John deadpans, "W-What!? Oh there has to be some kind of mistake. This... This is not right..." The rather passive, usually quiet doctor snarls a bit, surprisingly losing his temper a bit, "Who made this mistake?!" He calms down only slightly, still visibly angry, "Maybe..." He huffs, "You're... not bad looking. What are teh conditions of this? I can find a way out of it.... Maybe..." He sighs, slumping his shoulders, "Fine, I'll accept it... For now."
EDIT: PLEASE ONLY BUMP THE THREAD EVERY 2 HOURS PER PERSON! Also, refrain from posting characters under 18!
I've thought of this weird idea after listening to some love songs and even wedding songs. This is probably the forum game we never needed, but I'll still post it for the heck of some giggles. So, how the heck does this work?
This is like Persona Q's Group Date Cafe dungeon, except it's completely random.
As you entered the place you were supposed to enter, you encounter something else. You are surrounded by sculptures of angels and adornments of white ribbons and bows with roses at the middle. The warm sunshine pierced through the colorful stained glass, emitting kaleidoscopic reflections. As you look up, you see the sacred illustrations at the ceiling.
You're confused. Tried to move, you noticed something off... Your clothes... Instead of what you last wore, your clothes changed to that of a bride/groom's due to some unknown phenomena. As you look straight to the altar, someone is waiting for you.
In short, you're getting married prior your notice.
Now I've explain what the heck's going on, let's proceed with the rules:
- Your character must be above 18 years old.
- Unless 24 hours have passed, you can only post every after 3 posts.
- Please have at least 3 sentences in your reply. Although this is a crack roleplay thread, please be literate and legible with your replies.
- Claim a post when you have a rad idea for a reply.
- Please tell if you want your OC's sexuality to be respected. Though since this is a crack thread, I don't really mind for myself, surprise me.
- Please, make your bio readable to logged in users, at least. If you were to post a locked character, you will be skipped without your notice.
- Remember, this is just a crack thread and this is an AU, and this will never be canon. OCs who are taken can also take part, if you don't mind the cursed NTR.
- Though if you really want to marry the OC above you, might as well ask the user about it before actually marrying them.
- Rules can be changed anytime.
How does this work?
It's hard to explain it with words and I can't type as much since my back hurts, but let's do it like this. Don't imitate my examples, though.
- 1st guy
- 2nd guy: "Y-You've got to be kidding me. There's no way I'll marry someone as sacrilegious as you! In fact, I am already married! Well why would you...?!"
- 3rd guy: "W-Why am I marrying this guy?! I mean, we're both guys and I only like pretty girls! He reeks, too!"
- and so on...
Agathe was looking at dr.Wolfsbane with seemingly no emotions at all, their thoughts about this whole situation and their intentions are unknown. After some time of silence they started speaking, their voice is barely heard and their eyes piercing the man. "We...don't intend to spend our life with you, WEREWOLF...We have very important duties to ACCOMPLISH.." They stoped talking for a second, thinking about something "But.." they started speaking again "We could spend some time together drinking fruit tea...but nothing MORE..Now, if you excuse us...we still have places to attend and matters to DISCUSS..."
"We deeply sorry for making you feel so UNCOMFORTABLE...even though we are most certainly won't see a lot of each OTHER, we try to dress in the most appropriate way for YOU" They knew that their appearance is really..odd, but they still couldn't help but feel quite offended by the girl's reaction. Nonetheless their expression didn't change a slightest, but their eyes still glaring at Reika.
Despite trying to control herself, the fur began to raise on Reika's ears, and she backed away. She felt wide awake now. "While I... I do appreciate the... the sentiment I... don't think I could... live....... with those...." She didn't know where to look, but finally settled on the rather normally placed eye on Agathe's face, offering a nervous smile.
"Please... if it can't be helped, could you... wear pants? Long sleeves?"
Avala looks down at their long tunic covered in runes. "This is custom made and traditional,besides I understand this is sudden. To be honest I'm just as confused as you. I never thought my 140 years would take me to this route in life. I'm sure something will be figured out there has to be,I-I'm kind of in love with someone else."
They sit down giving room between the other. "You're too young and life has only begun,I'm sure you'll find the right one...just not me."
"Well, don't you look dapper? All cleaned up for little old me~?" The succubus let out a light laugh. "I'm only kidding, of course. You look about as comfortable in that tux as I do in...well, white's a rather ironic color for someone like me, hm?" Mimsy sighed and sat down, fidgeting with the veil on her head. The joking attitude she had before seemed to dissipate just a bit. "Listen, you don't seem like a bad person, quite the opposite in fact, and if I'm being honest, you aren't too hard on the eyes either. Still, it just isn't in me to settle down with anyone." With a glance up and down at the man, a smirk flitted across her face. "Something tells me it really isn't in you to settle down with anyone either. So, what do you say? We both run out of here at the same time? I mean, there's no way they can catch both a runaway bride and a runaway groom, right~?"
"Eh, you're good looking enough. A bit too human looking for me. Kinda plain, but if the sex is good enough. At least you don't have any wings, caused I'd ripped them off." He floats, looking bored. "This will be open too, can't be tied down right." He smirks, a sharp tooth grin.
"Oh boy, how original; a little man that wants to feel big and thinks he deserves the world at his feet. Please remember how my last marriage ended. Here's a hint, I killed him. No doubt you would not leave me to mine as I would leave you to yours, inconvenient but possibly tolerable. At least in this marriage I will not be a living doormat... for the most part, old habits die hard as they say. Also as soon as I say 'I do' we're getting a divorce."
"I get a lot of patients, but I've never seen someone like this before...Besides, you reek of cigarettes, there's no way I could be with someone who likes damaging themselves like that. People like you are the worst, but I guess I'll tolerate you for now...♪"
"one pack of nail polish is sure to do the trick ♡"
"Mmm...You're nice enough...Don't worry lovely, you'll be just fine ♪" "anyway...what the heck are GoT senses??? Strange."
Staring at Yule for a tense minute, Mayu immediately whipped out his cellphone, dialing a number before lifting the device to his ear. However, he did glance back over while the number was going through. "Hm, what? Oh, sorry, sorry~! I'm just trying to get some divorce papers as soon as possible~ I mean, it's not because of y- wait, what am I saying? Of course it's because of you, haha~!" He laughed nonchalantly, a smug smirk etched upon his lips. "Either way, I don't think that we'd be a good married pair~"
[ cries,, i'm so sorry, mayu can be really, really mean. ;; yule is absolutely adorable, though! TT TT;; ]
"You had me at money and power. I dunno who this Ashur guy is but I'll fight him for the ring and if you really want somebody to piss on you it's no big deal. I got a kid to take care of and no dignity." He's already packed & ready to move in.
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Michael: [ immediately ditches this fool for the guy who's good with kids & not a mean ass w/ yakuza ties ]
