GalacTouhou Sanctuary of the Elusive Captain
The Celestion-5’s captain hasn’t been seen for a week. Where can he be? What are his secrets? (I got REALLY into Touhou) [Mixed form, primarily Script]
Edit: Just found out 'illusory' is a completely different word from 'elusive'
Roxie's Scenario -Stage 6-
[Stage 6
Secrets of the Illusory Cavern
A sanctuary unknown to the cameras or the crew. What secrets must lurk within?]
[BGM: Stage 6 Theme ~ Stage 6 Theme Subtitle]
[Emil ENTERS]
Emil: I know you’re worried about Lorie and everything, but I get the feeling he’s gonna be mad if he finds us poking around here.
Roxie: Sorry, but I will not allow you to hinder my search! Engarde!
[Emil MIDBOSS]
[Emil PAUSES]
Emil: I guess there’s no stoppin’ you. I’m gonna have a look around, myself, in the meantime.
[Emil LEAVES]
Roxie: Ooh, what is all this majestic looking fabric? I can feel its power!
???: Unhand those cloths!!
[Lorenzo ENTERS]
[Illusory Captain
Lorenzo Galhardo-Alverez]
Roxie: Oopsie!
Lorenzo: Ahem, Ranger Allen, what are you doing here??
Roxie: Rescuing you from this forsaken metal sanctuary!
Lorenzo: No one is allowed to enter this area but me.
Roxie: Whaaaat? What if something happened to you and we didn’t know where you were? You would be reduced to haunted screams from the kitchen walls!
Lorenzo: That is for me to worry about.
Roxie: But we can’t help you if you’re the only one! Who will swoop in and save you from this machinery?
Lorenzo: I don’t need anyone’s help.
[BGM: Lorenzo Boss Theme ~ Lorenzo Boss Theme Subtitle]
Lorenzo: Besides, you are familiar with Interstellar Forces Handbook Chapter 3, Section 21, are you not?
Roxie: Uhhh, which one was that? (What an ominous vibe…!)
Lorenzo: “Rangers are not allowed to touch sensitive materials without permission.” What a shame you didn’t remember. Let this be a lesson you won’t soon forget.
[Lorenzo BOSS]
[Lorenzo DEFEATED]