"Hey, you!" Fitzgerald shouted while running after an unlucky boy with glasses, "Get over here! You ruined my perfectly good pants with your clumsiness! Own it up and pay it off!" However, it wasn't long before his voice grew hoarse, and he started coughing as he watched the child dash off into the horizon. "Stupid," he muttered to himself with heavy breathing, "Stupid, stupid, stupid..." The young man coughed into his sleeve once more before sighing and taking a step back.
For a second, he had a grain of self-awareness and pondered, You know, maybe I'm just so aggressive because I'm in the middle of a small village... With a bunch of nobodies? Why the hell am I with a bunch of random people who don't even know who I am? Never mind.
Then, suddenly... A honk.
Fitzgerald swiveled his head around and squinted for a second before seeing a goose come up to him. His squint turned into a glare, although at the same time, he was genuinely interested in the bird. Petting it, for a moment, sounded like a good idea, but as soon as he hovered his hand out to it, the bird tried nipping at his hand and loudly honked at him.
"Damn it!" he spat, "What do you even want with me?" The white bird honked back at him and flapped its wings, before circling around him in a pattern that was definitely not meant to make him dizzy. Well, like the dumb man that he was, his eyes followed the goose, and soon... He started to feel like the world was spinning. The goose honked at him once more before waddling off in the same direction as the boy from earlier. Fitzgerald barely noticed the departure, though, as he was too busy clutching his head and complaining to himself about how dumb his decision was.
As soon as the trees stopped moving, though, Fitzgerald looked around - only to see his shoes covered with mud. One interjection came out of his mouth when he saw this: "Are you kidding me right now!?"
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