unless 24 hours have passed, you can only post every after 3 posts.
- Please have at least 3 sentences in your reply. Although this is a crack roleplay thread, please be literate and legible with your replies.
- Claim a post when you have a rad idea for a reply.
- Please tell if you want your OC's sexuality to be respected. Though since this is a crack thread, I don't really mind for myself, surprise me.
- Please, make your bio readable to logged in users, at least. If you were to post a locked character, you will be skipped without your notice.
- Remember, this is just a crack thread and this is an AU, and this will never be canon. OCs who are taken can also take part, if you don't mind the cursed NTR.
- Though if you really want to marry the OC above you, might as well ask the user about it before actually marrying them.
- Rules can be changed anytime.
How does this work?
It's hard to explain it with words and I can't type as much since my back hurts, but let's do it like this. Don't imitate my examples, though.
- 1st guy
- 2nd guy: "Y-You've got to be kidding me. There's no way I'll marry someone as sacrilegious as you! In fact, I am already married! Well why would you...?!"
- 3rd guy: "W-Why am I marrying this guy?! I mean, we're both guys and I only like pretty girls! He reeks, too!"
- and so on...
He peers down at his supposed partner, then tilts his head.
"But you look so young... wouldn't your parents be concerned with your partner being.. much older than you?" He said, fixing the cuff links on his sleeves. "Ah... let alone a Yakuza kiddo too. Are you just trying to marry me just to have my land because I can't just let that slide through so easily! I mean, feel free to come over and take a good little break in my mountain. I just... having married to the Yakuza or having the Yakuza wandering around my place kinda of ruins my reputation with the tenants, you understand right..? So, I rather not."
Hmm forcing me to marriage a hidden killer under a mask! i will not allow it..being a lawyer will not help him.. and i might get targeted!! *he shrugs* ahh..
since i gotta deal with this, try to at least not to point a knife at me.. *he smile nerviously*
His glasses fogged up in disappointment as he was met face to face with the blonde in front of him. Ryuunosuke quite disliked children, let alone childish adults in general. "hm~ How disappointing. I came all the way here to see a cute blonde girl; I don't remember being told that there would be..." he eyed Xin up and down. "..a strange man." His lips curled upwards, along with an eyesmile. "I'm sure I'm not the only one opposing this marriage. After all, what's the point of two straight men getting married? Not only that, but you seem way too easy for me the play with. Bye~"
-oMG please forgive me; I actually think xin is adorable, haha :^) -
"Sooo... heeey.... I notice you're into that psychological mind f*** thing. Thats cool................. please don't screw with me!" Pixi seems on edge about the whole idea of being forced into marrying a demigod with a sadistic nature.
She tries to stay on his good side, though she realises she's not likely to succeed and even if it seemed as though she was it could just be part of some nasty trick to watch her squirm.
He looks to the door, and then back to the scene in front of him. Well, this isn't particularly what he was expecting. The more and more he took in the scene before him, the more he realized that no, this wasn't a brief assessment on the military. He hesitates, and his ear flicks as he looks to Pixi, raising an eyebrow, "Oh, dear." He laughs gently, "I suppose this sort of thing should have happened, but.. I don't think I'm a particular of the morbidity of your nature. I have heard you joke a lot about that." He turns to the door, and hesitates, "I don't know. I do hate to say that I may have to pass on this.. proposition. But I'm sure there are people for you."
Tamaki's lips purse together as she looks the man over, judging him quietly. Marriage is not something she has thought much about, her heart and mind too heavy for such a thing. The thought though, the allure of creating a family to love and care for, was arresting. This man though... was not for her. Shaking her head, she then slightly smiles and bows herself politely.
"Sorry... you simply aren't my type." Raising herself back up, her smile widens slightly. "If I have no choice... then I will resist the will of the world as I have always done. Marriage is not something i'd like to be forced into."
"Aaah, you really appears be one cool and interesting person, but I don't think we can marry." Flower says, trying don't sound rude. "My eyes are in... Uhm... Other person, sorry..." She says, sad, thinking in someone. "But... I have no choice, right? Well... Marriage is the first step to divorce, right?"
(for those curious about the above user's character!)
"Wooooooooooo~" He tried mocking by howling like any canine, smirking. "You're cute, you're kind, you're perrrrrrrrrrfect. Did you know, humans are creatures capable of doing anything beyond good and evil, as long as love is with them? Ahahaha, this is gonna be fun, miss human canine."
"Oh... That's... A funny situation, isn't it?" Collin giggled at himself. If a dead body could sweat, Collin would be soaking wet. A vampire and a vampire hunter in the same room is already a "funny situation", but marrying a vampire hunter? That's a big no no on his book. "Well, if you get to know me I'm a good guy and all... We could even, uh, have an open relationship if you are interested on other people, i don't mind. Just... Don't kill me, bud, i'm already dead"
"Well, it seems like we have similar enough personalities to get along. And you don't look so bad. Of course, we'll both always have our own secrets and agendas, so I don't believe this union will be beneficial for either of us. Still, I respect your line of work and your skills. Perhaps we could work together in the future."