Five Facts About Your Oc

-He actually lives in the 20th century AD, except no-one uses the gregorian calendar as europeans (apart from Vinland viking settlers) never came to America, leaving his people to chill for a couple extra centuries. Something bad clearly happened in the Old World for no-one to have ever come across the Atlantic, but it's not like the mesoamericans would know anything's amiss. :P

-He admires vikings. Thinks they're great warriors with unique view on life, even though these guys are clearly too pagan and hairy to be as civilized as the fair aztecs.

-Legitimately believes that aztecs are doing the rest of the world a solid by sacrificing war prisoners. Thinks that the blood keeps the sun moving in the sky and thus, the day that Aztec empire falls would be the end of the world.

-His idea of "chocolate" is a foaming beverage of chilly, maize and cocoa beans, sometimes flavored with honey or vanilla (the honey being a relatively new development in cocoa-drinking, coming forth from deepened trading relations to the maya).

-Actually pretty bright for a massive sack of muscle. :D Well-educated due to his upbringing with a fascination for that which is unknown and different.

1) I adore writing poetry. It's probably my only healthy coping method.
2) I grew up a Catholic, but through life experience I've become a nihilist.
3) Usually, I despised alcohol (my father used to get drunk a lot), but once caffeine stopped working for me I turned to it slowly. Over time, I became addicted. And when I couldn't get enough of the numb feeling I wanted from that quickly, I started abusing One Night cough syrup (I don't live in modern times, by the way). I ended up purposefully ODing and basically making myself brain-dead. After all, that sweet release is full of alcohol, chloroform, morphine, all sorts of stuff.
4) I fell in love with my sister's ex (and we actually got together).
5) I cry every time I hear someone playing the flute. My late boyfriend played, and very well I might add.

"My favorite drink is coffee. I don't care what kind, as long as it wakes me up. No, I take that back, I enjoy decaff from time to time. Although coffee is always better when vodka is added~"

"I dressed up as a priest once and snuck into a church to have several relationships with priests and nuns. A little way of me saying thanks to Him for all he's done for me (although I'll admit it stung quite a bit staying there)."

"I have a bad habit of getting angry and yelling in Russian whenever I'm drunk. Apologies in advance."

"There are few times when I convinced someone to get engaged with me just so I could leave them at the altar."

"My favorite instrument is the banjo. There's just something so... nice about the sound of its strings being plucked, wouldn't you agree?"

"I really really like shitty Chinese food. Even though I am half Chinese."

"I enjoy my Starbucks,"

"My blood at this point is coffee."

"I can and will and have slept for 3 days at a time."

"Spicy foods make me do a vomit."

•"I'd give everything to eat some jalapeno steak right now"

•" I remember that one time, I caught a guy robbing another one from my group. I choked him with my holy necklace until he guessed my job."

•"People tell me that I am the worst priest ever. But I've lost faith a long time ago. It's my title. Like a scar. And deep scars do not completely heal."

•" I enjoy books when I have the time and the will to read them. The last one I've read was "O Gran Caderno" By Agota Kristof. Such a great yet terrible book."

•" I'm looking for the woman who saved my life six years ago as well. Hopefully she didn't die yet."

1. I don't have a proper sleep schedule. Kinda hard to sleep when your sister died after a result of something you did. Sometimes, I'm lucky to sleep at decent hours but sometimes I'm not.
2. I speak three languages. Well two and a half? I'm fluent when it comes Spanish and Japanese. I do know some things in English but wouldn't consider myself a master at it. 
3. If you give me a instrument and told me I need to learn how to play in the week. I will do it. I will 100% not succeed in learning how to play it but god damn it I will try.
4. I like taking the time to learn western meals. I don't know what it is but western meals often catches my idea because of how..unique they can be.
5. I tend to spend a good chunk of my Saturdays hunting down shadows for money. Listen. I don't know how shadows have money or how it's possible for said money to transfer to the real world...but it works.

Five facts, huh? Well alright!

1. I live in this real nice house by the lake and I'll have you know I built that place myself! Lots of wood and glass, a balcony that overlooks the woods and a jetty for beers and fishing. Yeah, it's real sweet!

