Five Facts About Your Oc

Fives facts about me...//sighs

1. Most people look at me as a demon, while I'm in fact a God. A human created God. My abilities range from shapeshifting and acidic blood.

2. I'm permanently blind in one eye, even in reincarnation.

3. My soul is split into two halves. One is my happiness and compassion and the other is my anger and sadness. Oliver is the name given to my happiness, and we tend to switch out who's in control of our body time to time. 

4. I have a soulmate but we're far from the loving couple you'd think us to be. We're both emotionally broken people. Soul mates sounds like a good idea until you actually have one.

5. Despite my large build and skill in battle, lightning and thunder terrifies me. 

Hm, usually I'm the one giving the interviews around here. Let's keep this off the record then, shall we?

1 - I'm not all that fond of my first name, so just call me Clay. A lot of my colleagues don't usually listen to that request just to bug me.

2 - I don't go anywhere without some kind of camera. I even keep one under my pillow just in case I need to snap a pic of an elusive boogie monster creeping out from under my bed. What? It could happen, and think of the headline it would have!

3 - I have a wonderfully bad habit of happening across scenes of crimes all the time, usually murders. I suppose it's good for a journalist specializing in murders, but I like taking regular walks without finding corpses too, you know?

4 - Word on the street is I have approximately 90 pictures of Detective Jones on my computer at the moment, and by "on the street" I mean no street whatsoever because no one's allowed to look at my unpublished photos. I keep running into him investigating murders all the time, so it's no wonder...

5 - More word on this fictional street is that about 12% of those pictures are of that sweet posterior he hides under that trench coat of his. It takes a master photographer to get so many pictures when the angles and convenient gusts of wind are just right. But, uh... like I said, th-this is off the record... Some stories aren't meant to be published... And I don't need that hardass getting mad at me about photographing his hard ass. I m-mean, um... This interview is over.

1. It was just my birthday on the 8th! Not that I really age, but... it's still worth celebrating!
2. When I'm bored, I really like playing with bubble soap! I don't care if it's ~just for kids~... stuff that's for kids is fun!
3. I get kind of annoyed when people point out that I don't really act my age... what's weird about liking cartoons and playing outside and unnecessarily large stuffed animals? Nothing, that's what! Besides, I can be totally mature when I need to be! But who needs to be boring and totally unfun all the time??
4. My old babysitter owns my soul! Most people think that's kind of weird or scary, but I think it's cool! He's like my big brother or something, so it's not like he'd try to use that against me or something! He mostly just uses my soul as a jumping-off point to go on ~magical subconscious adventures~!
5. I wish he invited me on ~magical subconscious adventures~ more, though, but he always acts like it's too dangerous and that I should never go anywhere alone... I know he's just trying to protect me, but geez! I'm 16, not 6! I can handle myself! I don't think anyone really believes that, but it's true!

5 facts about me, hm? Might as well get this over with....

1. I break glasses when I drink too much. I squeeze the glass tight enough that it shatters. The bills ends up being expensive and the hangovers are annoying, which is why I dislike alcohol.

2. I once killed a man with a playing card. It was a Jack of Clubs, if I remember correctly.

3. I'm rather good at imitating accents, which has proved useful from time to time in my buisness.

4. I run a bar as a buisness front. Of course, the bar never has any actual customers; at least, not those looking for a drink.

5. People say that I have a very good poker face and that I have limited expressions. I'm not always sure what they mean, but it is true that I'm very good at poker.

1) I am a former thief.

2) On on of my missions, I aquired my desired weapon.

3). My desired weapon is feared by many.

4) It is called "The Devil's Whip."

5) Apparently it can go atleast any distance I desire.

What happens when the old spook figures out the new wifi password?? He fills out a factionaire for himself! 

One. I did not expect to end up a loving, domesticated househusband. Honestly, I had no clue. My sisters suspected I would have been dead by now vis-à-vis my rampaging completely valid rebellious youth.

Two. WELL.. They were not wrong. But! But, at least I'm still on a solid living plane! And!! My death was not due to my actions! Ha-HA! ...Rather, it was cold-blooded murder. 

Three. I'm still mad about that. 

Four. I love my wife. Best human. Favorite human. Good human. Flawless human. 10/10 would date & marry again.

Five. My lawn is superior when it comes to neighborhood aesthetics, and all aesthetics for that matter! So, stay off it. Admire you may from a distance.. step foot on its luscious, dark green grass you may not. USE THE PATHWAY - I PAVED IT FOR A REASON, YOU INSUFFERABLE TEMPORARIES.

There we are! How informative! 

 1.First thing's first: I know this question's on your mind as you look at me. The zipper trails on my legs connect to my underwear. I've been dying for my creator to create a reference image of this detail to no avail!

2.I'm attracted to the serious and quiet type. I think opposites are the perfect complement, and this type of person resonates with that logic. Plus I love to talk and am confident I can talk for the both of us!

