Asphodel's Links
"Krav was my first boyfriend and my best friend. He was pretty lame as a bf, but I'm glad he's still hanging around with me. He should probably cool it with his simping before he gets really hurt. But he knows self-defense, so maybe he's fine...?"
"Deli is a real one. My home slice through high school. Kinda dated, kinda undated. We're still the homiest of homes. Or homiest of homos. HA! Dunno what either of us are gonna do next now that we're done with high school. I kinda just, like, took a break to...play games..."
"He overreacted to a free hotdog once... Weird kid."
"Deli's kindness is unmeasurable. One time when we visited the two of them at the Conveniently Convenient store, Deli offered us a free hot dog. Everyone accepted it carefree, but I just couldn't. I offered under the table to pay for all their hotdogs. Deli couldn't accept MY kindness. That's incorrect. I had to explain to him just how much profit could be lost just over a few hotdogs. He zoned out. But he left the register open, so I slipped in a 5 and we left. He was still dazed."
"Imagine if the sunshine was a person. That's Eli."
"Deli has dots all over!"
"Banjo's changed a lot since Krav and I were in highschool. I think her look really suits her now. Not that she wasn't pretty before--"
"Godbless the Ginger for helping Krav realize his true self: A daddy-loving twink. Amazed those two still hang out, but that's what true friends are all about. Wonder if he regrets meeting Liam."
"Charlie? Oh, uh, he's pretty...cool? I guess? I mean, he's a good dude; really nice to Eli and his momma. He's strong too... Takes care of the heavy lifting at work and stuff. Why do you ask?"
"Deli's a trustworthy coworker. Got my back while I snooze in the backroom. Good at the "customer service" persona, but when it's just us in the store, he's a mess."
"The worst person I've met on campus and he doesn't even attend the school--he was just hung over in one of the flowerbeds! Liam always knows where the party is at, though, so he can be cool on rare occasions..."
"Deli's got the hots for my dear roommate, Charlie~ The perfect piece of blackmail."