2. One of my favourite hobbies is to pop on down to the junkyard and grab those old, busted radios or toasters or TVs and take em' home and fix them up. Sal who owns the place usually lets me takes things like that for free. He's used to seein' my face!

3. You know my dog, Pepper? Well how we met is just the darnedest thing. See, I was fishing one day about three years ago and I see this little dog in the lake, clinging to a large branch that musta fallen off of one of the trees. She was exhausted and thin and honestly I have no idea how she got in the lake or where she came from, but she needed a home so I pulled her from the water and took her in. We've been best pals ever since!

4. My preferred mode of transport is this beat up old pick-up truck of mine. I've had that beauty for years and she's never let me down! People say she's only fit for scrappin', but they don't know her like I do! Ol' Betsy's still got plenty of miles to go yet!

5. Between all my other hobbies I'm actually working on writing a book. I got this old typewriter (you might'a noticed I like old things) and now and then I sit down in front of it and start typin'. It's gonna be a fantasy tale set in a magical wood. Or maybe a sci-fi. I ain't quite decided yet!

1 -- My last name stemmed from 'Medveditsa' which means 'female bear' in Russian.

2 -- There were times when I wasn't a scaredy cat I am today. Something horrible happened to me... *glances at a calendar* ...99 years ago, during Russian civil war. After that I suffered from PTSD and my self-esteem plummeted to zero.

3 -- Things that people have associated with me: synthetic tires, bear, YaMZ trucks, old churches and maybe...Valentina Vladimirovna Tereshkova. It would be nice if they add 'ice hockey' someday...

4 -- Most foreigners don't know that I was Russia's temporary capital back in 1612 when Moscow was taken by the Polish-Lithuanian force.

5 -- I'd prefer to avoid traveling by planes. It's not that I'm afraid of height, It's...just...... *sighs* the sixth anniversary is coming in less than two months and I still can't quite move on.

1. My parents divorced when I was really young and I spent most of my time with my mother. I did meet dad during some weeks and weekends and whatnot but only moved to his place when mother was hospitalized. 

2. Speaking of that guy, I dislike him more than I like him; I don't like how he just left mother on her own and how he can never take any responsibility over anything. Not that I'm much better, really, but he is a grown man for lord's sake! 

3. I'm pretty good at making food! Mother taught me a lot, I think she knew I'd have to start taking care of myself earlier than expected. 

4. Not meaning to brag, but I'm pretty sure I know the school building and all its hidden tunnels and rooms better than anyone else - I bet even most teachers aren't aware of all of them! 

5. I'm not particularly good at school, but if I actually like something I learn pretty fast! Jet has taught me sign language and I know a lot already 

- I don't shave my face, but I keep a razor around both at home and at the workplace. It's a cover for why I have such smooth chin, plus I have a legitimate use for it - to push back the hairline along my temples and give my forehead a more masculine look.

- For binding I use a Symington Side Lacer, or a knock-off of one. As for business pertaining to downstairs areas, the "bulge" is achieved by a pair of rolled-up socks, paired with tight underwear to keep it in place. Not a comfortable get-up but one I'm used to.

- Psychiatrists creep me out. All they do is put labels on you and twist you around to fit their neat little categories. After a couple of sessions of cold-reading even a previously healthy patient would start believing they were ill in the head. And if one's particularly unlucky they'll be institutionalized with their issues being made public knowledge.

-I'm not interested in a serious relationship. If I were, I wouldn't be presenting as Henry, because honestly - he's popular enough but attracts completely the wrong demographic of women for this purpose.

-There's a handful of people who know of "Henry"'s gender. Among others they include one of the nurses in the army base, so I wouldn't be outed by something as mundane as a medical examination.

Oh, five facts? Well... Let's see...

1: Because I'm technically an Artificial Lifeform, I don't need to breath Oxygen like humans do.

2: I'm not a big fan of water. Like, ew! It's wet and makes my fur all sticky...

3: I've taken quite a liking to sweet foods, even if I shouldn't actually eat food.

4: Phoenix says that the number on my Life Support Rings fits with my personality, but I don't know what he means by that.

5: If I want to do something, look out! I'm always ready to get my goals and I will blast through you if you do get in my way.

1. is a clean freak

2. likes to kill ppl

3. really hot

4. tons of money

5. sugar daddy