Bitey's Links
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She's, uh... Well, the little lady sure is... interesting. Still couldn't tell you what came over me when I took her home with me, but Benny adores her. I trust his judgment, but no way in hell I'm leaving them alone together with all those *teeth* she's got. He named her Bitey, for god's sake... Although, I think he did that just to...
[sighs] I'm too soft on him sometimes... I've been hunting monsters for thirty years, I know what I'm talking about! I really hope Benny knows what he's doing.
[Tiny squeaks] ♡♡ !!
She's cute, isn't she?? I can't believe Hugo wanted to get rid of her. It was weird he brought her home in the first place, but---well, look at her! She's just a baby, Hugo's worrying over nothing... I'm... not exactly sure what she *is* just yet, but I think I can handle myself...
Hugo's career was in hunting. I think I'm a little more qualified than he is in this case...
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Aaaww, so cute!! You're just like me when I was a baby! Uh. Except for the... I mean. We both hatched from eggs! Wait, did you hatch from an egg? Oh, who cares!? You've got a big, strong, knight for a daddy just like I did! And Benny.
My daddy inspired yours to become a kn---uh, hunter. They used to be better... But that kinda makes us, like, great, great, supercousins or something, right!? I'm sure Hugo will love you lots and lots! Especially with Benny there! I had a lot more, but two is pretty good! Oh, you're so CUTE.
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I can't believe Hugo and Benny ran off and adopted a kid on me! Do they know how much work that is!? Wait--are they even--uh, are we sure this isn't just an octopus...? I've seen a lot of sea monsters in my time, and---you know what? Makes sense for Benson. I think I can do this uncle thing...
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...And just what, exactly, is this supposed to be? Some little accident of Bernard's? Does *Hugo* know about this?