Hm, usually I'm the one giving the interviews around here. Let's keep this off the record then, shall we?
1 - I'm not all that fond of my first name, so just call me Clay. A lot of my colleagues don't usually listen to that request just to bug me.
2 - I don't go anywhere without some kind of camera. I even keep one under my pillow just in case I need to snap a pic of an elusive boogie monster creeping out from under my bed. What? It could happen, and think of the headline it would have!
3 - I have a wonderfully bad habit of happening across scenes of crimes all the time, usually murders. I suppose it's good for a journalist specializing in murders, but I like taking regular walks without finding corpses too, you know?
4 - Word on the street is I have approximately 90 pictures of Detective Jones on my computer at the moment, and by "on the street" I mean no street whatsoever because no one's allowed to look at my unpublished photos. I keep running into him investigating murders all the time, so it's no wonder...
5 - More word on this fictional street is that about 12% of those pictures are of that sweet posterior he hides under that trench coat of his. It takes a master photographer to get so many pictures when the angles and convenient gusts of wind are just right. But, uh... like I said, th-this is off the record... Some stories aren't meant to be published... And I don't need that hardass getting mad at me about photographing his hard ass. I m-mean, um... This interview is over.