Your OC is forced to marry the OC above!

Posted 6 years, 5 months ago (Edited 5 years, 8 months ago) by colorful

EDIT: PLEASE ONLY BUMP THE THREAD EVERY 2 HOURS PER PERSON! Also, refrain from posting characters under 18!

I've thought of this weird idea after listening to some love songs and even wedding songs. This is probably the forum game we never needed, but I'll still post it for the heck of some giggles. So, how the heck does this work?

This is like Persona Q's Group Date Cafe dungeon, except it's completely random.


As you entered the place you were supposed to enter, you encounter something else. You are surrounded by sculptures of angels and adornments of white ribbons and bows with roses at the middle. The warm sunshine pierced through the colorful stained glass, emitting kaleidoscopic reflections. As you look up, you see the sacred illustrations at the ceiling.

You're confused. Tried to move, you noticed something off... Your clothes... Instead of what you last wore, your clothes changed to that of a bride/groom's due to some unknown phenomena. As you look straight to the altar, someone is waiting for you.

In short, you're getting married prior your notice.


Now I've explain what the heck's going on, let's proceed with the rules:

  • Your character must be above 18 years old.
  • Unless 24 hours have passed, you can only post every after 3 posts.
  • Please have at least 3 sentences in your reply. Although this is a crack roleplay thread, please be literate and legible with your replies.
  • Claim a post when you have a rad idea for a reply.
  • Please tell if you want your OC's sexuality to be respected. Though since this is a crack thread, I don't really mind for myself, surprise me.
  • Please, make your bio readable to logged in users, at least. If you were to post a locked character, you will be skipped without your notice.
  • Remember, this is just a crack thread and this is an AU, and this will never be canon. OCs who are taken can also take part, if you don't mind the cursed NTR.
  • Though if you really want to marry the OC above you, might as well ask the user about it before actually marrying them.
  • Rules can be changed anytime.

How does this work?

It's hard to explain it with words and I can't type as much since my back hurts, but let's do it like this. Don't imitate my examples, though.

  • 1st guy
  • 2nd guy: "Y-You've got to be kidding me. There's no way I'll marry someone as sacrilegious as you! In fact, I am already married! Well why would you...?!"
  • 3rd guy: "W-Why am I marrying this guy?! I mean, we're both guys and I only like pretty girls! He reeks, too!"
  • and so on...
Haruka spacecadet

"Mm..." The shiba girl smiled. "You're really quite beautiful, and something about you makes me want to give you a hug. I think I could deal with the insane possessiveness, if it wasn't for my career. An idol belongs to everyone!" Apologetically, Haruka shrugged. "I wish you luck~"

Maddox Taebasco

Hyung sighs a little "Ah, an idol....Not really my type, but your skin looks nice." Hyung stares her down "Just don't look for me to much. I'm not one to be tied down. Doesn't really....suit me. You seem nice enough, though. You have that going for you at least."

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Odin Arengard Kree-Kat

Odin cautiously sniffed the air, the man standing beside him was clean and well pressed, and spelled of sweets and fruit and flowers. He cast his head down thinking for a moment, taking care to keep his poise. a church? with this music? the realization of the error that was to take place made him turn as red as the cherries Romeo liked and he stuttered for a moment before finding his voice. "i- im sorry sir i think there's been a grave misunderstanding...."

 Damien ZodiacCloud

"Ah, not too bad. Not sure I can stay loyal, but hey at least the main attraction is attractive enough." Damien stares at his ears for a second. "oh, those are new. do you have normal ears??? oh man, I am going to have one hell of a night exploring~ let the marriage commence, amirite?" He just laughs to himself a bit.

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Marc Rousseau the II classicturtle

Marc's eyes light up!  Because the man in front of him is!!  Kinda really cute??
"You are, eh, really really handsome, Monsieur!  If we have to do the, uh, marry thing, I would be alright with that!  I want to marry so many people anyway so we can start here!!  I will make you a, um, cake for being my new husband, cheri!!"

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 Eros Caffee

Something about the boy in front of him caused Eros to smile. "I must admit, the flustered side of yours is quite adorable." His smile then slowly turned awkward and took a step back. "...However, I wouldn't want to associate myself with a killer. It's not really my thing~"

 Radley Opossun

"Well, being forced to mary anyone is uncool since it's...something forced. But, well, at least I got a god looking guy! Get it? cause you are a... god. But also a good lucking guy." Radley puts both of his hands over his own face. He's so awkward about it. He hates the idea of getting committed to someone, and is kinda freaking out with that idea. 

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Giselle Asher Otto LunaBell

Giselle looked at the row of faceless spectators and swallowed the nerves bubbling under the surface. She had no real memory of how or why but she was in this dress and standing at this alter with a man she had never seen before in her life or in her future. whatever it was, here she was now, a bouquet of lilies in her hand and the world waiting for her answer. "umm... I'm sorry... I don't think I could do this? You are not the person I envisioned myself getting married too... no offense sir. I'm sure this is a misunderstanding" 

 Landon SoraDeathEater

Kenny opens his eyes and sighs at the sight of Giselle in a wedding dress. "I'm sorry. You do look very gorgeous.. But I just can't do this again." He lifts his left hand to reveal a golden wedding band. "I'm already married, and even though she's gone from this world, I do plan on seeing her again. She's truly the love of my life and I wouldn't even let Death part us." He loosens up his tuxedo's tie and hands his coat to the pastor. "Sorry I honestly don't even remember meeting you nor proposing." He looks around for his floral vest. "But what I do remember is this," He grabs his vest and gives it a sad smile. "The ones I truly loved and will forever be in my heart." He places his hand on Giselle's shoulder. "I'm sorry. I'm sure there is someone out there who would truly love you with all their heart. Unfortunately that person won't be me. I vowed to stay single so when I reunite with my Olivia I can give her all my love again." He nods his head towards her in a sign of respect and walks down the aisle as he puts his vest back on, ignoring everyone's eyes. He keeps his eyes straight to the doors and steps on all the rose petals along the way.

Emyra ChickieDee

To say the least, Emyra was baffled. There's no way she somehow ended up in a marriage with this man? Maybe she had accidentally done something that translated to a marriage proposal? In her head, every single small gesture and phrase she had done recently flooded back as she tried to analyze why she was in this predicament. Honestly it was enough to make her head spin.

She didn't even notice the sadness coming from her partner-to-be at first. When she finally was able to collect herself, the woman looked at Kenny, hands waving frantically. Oh how she hated seeing people like this! "U-u-um...! You don't have to go through with this; if I accidentally said or did something to cause this, I really didn't mean it! Oh gosh...I honestly wouldn't even know how to act in a marriage...I've never seen how one works in detail before. B-but that's besides the point! I really don't want to separate you from the wife you already have, s-so please don't think badly of me when I say that I can't do this! I'm sure you wouldn't want to either..." Emyra paused to take in a short breath, the bouquet in her hands nearly picked clean out of nerves. "Ah...I'm so sorry, I was rambling, wasn't I? Um...but yeah, you don't have to do this, so don't worry...!"