Write a Crack Headcanon for the Oc above 2.0

Razel has drunk toilet water at least once and gets hammered just from looking at alcohol.

Once while urban exploring she got her foot stuck for a whole hour before realizing she could easily escape just by slipping her foot out of her boot

Lucky needs eating more plastics after his work but when he finds one afterwards, he realized he had one important work left: witches' tribunal 

(Hehe. Sorry. I'm not that great at headcanons 😅I tried my best)

Because of his love for baseball, whenever someone tosses something to Ruby he has only two reactions to it: Catch it or find a stick to smack it right back 

Damaris likes to lurk in the water in the dead of night and scare the crew of boats who pass by. It's earned him a place as an urban legend.

Aaron's hair isn't naturally colored. He didn't have enough money for actual hair dye, though; he just smeared peanut butter all over it until it was the right color.

He gets reeeeeeAAAAAAAlllllll pissy when someone disrespects his sport. Even if they're one detail off, he gets pissy!

She often trips and falls because of her four legs.

Akiko is fond of things that have a lot of bright and cute, yet simple designs. such as My little pony, Nyan Cat, and Sanrio characters

Michael secretly puts conditioner on in the shower before shampoo. 

^{that's a mad lad riGHT therE}

Deepitha once tried cat food because she thought if cats liked it it must be tasty.

Sometimes, Touchdown sits alone, just brainstorming creative insults