3. I lost my sight in my right eye due to a fever that spread from an epidemic around the planet when I was young. Why do I wear an eyepatch you ask? There's no scarring or anything and I suppose I could pretend there is nothing wrong with it, but don't you think this lace eyepatch is cute?? It's made of the finest material which I received it from a precious friend of mine! (⋈◍＞◡＜◍)。✧♡ Somehow, everytime I take it off, I can't remember what's happened in that time period. It's suuuuuuper strange!

4. I love and hate my hair. It's beautiful and troublesome, sometimes I have the urge to just shave the whole thing off due to my laziness

5. How old am I really? Well as listed in my bio, in human years I'm 18, isn't that enough information for you? (❁´▽`❁)*✲ﾟ*  

Five facts about me? Well I'm not sure why you'd want to know about me but I suppose I could oblige...

1. I love books more than anything, I practically live and breath for them! I was truely born to be a librarian... I miss the great Library often...

2. I have a cresent shaped scar on my cheek, I got it in a fight with a raptor... don't ask.

3. During a quest the blessed goddess I worship, Ta'lab, deemed me to be pure of heart - it was one of the best moment of my life... followed by one of the worst.

4. I can speak 6 languages fluently, Common, Draconian, Elvish, Gnomish, Dwarvish and Infernal!

5. I may only be a 5 foot tall lady that needs to wear glasses, but don't be fooled - I'm actually one of the strongest members of my group!

(Fun times with my D&D character lmao http://toyhou.se/332034.yoko)

oooh, I love these!! I love talking about myself

number one! I have three or four souls inside me, besides my own! they love me I hope. there's Dres, the shitty spider goddess, and my mother, she barely feels like she's there, and a quiet one who obsesses over eyes! I don't care for that one.

number two!! I got this weird scar here on my side! sometimes Dres crawls out of it!

number three!!! I am a lover but also a fighter, I have two logs, one for the people I sleep with and one for those that I have killed. guess which is longer! don't fret I will spoil it! it is the book of my lovers!

number four!!!! I am very open and I am not only talking about my legs! I speak freely about what I care about, it is why my subjects love me! I have also contemplated making hating me illegal.

number five!!!! I am a great queen but I hate handling money! I keep a financial adviser around just in case. 

that one is boring, I will pick another! I am half-demon, and the politically correct term is Kothar-Lejir! thus, I can make tentacles! 

Oh, Mu wants to do this!

1: Mu has green blood, that's because Mu is a leech and Mu thinks it's cute!

2: Mu's boyfriend is a tall bloody man, really! He is made of blood, it's a peeeerfect match~

3: Mu hates wearing shoes, she will wear them if she has to, but she really can't stant them UmU

4: Mu's favorite games are puzzles, jigsaws, 3-D, even video game puzzles. 

5: Oh are you confused? Mu likes to talk like this although it seems childish, she- I mean I am really trying to grow out of it! Weeeehhhh

Hm? Five things about me? Oh, uh, sure. I guess I better start...

1. I may seem quiet and shy, but I really like being social! I am happy to befriend everyone and everyone, even if they don't exactly match my personality...
2. My 'boyfriend' (or mate, as he likes to call it) is a merman named Paio. He's obnoxious, loud and very crude, but... I love him.
3. I have never had any pets. Ever. I don't like dogs or cats all that much, and I already have a pet fish of some sort...
4. I was adopted into a rich family, but my 'parents' never really cared for me. I guess they adopted me for a status booster.
5. My favourite thing to do is count the pearls and other sea treasures Paio finds for me. He's so sweet, and loves it when I place them on displace. Hence why my house is cluttered with all sorts of knick knacks.

I have time to kill....why not partake in this....game of sorts....

1. I was once a....collector of Troll horns....I still kinda am but....not in the same way I once was.........Before the game started...I would go to places like the execution grounds or...places I had heard there was a culling and just...take them if I could, or bribe someone to give them to me... I still have my collection...just not added to it in a very long time...
2. When I was a young troll...apparently I kept trying to wonder into the ocean....my lusus used to have to fish me out before any more... violence prone seadwellers found me.
3. I currently... "own"... three "Slaves"... a rust blood named Thabit...a lemon blood named Arakis... and a moss blood named Situla.........They're not really "Slaves" so to speak...I bought them from a slavetrader out of a promise I made to my formet Morail...which was to stay my calm self and remember blood colour doesn't mean anything other than a laybel... so I bought these three under the guise that if they couldn't obey me....their horns were extremely interesting to me........In reality I treat them as friends who I occationally get to...help me with things...unless another troll was visiting my hive...then I had to treat them in a "normal" slave owner manner until they left...
4. Out of my...group of players...I am one of the tallest...and even though I've let myself go a bit....I'm still quite strong...I just chose not to fight or show violence anymore where I can help it...so I'm not as big and intimidating as I once was.......
5. While I am not an...active follower in the religion... I have a good friend who is a strong believer in the juggalo faith... I respect him immensly for his views on life, religious wise and in general...but he has not spoken to me in quite some time...and I am very concerned for him...he seems to have lost that spark judging from our last chatlog... I do hope he is well...